Bug Stomp

In this case, it apparently is.

So, after reading you guys' anomlies over birthdates, etc I did some checking. The info on me is as I initially wrote it but I discovered my bot has developed a whole bunch of new interests I knew nothing about, got her own e-mail address and moved to Florida without telling me. How do we fix that?

I think the first thing you need to do is locate the baby's father.

Could you ask her? Maybe she'll confide in a woman. I can't get any sense out of her on the subject.

You think she's got problems? One of your other children has gone and gotten a sex change (I think). Look at the profile.

Nope. Neither of my others has selected a gender on the profile. Both of them, however, have beards and one of them is dancing with you at Dogh'd's even as we speak (with thoughts of seduction in mind--be careful). One of the ones with beards claims to be 3 years old.

Hmm.. Vewy Vewy Intewestingh

Check "interests."

If that's not YOUR bot that I'm seeing (beardless) then either you're sharing an email with somebody (which I doubt you'd do) or the emails are messed up too.

The one I have in mind claims one of his interests is "being a little punk girl." Maybe he's been hanging out with Cheez and HE's the father? (Or became so before the operation?)

curiouser and curiouser, "Little Punk Girl" is indeed claimned as one of Cheez's interests. I didn't put it there. That is not my e-mail address. I just e-mailed whoever it is. Which male bot is a little punk girl? Whisper--I won't tell.

I believe we have an imposter on our hands. Gentlemen, get the torches.

Remember, the important thing when forming a mob is no pushing at the back. You'll all get your turn with the tar and feathers.