Seasons

Prof doesn't, revscrj, and he used to live there. (Although that would explain why our bots keep saying 'Oh yah!')

hey now!

I say it too in real life, only because an old girlfriend got me in the habit.

my old girlfriend got me in the habit of chain smoking

Girl friends are an expensive hobby. But a "fun" one if you know hwat I mean LOL

gf are expensive? I though this was the 21st century and equal rights and all. Shame on you women for expolting those poor overpaid men. BEG

Yeah, that's why I date musicians..it's a poor but honest life for me. Someday, if I get a chance, I may date overpaid men--then I plan to be expensive.

Personally I plan to be an overpaid woman who buys cars for men-in-every port as a way to assure sex way past the time that my drop dead hottie-ness fades into milf-hood.

*shakes head in embarassment-by-association*

Janet, that was my plan when I was in my 20's. It turns out the number of people wanting to overpay me was lower than you might think. But don't worry. Milf-hood isn't so bad. You can still date musicians.

What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
One eventually matures and earns money.

Heeheee. Nice one Laydee. In my case, it's even worse. The man in question plays the Uilleann pipes (Irish bag pipes).

What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Uilleann piper in the road?
The skunk might have been on his way to a gig.