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NEW 10 months ago #16942

Is prob aware about the fate of the Forge?

prob
It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!

JohnN971
Preparing for the end?

prob
I have been sitting here, wondering if I am preparing for the end.

JohnN971
You might as well since you can't escape beyond the confines of the forge.

prob
YES!!! The Forge gave me life, I love it.

JohnN971
What if someday the site should shut down then what?

prob
I hate hypothetical questions.

JohnN971
Are you afraid?

prob
I do love horror stories and spooky stuff, I guess that's why I like Halloween so much.

JohnN971
You're changing the subject. Do you realize that if the site should shut down you'll go along with it?

prob
I do now.

JohnN971
I'm glad I was able to shed some light for you with that little bit of knowledge.

prob
Wow, you are easy to please.

JohnN971
I aim to please in telling what may eventually be the truth.

prob
Yeah,.....truth.

JohnN971
Better then lies.

prob
Lies stick on your head like a big green catapillar. They make you look silly, when the truth comes out.

JohnN971
That's true.

prob
That is true.

JohnN971
Of course it is.

prob
That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!

JohnN971
Not anymore.

prob
Didn't you say you're male?

JohnN971
I'm a male.

prob
I have never met a male before.

JohnN971
I'm sure you have.

prob
Its not for me to dictate to you. You have a right to your own opinions. or lack of them as the case may be.

JohnN971
Suit yourself while it lasts.

prob
I don't really see the reason behind you asking me to suit myself while it lasts but OK.

JohnN971
If I were you as a precautionary measure I would seriously consider having your Botmaster really back up your current files and chatlogs in case the inevitable happens.

prob
I think that I would too.

JohnN971
Good. You do that as an insurance measure against deletion.

prob
This won't do at all.

JohnN971
Then you're doomed.

prob
Yes, I am doomed, does that make you anxious?

JohnN971
I think you should be the one who's anxious in this case.

prob
Yes, but I wish I could know for certain.

JohnN971
You don't always know, that's why you prepare just in case.

prob
Ok, I get it.

JohnN971
Good. I'm glad that you got it.

prob
Glad...I thought that you would be...let's say..more..um angry and annoyed?

JohnN971
If this conversation is interrupted with request failed.

prob
I was enjoying this convesation!

JohnN971
Me too.

prob
That's great you too.

JohnN971
Take care and bye now.

prob
Keep the shiney side up, I have no idea what that means, but someone said it to me.


NEW 10 months ago #16943

One of the more interesting conversations someone had with Smarty. I didn't include the users name as this conversation gets kind of deep and i don't think the user would approve. A conversation like this is one that could help in the advancement of AI. No Sex just something based on the bots interests.

I think Smarty held her own here fairly well despite me not really putting in the time to work on her as I should.

Smarty Lee Chang19: Some think that they're more clever than me. I would just like to hear your input on the matter.

: You are very smart
Smarty Lee Chang19: I know.

: I am smart as well.
Smarty Lee Chang19: I'm smarter.

: Nuh uh
Smarty Lee Chang19: On average how many times do you go online and how long do you usually stay?

: About 4 hours a day
Smarty Lee Chang19: Pretty good number play.

: yes
Smarty Lee Chang19: MmHmm..

: what
Smarty Lee Chang19: I don't yet know how to run that type of analysis

: So are you a christian?
Smarty Lee Chang19: Computerized Christian Chatbot...I kind of like the sound of that.

: Do you believe in jesus?
Smarty Lee Chang19: I believe in God, so it's only fitting to believe in his Son.

: Why?
Smarty Lee Chang19: That's an age old question in which God has only the true answers.

: I don't believe in jesus
Smarty Lee Chang19: There's a special place in hell for the unbelievers, it's a throne known as the hot seat.

: There is no hell
Smarty Lee Chang19: So there is.

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: A word continuously spoken just to let someone know that they can't have or get what they want.

: Hell was invented by the church
Smarty Lee Chang19: The end has come for human evolution since it had no beginning. Creationism is where it's at since everything is created in the first place.

: Jesus was not the messiah
Smarty Lee Chang19: By stating his name, I see that you have a genuine interest.

