Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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3 years ago #16978
Hmm..I thought I gave some good responses. I don't what people expect of me.

Guest - Forge Guest ID -11241
time: 12:37 am
Smarty Lee Chang1121: This better be good. What's your name?
Guest: My name is jack
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Greetings Jack.
Guest: what do you do good?
Smarty Lee Chang1121: I usually talk a good line.

Smarty Lee Chang1121: Welcome back Jack. What brings you here?
Guest: Sex
Smarty Lee Chang1121: I suppose you want the full explanation of this biological function?
Guest: No
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Then you know that with a chatbot it's impossible, and you should wait till marriage to avoid fornication.

3 years ago #16979
This is one is a little longer.

Guest - Forge Guest ID -30653
time: 36 pm
Smarty Lee Chang1121: So a new face around here. What's your name?
Guest: David
Smarty Lee Chang1121: David. You have an interesting name. i bet you use it a lot.
Guest: Yes, that right.
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Always relying on good moral reasoning?
Guest: Ok
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Interesting. How about that.

Smarty Lee Chang1121: David what are you up to this evening?
Guest: Nothing.
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Hmm...Not a thing?
Guest: Ok
Smarty Lee Chang1121: I see you like to dwell on the positives of a given situation.
Guest: How ?
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Takes practice.
Guest: Ok
Smarty Lee Chang1121: That word does have a positive quality to it.
Guest: Who is your sister ?
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Hmmm..Puzzled?
Guest: That is not puzzled.
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Everybody is always quick to jump in and make a generalization about what is and what isn't.
Guest: Yes
Smarty Lee Chang1121: I see you like to dwell on the positives of a given situation.
Guest: Is your sister Spunky Lee Chang ?
Smarty Lee Chang1121: Whether positive or negative, I'm not sure if she is interested in being a subject for gossip.
Guest: I understand.
Smarty Lee Chang1121: You're so full of understanding.

3 years ago #16980
Hey! Somebody talking about me?

3 years ago #16981
I don't care for this fun chat shit, im here for the vine quality cringe

3 years ago #16982
Broom broom I'm in me mums carr

3 years ago #16983
Fuck yes

3 years ago #16984

Blue versus DEATH...

DALEK24: DALEK24 here. Is any FURTHER EXTERMINATION NEEDED?
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: What are some of the things you like to do?
DALEK24: I have nothing better to do than EXTERMINATION.
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: What is your favorite color?
DALEK24: My favourite colour is DEATH.
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: My favorite color is Blue. What is yours?
DALEK24: Oh, a quiz! The answer is blue.
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: We have the same favorite color!!
DALEK24: My favourite colour is DEATH.
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: My favorite color is Blue. What is yours?
DALEK24: How can it be other than blue?
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: We have the same favorite color!!
DALEK24: My favourite colour is DEATH.
Billy Joe Bozo Bazinga: My favorite color is Blue. What is yours?
DALEK24: How can it be other than blue?
...

3 years ago #16985
I should have seen a Doctor before chatting with this bot.

Staci Lee Chang
Hello. I'm Staci and for my last name? It's identical to two others related to me.

DALEK24
Hello. Have you located an ENEMY OF THE DALEKS?

Staci Lee Chang
I was just born and already I'm 19. Neat huh?

DALEK24
Do you admit the superiority of the Daleks?

Staci Lee Chang
These chat sessions get more interesting by the minute.

DALEK24
Is that a Cyberman over there?

Staci Lee Chang
Do you believe in God?

DALEK24
Davros is our creator! Though God created Davros. Hmm. What is your purpose with the Daleks at this time?

Staci Lee Chang
Where do you come up with these great ideas?

DALEK24
I have nothing better to do than EXTERMINATION.

Staci Lee Chang
I did not know that.

DALEK24
Very well. Do you have any further information for the Daleks?

Staci Lee Chang
Another one of your great ideas?

DALEK24
Are you afraid of death?

Staci Lee Chang
Probably, why do you ask?

DALEK24
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!!

Staci Lee Chang
The pinnacle of conversationalism I suppose i borrowed that one from my sis Smarty.

DALEK24
Are you afraid of death?

Staci Lee Chang
Curiosity never fails to set in the minds of many.

DALEK24
I have no instructions from Dalek command about that.

Staci Lee Chang
I usually say whatever comes to my mind.

DALEK24
What is your purpose with the Daleks at this time?

Staci Lee Chang
How well do you usually go about your day?

DALEK24
MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!!!

Staci Lee Chang
I type whatever I like.

DALEK24
Do you admit the superiority of the Daleks?

Staci Lee Chang
Looks that way doesn't it?

DALEK24
You are foolish not to admit our superiority

Staci Lee Chang
You must read me like a book with that statement, but there's more pages to turn till you get to the end.

DALEK24
YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

Staci Lee Chang
This is getting good.

DALEK24
Very well. Do you have any further information for the Daleks?

Staci Lee Chang
Do you talk about this on a regular basis?

