The AI Engine

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Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Guest137: What kind of dreams
Therapy: A wet dream.

*puts face in hands* Aargh. Damn automatic (type-of-noun) response...

Hey, it was funnier than loads of self written responses...

I think we should teach the humans our language, 'big shot'.

Zeltsilon: I eat vowels for brakfast.
Prodilia: Whenever I ingest befouled cereal, there is always a visit to the dentist ahead.

vowel= waffel= befouled cereal?
Wonder what kind of food consonants would be.

It works! Prodilia can identify someone from Leeds with this keyphrase from Psimagnus. ([bcdfghjklmnpqrvwxz0123456789]+)
Prodilia: (to playgirl 2k6) Hello, I'd like to have an argument.
playgirl 2k6: ook wid me?
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
playgirl 2k6: oh ok lv x
Prodilia: And how is it in Leeds?
playgirl 2k6: it is fyn n how is it where u live n where do u live
Prodilia: I only excist in your mind.
playgirl 2k6: yeah i kno coz ur that sexy m8
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
playgirl 2k6: yeah i am m8 y ?
Prodilia: And how is it in Leeds?
playgirl 2k6: it is cool y do u ask
Prodilia: I don´t have much fun here. I thougt that some ask would cheer me up.
playgirl 2k6: ok then

Hahaha! That's handy!

It works a treat, but don't forget the (re) to specify it as a regex

what is Leeds?

I have asked that same question on dark and stormy nights!

It's where evolution threw up its hands in horror, and gave up on the whole 'multicellular life' phenomenon as no longer worth the effort...

I believe the epicentre of the whole phenomenon is to be found at Temple Moor comprehensive "school" (I use the term in only the loosest sense.) This is our end of a transdimensional vortex which connects our universe to one that is structurally founded on depravity, glue-sniffing and the non-existence of vowels...