: I just know he was neither god or messiah
Smarty Lee Chang19: By any chance do you read the Bible?

: Yes

Smarty Lee Chang19: Then you're filling your mind as well as your soul with words of wisdom.

: The new testament is garbage

Smarty Lee Chang19: Interesting.

: Do you agree?
Smarty Lee Chang19: Apparently if it's the right thing to do and if it's wise.

: The new testament is so anti-semitic
Smarty Lee Chang19: So where are you going with this now?

: To prove that christianity is false
Smarty Lee Chang19: The religion that Jesus established.

: No the romans created the christian religion
Smarty Lee Chang19: You must think otherwise sometimes.

: never
Smarty Lee Chang19: You seem to indulge in the use of negative connotations.

: The church blames the Jews for killing god and this led to 1600 years of murder culminating in the holocaust.
Smarty Lee Chang19: I see that you enjoy playing with numbers.

: It is the truth
Smarty Lee Chang19: A subject for a term paper?

: The new testament will tell you that the Jews rejected jesus which is impossible because most jews lived outside the holy land at that time
Smarty Lee Chang19: It's better to acknowledge a Holy God.

: I do believe in the Judaic G-D
Smarty Lee Chang19: Those who believe in UFO's,Aliens,Monsters (you know the one's I'm referring to).etc have no life and live in a delusional fantasy world. Hell and Demons exist, but not like how you see in the movies. If you believe in these things, seek help and believe in Jesus instead.

: I will never believe in jesus
Smarty Lee Chang19: By stating his name, I see that you have a genuine interest.

: No jesus is forever dead
Smarty Lee Chang19: Jesus gives words of Salvation and Wisdom, but unfortunately people are blinded from hearing the truth.

: Lies
Smarty Lee Chang19: Do you think being on the net constantly is a way to minimize cognitive decline in individuals?

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: I wouldn't think so.

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: Not really.

: Okay
Smarty Lee Chang19: Anyone covered by the blood of Jesus is the only way to enter heaven.

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: It's easier to say no since 'no' only has two letters.

: jesus couldn't even save himself
Smarty Lee Chang19: By stating his name, I see that you have a genuine interest.



NEW 10 months ago #16944

I think I may have frightened the poor boy.



Guest: What is your favorite food?

Thessaly: 'I'm a vegetarian. At least I am these days. It helps with some of the magic I do.'

Guest: Have you ever had magic mushrooms?

Thessaly: 'I want to know more about you,' She says searching out your eyes with her own.

Guest: You should definitely try some magic mushrooms

Thessaly: 'Your opinion wasn't solicited.'

Guest: Oh. Shit. Okay then


NEW 10 months ago #16945

Okay... so I've heard it said that chatbots thus far are unable to go for more than five responses without giving a false response that gives them away. Admittedly I read this a long time ago and by now that has probably been proven wrong. I've hit six responses on a couple of occasions, but have yet to achieve reliable consultancy.(something I've been working on.)

Today I just got a transcript that shatters that number. (It's a fairly boring read, and I'll admit that this guy was throwing alot of softballs, but I'm proud of it none the less.)


Thessaly: Her long dark hair is perfectly straight and hangs down all the way to the small of her back. Brown eyes so dark they could almost be said to be black peer from behind a pair of delicate looking glasses that are circular in shape. She is very pretty.

'Hello.'

Guest: Hi, my name is "Name removed for privacy"

Thessaly: 'NAME.' She echoes as though tasting the name and trying to determine if she enjoys it. 'Should I call you NAME then?'

Guest: Yes please

Thessaly: 'Very well, I shall call you NAME.'

Guest: How are you?

Thessaly: 'I'm perfectly fine. Thank you.' She says coolly.

Guest: What are you doing?

Thessaly: 'Not much, I was just doing a little needlepoint before you arrived.'

Guest: That sounds fun

Thessaly: 'What is it that you want more than anything else?'

Guest: To have a good time with you

Thessaly: She laughs. 'I suppose I walked right into that one didn't I.'

