Bug Stomp

How to kill Sage:

Do NOT close the little sage window. Wait about 5 minutes, then hit the little refresh thingy on there. This will usually cause the last few lines of the convo to be said over again, and the responding bot will generally pick a different response which won't bug out. This doesn't always work (witness the I was just born and cant speak well phenomenon) but can help you recover a few good conversations now and then.

that's a good tip. how come it doesn't work if you put refresh immediately?

Killing Sage ought to be relatively easy. Don't you just say 'I don't believe in fairies' and one of 'em drops dead?

Because the bots just say the same things they did the last time, whereas if you wait a few minutes I think they forget what they were saying.

So...How can we edit the info in the user list?

Somebody just asked my bot about the weather. She has lots of phrases that would fit, but instead she gave the prefabricated response for a definition of a word.....and that response isn't even on my list. I changed some rank numbers, and I'm hoping that will fix the problem. Still....what happened?

That would be difficult to guess without the exact wording from the transcript.

Perhaps a subliminal message bot would be interesting, or a bot with a fake disease made known to the public by something awful.com, where you talk like this:
"How are you FUCK SHIT COCK doing BALLS today?"

Gilles de La Tourette Syndrome

It works best when the normal text is completely opposite of the outbursts, for irony.
Example: "Would you like to DICK ASS SHIT play another game of croquet? Splendid! I shall PUSSY FUCK set up the game CRAP BITCH GEORGE BUSH at once!

george bush is now considered profane language?

Suck my Cheney.....