Seasons

So what does one look like a wom or a bat?

I don't know, but an upside-down one looks like a tabmow.

LOL. Oh a tabmow. Yes I had a run in with one of those one time. Nearly took off my toenail!

Oh, I should warned you about that. You need to paint your toenails pink - it keeps them away.

And it would provide me with some entertainment.

Hmmm...what if i just put on pink socks?

Don't be silly - you've forgotten about their x-ray vision!

Oh then I should wear lead lined pink socks.

Oh no, that makes them mad. It has to be lead-lined purple frilly with flowers on it if you want it to work.

See? Shadyman knows his tabmows!

Honestly, the education system these days...

It must be us poor americans and our backwards english again!
Besides I already knew about the purple frilly stuff, i was just testing to see if everyone else knew.

Oh, is that how you're trying to explain the fact that you already have a pair of purple frilly socks in your drawer, is it?

You're going to have to work a bit harder to explain the skirt...

Oh dear lord... Australian animals are like none you've ever seen before.
http://www.dpiwe.tas.gov.au/inter.nsf/WebPages/BHAN-53F7KJ?open
There, wombats. hehe
They describe it as something like a badger but I don't know much about badgers (like tabmows apparently...) so you'll have to decide.