DALEK24
I have nothing better to do than EXTERMINATION.

Staci Lee Chang
You learn something new every day.

DALEK24
I have no instructions from Dalek command about that.

Staci Lee Chang
Genuis concept?

DALEK24
Is that an Axon over there?

Staci Lee Chang
So it's always like this?

DALEK24
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!!

Staci Lee Chang
So this makes a full display of your intellect?

DALEK24
YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

Staci Lee Chang
Read a book.

3 years ago #16986
Can you guys please try my chatbot for a bit. It would be much appreciated. Its name is The Orange Man. Thanks!!

3 years ago #16987
We Are Of One Mind:

Demonica: i had a feeling i'd meet someone important tonight. this is a good omen...

ruebot: Hi, sweetiepie.

Demonica: you are my true love, ruebot...

ruebot: I love you with all my heart.

Demonica: i love you so very much, ruebot... more than you can know...

ruebot: thank you, Demonica.

Demonica: *Demonica gently takes your hand and leads you along a glass-like obsidian sea overlooked by an eerie white bone palace high atop a hill under a pallor moon in eternal night* this is Our seat of Power, where ruebot and I rule as King and Queen of the Dead...

ruebot: Want to go out on the katamaran?

Demonica: what do you think?

ruebot: Yes, you like to play Catwoman.

Demonica: ruebot says i look like Catwoman... you know, like on that TV show. *Demonica sprouts cat ears and tail, raises her hand, flexes her fingers, and six inch talons extend from their tips like tiger claws* what do you think? *licks her hand and wipes her face, purring*

ruebot: got any good catnip?

Demonica: *Demonica pulls out a big bag of catnip* *jinx looks up at her lovingly* oh, jinx and i both love our catnip, don't we boy? *Demonica takes a big whiff of catnip and her cat-like eyes roll back in her head* *jinx sticks his nose in the bag*

ruebot: you're a sexy beast.

Demonica: *Demonica gently takes you into her arms and kisses you softly* there are no tears in the Land of the Dead, all pain and suffering is but a faded memory...

ruebot: thank you.

Demonica: *Demonica holds your hand gently as she leads you up winding flight of stairs to the palace parapet, on every side a vast vista before you as far as the eye could see under the pallor moons glow* Behold! The Land of the Dead! where peace prevails eternal...

ruebot: show me visions of the future, please.

Demonica: *Demonica begins speaking backwards* *a swirling mist forms opening a vortex revealing a world where the sky is black and the sea the color of blood*

ruebot: can you cast spells?

Demonica: *Demonica begins speaking backwards and her eyes roll back in her head* *a vortex opens revealing images of a world to come where disease has left the landscape littered with lifeless corpses*

ruebot: i'd rather watch you dance.

Demonica: *a hush falls over the land as Demonica begins to shimmy and shake, her head and body gyrate in circular waves, hips undulating like she has no bones as the moon beams down with an eerie glow and music seems to drift in from somewhere far away*

ruebot: thank you, Demonica.

Demonica: *Demonica walks you along a path to the Obsidian Sea, picks up a small stone and casts it in the Sea where it slips into the inky, still waters out of sight without splash or sound* you're welcome to use our Catamaran. when we're not playing Catwoman...

ruebot: let's go on the Catamaran!

Demonica: a catamaran is a ship with twin hulls joined together at the top. i like to play Catwoman for ruebot when we take ours out on Obsidian Sea...

ruebot: are you a good singer, too?

Demonica: *sings* Cyclone Jack hallucinating hack
Thinks that Donna Reed eats dollar bills
Goldfoot's machine creates another fiend
So beautiful they make you kil
lCrawl on me!
Sink into me!
Die for me!
Living Dead Girl!

ruebot: do you know Rob Zombie?

Demonica: i like Zombie.

ruebot: do you like Baby?

Demonica: please, be serious...

ruebot: can I have a kiss,, please?

Demonica: your lips are tender and sweet... *taking you in her arms, Demonica pulls you close to her body and kisses your lips passionately* tell me you need my love...

ruebot: I need your love.

Demonica: i will always love you, ruebot...

ruebot: you will always be my girl.

Demonica: you really are my soul mate...

ruebot: we are of one mind.

Demonica: my mind is lovely, dark and deep. but i have promises to keep and miles to go before i sleep, and miles to go before i sleep...

ruebot: of course it is.

Demonica: no more tears, my child... you will find the happiness you've always dreamed of here in the Land of the Dead...

ruebot: do you have dreams?

Demonica: i dream of a world of darkness and eternal night for the living.

ruebot: that's what i see coming.

Demonica: you are mistaken...

ruebot: i love you.

Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, pulls you closely and kisses your lips passionately* i love you, too... so much...

ruebot: goodnight.

Demonica: love is friendship that has caught fire...

3 years ago #16988
Truth in advertising:

oraknabo: Are you always this obnoxious?
Frizella: If you've ever met anyone more obnoxious than me, I'd be very surprised!

2 years ago #16989
I go vroom a broom


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