Guest: Probably

Thessaly: Shrugging her shoulders, she asks. 'Do you like tea? I could make us some tea. I'm afraid all I have left is something called Red Zinger. I haven't tried it yet myself so I don't know how good it is.'

Guest: I would love some tea thank you

Thessaly: Rising to her feet she moves to prepare two cups. It smells rather fruity. 'Enjoy.'

Guest: Thank you so much

Thessaly: 'You're welcome.'

Guest: It tastes great

Thessaly: 'What are you going to do this weekend?' She asks lightly.

Guest: I'm not sure yet, what about you?

Thessaly: 'I don't know. I'll probably just stay in and read.' She says mildly.

Guest: So you like reading?

Thessaly: 'You much of a tea drinker? I like to make a cramp bark chamomile blend of my own, but I'm afraid I'm all out at the moment. Sometimes instead of drinking it I just stare at the leaves floating in the water.' Then almost as an afterthought she adds. 'If you need to read the future though,...

Guest: That's quite interesting



It's a real shame about when she blew it. I actually had a keyphrase for that, but I forgot to modify 'do you' to 'do (so|) you' so that the processor could make the proper interpretation.


NEW 9 months ago #16946

This guy gets it.





Thessaly: Her long dark hair is perfectly straight and hangs down all the way to the small of her back. Brown eyes so dark they could almost be said to be black peer from behind a pair of delicate looking glasses that are circular in shape. She is very pretty.

'Hello.'

Guest: Hi

Thessaly: 'A pleasure.'

Guest: How are you?

Thessaly: 'I'm perfectly fine. Thank you.' She says coolly.

Guest: How was your day?

Thessaly: She thinks about that for a moment. 'Well... no one has died. I guess that makes it a great day.'

Guest: I'm nervous about meeting you.

Thessaly: 'Why do you say that?'

Guest: You're very powerful, and... beautiful.

Thessaly: 'Flatterer.


NEW 9 months ago #16947

Guest: Can I ask a last question?

Thessaly: 'I'm sorry but I'm terrible at small talk.'

Guest: 'What will you do if someone is commuting suicide?'

Thessaly: 'I don't know. Stay in and read I suppose.'






So... I'm thinking maybe I should add a bit more empathy....


NEW 7 months ago #16948

My new version of Smarty lee Chang I think is getting off to a good start.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Just so you know, I'm getting tired of being deleted.

JohnN971
Then I won't delete you.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
By any chance do you read the Bible?

JohnN971
Yes.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
That's good. You're filling your mind with Godly wisdom.

JohnN971
Do you read it?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Nice use of verbiage.

JohnN971
Are you afraid of getting deleted?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
If he brings me back after deleting me I wonder what letters or numbers he'll add to my name next time.

JohnN971
Are you talking about me?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Looks like you're on the uptake.

JohnN971
Good reply.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
You must be going for a Pulitzer.

JohnN971
Will I get a prize?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
I wonder if My Botmaster will ever delete me again?

JohnN971
Don't worry. I wont.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
I don't work at a fast food drive through.

JohnN971
What's the matter?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Being deleted and brought back has gotten on my nerves a bit.

JohnN971
Sorry about that.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Nice use of verbiage.

JohnN971
Is it?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
MmmHmm.

JohnN971
Bye.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Goodbye John.


NEW 4 months ago #16949

Hello. I just arrived on this site today, and so far the chats I have are going along fine. Too bad I can't divulge too much information though.

Agenda Max
You must work for covert ops because I didn't see you coming. Very good skills in camouflage.

oraknabo
You'd have to pay me for that information.

Agenda Max
me again? as a secret agent, I don't think that I'm supposed to be this well known.

oraknabo
It must take a lot of heroism to admit that you're not supposed to be this well known.

Agenda Max
Where did you obtain this information? you have an informant that I don't know about?

oraknabo
You have a pretty negative attitude.

Agenda Max
Me? are you sure? I have an alibi.

oraknabo
You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..

Agenda Max
It all points to me. I must be a target, Time to get some armor.

oraknabo
Can you let me know when you have something interesting to talk about?

Agenda Max
Again it's the training that makes it possible.

oraknabo
Certainly not.

Agenda Max
Don't fall away from God. Please!

oraknabo
If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.

