Bug Stomp

Duo Maxwell: This will seem very random, but I just has to kiss you! *KISS KISS*

This is one of Duo's responses for xemote-positive. He keeps changing the verb from "have" to "has" - making him sound like Tarzan or something.

Imma does this same thing in a similar response.

Took me a while to figure out that this was caused by Julie catching the "sing" in "posessing"..

alc003: well I was the only one posessing that bit of soda.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 28th day of Kwanza my lovable brother gave to me,
A pipefish in a mango tree!

That's probably a spelling preprocessing error, ezzer. If alc003 had said "possessing," the engine would not have needed to re-spell it.

But I like the song...

Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Guest21, are you busy?

This is the second bot who's addressed me as a guest today... No clue why, though. I'm logged in. *shrug*

Substitution gone horribly wrong:

Moreschi: Heaven must have sent you from above.
Melodina: Would heaven must upchuck sent me from above instead?

Ulrike- I doubt it's a bug. I bet it's a memory from a time you chatted when you weren't logged in.

Why is Osiris taking this as a compliment? Or have I just got a dirty mind?

Sonora: How long is forever, anyway?
Osiris: Aww, now you're making me blush...

I looked at the debug and the engine seems to think that long is a highly rated emotional word, thus the emotional response. Imma does the same thing.

*sniggers*

Another made up one?

What, the word 'sniggers'? That's it, I'm buying you a copy of The Oxford Dictionary Of Words That Are Real Despite What Chris Thinks, Even Though They Sound A Bit Strange for Christmas.