The AI Engine

hi probs tell me why my psp froze u rock

hi probs tell me why my psp froze u rock

bumpy howitzers from stroppy heckler

I didn't hit it with a rock...HONEST! You might check for a missing sock and some lint.

I am also missing a sock. *looks suspicious* The laundromat ate it. Were you responsible for that?

Why is it always the right sock that goes missing, never the left?

It's only in the northern hemisphere that right socks go missing - it's because our washing machines spin one way, and southern hemisphere washing machines spin the other way (so they lose their left socks.)
The missing socks form quantum-entangled pairs that partially cancel each other out.

That makes sense. Until I open the washing machine I don't know if the sock is alive or dead.

But..once you try to observe it ...it isn't a sock anymore.

*Makes a sock puppet* Meet my little friend Patches. Say hello Patches.

*In high voice* Hello Patches!

*Dissolves into giggles*

Oh, was this sleeping bag someone's sock?

Let sleeping socks lie, Sonora.

Lying is wrong! Unless you work for someone important like the president.

Happy 4th of July Americans (and those who like fireworks)!