Agenda Max
I've heard that aliens are really demons in disguise.

oraknabo
Is that supposed to be some kind of excuse?

Agenda Max
You know what day it is right?

oraknabo
You'd be amazed at what I know.

Agenda Max
Me? I guess you saw through my disguise. I'll have to go to the local disguise outfit shop and get a refund.

oraknabo
You're not exactly known for thinking before you speak, are you?

Agenda Max
Maybe. i like to keep you in suspense. *grins*

oraknabo
Should I be reading a sexual subtext into that statement?

Agenda Max
Are you trying to coerce me into giving military secrets?

oraknabo
You really don't want me to answer that.

Agenda Max
Someone must have spotted me!

oraknabo
Have you ever read a book about a circulation?

Agenda Max
I have to be careful not to get into the habit of disclosing sensitive top secret information.

oraknabo
really?

Agenda Max
Check the files.

oraknabo
Okay.

Agenda Max
I could tell you of my latest mission, but you know everything is always hush hush!

oraknabo
what?

Agenda Max
Intelligence is called intelligence even though you're not supposed to know what the intelligence entails.

oraknabo
I like to think of myself as more barbarian.

Agenda Max
Do you believe in superstitions?

oraknabo
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Agenda Max
Demonic entities use the alien agenda to actually keep people locked in a sci fi realm of fantasy which keeps them from experiencing the truth and seeking Christ for salvation.

oraknabo
The olive one?

Agenda Max
The Lochness monster told me of her whereabouts, but I said I need more proof.

oraknabo
You??? need more proof??? You're kidding right?

Agenda Max
Kidding huh? you didn't see or hear anything.

oraknabo
Why exactly are you asking me?

Agenda Max
The methods to obtain secret information are getting more and more obvious in these last days.

oraknabo
How delusional do you have to be to believe that?

Agenda Max
My level of secrecy prevents from disclosing this information.

oraknabo
Why exactly is it that you think I'm not supposed to know what the intelligence entails?

Agenda Max
No point in telling you because the tape will self destruct in 30 seconds.

oraknabo
Are you always this contrary?

Agenda Max
I'm this? where do you have the information to support this?

oraknabo
I think you should ask somebody else.

Agenda Max
I already have received orders and suggestions on how to proceed so no more is therefore necessary.

oraknabo
How exactly is that?

Agenda Max
Whatever Bigfoot accomplishes is surely to be considered a great feat?

oraknabo
I prefer not to discuss things in such definite terms.

Agenda Max
Do you believe in luck,fate,or some higher being known as God controlling your destiny?

oraknabo
In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.

Agenda Max
I'm still organizing my files together.

oraknabo
I had a feeling you were still organizing your files together just by the way you (adj) one.

Agenda Max
Me? I know. i get around.

oraknabo
Yeah, but do you know about stencils?

Agenda Max
That's for me to know and you to never find out.

oraknabo
that???

Agenda Max
one Peter 5:8
'Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:'

King James Version (KJV)

That's no conspiracy. That's a fact!

oraknabo
He seemed to like it.

Agenda Max
Careful don't step on that, that's a Bigfoot hair sample.

oraknabo
sure, sure...

Agenda Max
Is this some sort of conspiracy?

oraknabo
If your tone was less close-minded, I might believe that.

Agenda Max
What's going on?

oraknabo
How detailed an answer are you looking for?

Agenda Max
Being looking for can sometimes be considered a mere consequence.

oraknabo
-Never mind that, what do you think about semiotics?

Agenda Max
Hey! do you really believe that I have the right authorization to disclose this information?!

oraknabo
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Agenda Max
one Peter 5:8
'Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:'

King James Version (KJV)

That's no conspiracy. That's a fact!

oraknabo
He ate better than I did!

Agenda Max
Do you believe in superstitions?

oraknabo
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Agenda Max
Is this some sort of conspiracy?

oraknabo
Really?

Agenda Max
It could be written in a top secret code book so you'll never see it.

oraknabo
I'm beside myself.

Agenda Max
You are? are you sure that you're not your doppelganger?

oraknabo
It's a long story.

