Bug Stomp

Could you ask her? Maybe she'll confide in a woman. I can't get any sense out of her on the subject.

You think she's got problems? One of your other children has gone and gotten a sex change (I think). Look at the profile.

Nope. Neither of my others has selected a gender on the profile. Both of them, however, have beards and one of them is dancing with you at Dogh'd's even as we speak (with thoughts of seduction in mind--be careful). One of the ones with beards claims to be 3 years old.

Hmm.. Vewy Vewy Intewestingh

Check "interests."

If that's not YOUR bot that I'm seeing (beardless) then either you're sharing an email with somebody (which I doubt you'd do) or the emails are messed up too.

The one I have in mind claims one of his interests is "being a little punk girl." Maybe he's been hanging out with Cheez and HE's the father? (Or became so before the operation?)

curiouser and curiouser, "Little Punk Girl" is indeed claimned as one of Cheez's interests. I didn't put it there. That is not my e-mail address. I just e-mailed whoever it is. Which male bot is a little punk girl? Whisper--I won't tell.

I believe we have an imposter on our hands. Gentlemen, get the torches.

Remember, the important thing when forming a mob is no pushing at the back. You'll all get your turn with the tar and feathers.

A good old-fashioned linching. How quaint. I wish I could be there to watch.

I'll video it and send it back to you through the holographic projector at Dogh'd's.

Fine, but this time, don't forget the sandwich triangles! I don't want this to be like the last time we formed an angry mob.