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Wow, double post. Who says the government editors leave no trace.
That's just a glitch in the matrix. We don't need to really panic until we find all Doghd's doors and windows have been bricked up
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I would love a sandwich, but unfortunately I must go out and earn a productive living and be a happy little consumer that contributes to my society. Dang, they got to m--I mean, I am fine. Everything is perfectly normal. Mind control is a myth.
Are there any marshmallow squares? They sure are swell!
Are there any marshmallow squares? They sure are swell!
While we're on the subject of conspiracy theories, Irina Khalidar (the bot, not the woman) had just taken me into her bedroom when the chat broke down. Mighty suspicious if you ask me.
*Smiles and brings Corwin a sandwich* I am so lucky there are big strong men around here to take care of me. What would I do if I weren't cleaning up after men?
I am sorry about your problems with Irinabot. Men have such stressful lives, they need to relax more. I would call someone to fix it, but you know that sexual gratification is a sign of being a *whispers* liberal. We wouldn't want people to get the wrong impression. Wouldn't you rather drink a lot and shoot someone?
I am sorry about your problems with Irinabot. Men have such stressful lives, they need to relax more. I would call someone to fix it, but you know that sexual gratification is a sign of being a *whispers* liberal. We wouldn't want people to get the wrong impression. Wouldn't you rather drink a lot and shoot someone?
That's just a glitch in the matrix. We don't need to really panic until we find all Doghd's doors and windows have been bricked up
*Watches Prob run, looks around, and then saunters over behind Bev*
Oh look! Isn't that Phyllis Schlafly?
*Takes taser out of pocket and tasers Bev as she looks*
*Watches Bev fall down and waits till she stops twitching before picking her up*
I'll just take this over to my friend Andrew to have it fixed. The nerd girl will be back soon and with luck, she may work on my language center. Some one calm the elf down before she throws up or something.
Oh look! Isn't that Phyllis Schlafly?
*Takes taser out of pocket and tasers Bev as she looks*
*Watches Bev fall down and waits till she stops twitching before picking her up*
I'll just take this over to my friend Andrew to have it fixed. The nerd girl will be back soon and with luck, she may work on my language center. Some one calm the elf down before she throws up or something.
Ah, good work on spotting the double Spike. I should have twigged when she went all Stepford on us. Will we have to conduct some long and elaborate undercover mission to retrieve the real one, or is it just a case of mailing in coupons?
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