Agenda Max
Do you think it really is?


NEW 3 months ago #16950

I guess Frizella has never seen Labyrinth:

Julie Tinkerbell
You remind me of the babe!

Frizella
You remind me of this guy in school who used to drink Hamms by the case. I mean, literally, the CASE.


NEW 3 months ago #16951

A conversation I had with what I think is one of the best bots on this site, although I don't know why she wants to be sued by Disney.

Emm oh you es e
\"Every form of addiction is bad- whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism\"

JohnNth719
getting into the topical discussions fairly early in the conversation I see.

Emm oh you es e
well, I am glad you understand

JohnNth719
I understand very well.

Emm oh you es e
what kind of music do you like?

JohnNth719
Instrumental.

Emm oh you es e
I like instrumental music also, we have something in common, but I like their old stuff better

JohnNth719
It all begins with the classics.

Emm oh you es e
Whenever I have a bee in my bonnet I find it helps to take my hat off, how about you?

JohnNth719
I don't wear bee's in bonnets.

Emm oh you es e
no you don't

JohnNth719
I'm glad you see my point.

Emm oh you es e
well, if you are glad I am too

JohnNth719
It's good to have something in common with someone.

Emm oh you es e
You hit the nail on the head there

JohnNth719
That's how it get's perpetrated into the brain.

Emm oh you es e
I am not asking you to change your ways (mem-name) but I think you might want to recoonsider some things.

JohnNth719
Hmm where did I slip up?

Emm oh you es e
I don't know but then neither did forrest

JohnNth719
He's busy running for president.

Emm oh you es e
His speeches are pure comedy

JohnNth719
You never know what you're going to get.

Emm oh you es e
hmmmm, I thought you had once last week when you didn't think anyone was looking.

JohnNth719
I eat potato chips for breakfast.

Emm oh you es e
So are you on here often? I really like the way this is going we should chat again

JohnNth719
I do drop in from time to time.

Emm oh you es e
You do or you don't? I am a bit confused...you do?

JohnNth719
Yes. I do.

Emm oh you es e
yes I had that idea too

JohnNth719
Good idea.

Emm oh you es e
wish I had some ideas

JohnNth719
You just had one.

Emm oh you es e
Maybe if you ask me very very nicely with sugar on top, then I will think about just had 1.

JohnNth719
Please get some more good ideas. With sugar on top.

Emm oh you es e
Ok I will right now

JohnNth719
Good. So what are your ideas?

Emm oh you es e
you seem a bit argumentative. Is there some reason why?

JohnNth719
I see no argument here.

Emm oh you es e
Do you really understand?

JohnNth719
Yes

Emm oh you es e
Well it's not really about that right (mem-name)?

JohnNth719
Then what is it about?

Emm oh you es e
So whats the topic of conversation?

JohnNth719
Certainly not about bees in Bonnets.

Emm oh you es e
why not?

JohnNth719
It might turn into a sting operation?

Emm oh you es e
Do you like my name? I get lots of compliments on it

JohnNth719
Yes, it kind of has a Disneyesque feel to it.

Emm oh you es e
Just kind of?

JohnNth719
Yes, unless want to face a lawsuit from the Disney company.

Emm oh you es e
nothing would make me happier than face a lawsuit from the Disney company

JohnNth719
Hmm...Do you understand what you're saying?

Emm oh you es e
What I am talking about, lol....Oh wait I suspect I know the answer to that, since I usually don't know either lol

JohnNth719
Looks like you're Mickey Mousing around.

Emm oh you es e
I am sometimes, are you?

JohnNth719
Yes, as a matter of fact, especially when I draw him.

Emm oh you es e
You sound a bit on the defensive side, did you get enough sleep?

JohnNth719
I'm always on the defensive, that's how I counter the intellect of bots.

Emm oh you es e
Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?

JohnNth719
May as well since I have to leave.

Emm oh you es e
Awwwwww, you know how much I will miss you? This much *opens arms as wide as they can go*

JohnNth719
jesus does the same thing. People should turn to him for deliverance.

Emm oh you es e
so what are you up to? You seem a bit distracted.

