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gf are expensive? I though this was the 21st century and equal rights and all. Shame on you women for expolting those poor overpaid men.
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Yeah, that's why I date musicians..it's a poor but honest life for me. Someday, if I get a chance, I may date overpaid men--then I plan to be expensive.
Personally I plan to be an overpaid woman who buys cars for men-in-every port as a way to assure sex way past the time that my drop dead hottie-ness fades into milf-hood.
Janet, that was my plan when I was in my 20's. It turns out the number of people wanting to overpay me was lower than you might think. But don't worry. Milf-hood isn't so bad. You can still date musicians.
What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
One eventually matures and earns money.
One eventually matures and earns money.
Heeheee. Nice one Laydee. In my case, it's even worse. The man in question plays the Uilleann pipes (Irish bag pipes).
What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Uilleann piper in the road?
The skunk might have been on his way to a gig.
What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Uilleann piper in the road?
The skunk might have been on his way to a gig.
I have more musical jokes than I care to admit. No matter what the instrument, I'm pretty sure to have a few about it.
My favourite is this one, because I happen to be an alto singer:
How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four - one to change it, the other three to moan that it's too high.
And the inevitable retort:
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
One - she just holds it and the world revolves around her.
My favourite is this one, because I happen to be an alto singer:
How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four - one to change it, the other three to moan that it's too high.
And the inevitable retort:
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
One - she just holds it and the world revolves around her.
in regard to Eugene's post, worship is a funny word. One that most americans really do not understand. In the dictionary it is defined as "the activity of worshipping 2: a feeling of profound love and admiration [syn: adoration] v 1: love unquestioningly and uncritically or to excess; venerate as an idol;", by one of these definions then any thing we obbess over, idolise, revere, and are addicted to means that we are worshipping. It kinda puts a new spin on what we should or should not be worshiping. In this old world sometimes the only safe type of worship is with your higher power. My higher power is GOD. Worship of food, drink, drugs, money, sex etc. all can get us into trouble.
Ladydyke- I came here to seasons at your redirection from AI Engine just to hear your point of view, and was glad I did. *nods*
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