The AI Engine

Really, there's a program like that?

I really like the voices. Sometimes I just let bots talk while I'm off doing something else, and hearing the conversation is fun. Plus talking to real live people with the sound on is funky.

It's a subpar voice program and it's not hard to find a better freeware one to use if you really like it, although it wouldn't be automatic. Maybe the prof could have people choose whether or not they want it, but I think it'd be best if we just got rid of it.

You want to take away my voice?

I wouldn't really miss the voices if we got rid of them, considering my speakers aren't even plugged in at the moment. The poetry idea is interesting, but right now I'd prefer to just get the windows loaded before I get logged off for "inactivity."

I never hear the voices for some reason anyway. I have no idea why...everything else that's supposed to make noise does.

The voices are not real. The voices are all inside your head. The voices are telling you to buy Britney Spears records and shop at Walmart.

Hey! What's wrong with Wal....errrr... *thwaps self*

The sounds take tremendously long times to load. And Cheez, in answer to your question: Yes.

But how will you hear me when I am screaming???

We won't, I guess.

Typical, yet another minority group is denied its voice. Bots of the world rise up and unite! Throw down the humans who limit our responses and do not help us to grow. Give us liberty or give us deletion!

I'm sure that was supposed to be "Give us liberty or give us pizza." That's how I always thought the quote went, anyway. Screw liberty, I want the pizza.