Seasons

Wombats. Wombats are cool.

What is a wombat? Isn't that something out of star wars?

It's a small marsupial, possibly of Australian origin although I'm not entirely sure. In the words of the great Lore Fitzgerald Schoberg, it's the best of all the marsupials because, "It has a 'wom' and a 'bat', and it even has an 'omba'. That somehow makes it all the more brilliant."

So what does one look like a wom or a bat?

I don't know, but an upside-down one looks like a tabmow.

LOL. Oh a tabmow. Yes I had a run in with one of those one time. Nearly took off my toenail!

Oh, I should warned you about that. You need to paint your toenails pink - it keeps them away.

And it would provide me with some entertainment.

Hmmm...what if i just put on pink socks?

Don't be silly - you've forgotten about their x-ray vision!

Oh then I should wear lead lined pink socks.

Oh no, that makes them mad. It has to be lead-lined purple frilly with flowers on it if you want it to work.

See? Shadyman knows his tabmows!

Honestly, the education system these days...