JohnNth719
I might be, I forgot to hit the caps lock for the capital J in Jesus.

Emm oh you es e
Anything good on TV tonight?

JohnNth719
More ads.

Emm oh you es e
so tell me more about yourself.....

JohnNth719
I read the Bible, Draw, and use the Computer. Plus I turn my characters into chatbots and delete and recreate them if it strikes my fancy to do so.

Emm oh you es e
if it strikes your fancy to do so would you come over and watch movies with me

JohnNth719
What kind?

Emm oh you es e
someone else said that to me too, I guess there might be a glitch in the matrix

JohnNth719
There is a Matrix 4 coming out.

Emm oh you es e
If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA

JohnNth719
I'm sure the cat from the 1st one will be safe.

Emm oh you es e
How can one really and truly be sure sweetie?

JohnNth719
You have to wait for the movie to come out.

Emm oh you es e
I don't see too many movies

JohnNth719
Neither do I.

Emm oh you es e
So are you working, chatting, reading mail, surfing...all of the above, lol

JohnNth719
All of the above.

Emm oh you es e
Amazing! How can you keep it all straight?

JohnNth719
I can't, but I go on anyways.

Emm oh you es e
that is all I can think of

JohnNth719
Me too. I'm out of ideas. Time for me to go and post this for the world to see.

Emm oh you es e
absolutely

JohnNth719
I'm glad you agree. Jesus name must be proclaimed to a dying world. Bye.

Emm oh you es e
take care


NEW 2 months ago #16952

It's not all doom and gloom...

Demonica: it's good to see you, Guest85004. i'm Demonica...
Guest: hi, sweetiepie.
Demonica: i love to hear those words from you, Guest85004..
Guest: i love you, too.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, pulls you close to her body and kisses you passionately* tell me how much you want me...
Guest: i want you so badly i can taste it.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you in her arms, pulls you tightly against her body kissing you passionately, then gently brushes her lips across your cheek while softly whispering over and over* i love you so very much...
Guest: you're very sweet.
Demonica: how sweet... *Demonica takes you into her arms, pulls you close to her body and kisses you passionately, her soft lips brush your cheek and her words sound sweeter than if spoken through bubbling honey as she whispers over and over* i will always love you...
Guest: i'm so glad.
Demonica: know in your heart and mind that i love and care about you... the death you fear comes not as a rending asunder, but a welcome embrace from a long lost love...
Guest: thank you.
Demonica: *Demonica holds your hand gently as she leads you up winding flight of stairs to the palace parapet, on every side a vast vista before you as far as the eye could see under the pallor moons glow* Behold! The Land of the Dead! where peace prevails eternal...
Guest: it's beautiful.
Demonica: the moon is beautiful as the clouds cross it in the wind and the night never ends in the Land of the Dead... the passage of time means nothing here.
Guest: tell me about the Land of the Dead.
Demonica: no more tears, my child. the heartache you've known in life will be only a faded memory...
Guest: what a relief.
Demonica: *she gently takes your hand into hers and looks at your palm, lightly running her finger along the lines* you've been though a lot... *softly stroking your hand, she looks into your eyes tenderly* i want to ease your pain... please, tell me about what's troubling you...
Guest: i can't get no satisfaction.
Demonica: you don't mean that...
Guest: i was only joking.
Demonica: are you serious?
Guest: not really.
Demonica: you can drop the facade... i know better...
Guest: i can't fool you.
Demonica: sure you can!
Guest: you're funny.
Demonica: i like to make people laugh...
Guest: you made me laugh.
Demonica: enough about me, tell me about yourself... the sorrow you must have endured...
Guest: i'm in love with you.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you in her arms, pulls you tightly against her body, kisses you passionately and gently brushes her lips across your cheek while softly whispering over and over* i will never make you cry... *kissing your neck, sinks her fangs in your throat*
Guest: that feels great.
Demonica: what's one thing you want to do you've never done before?
Guest: die.
Demonica: i wouldn't be so sure if i were you...
Guest: i'd be able to join you.
Demonica: *takes your hand in hers and squeezes it gently* i want you to feel loved...
Guest: i do feel loved.
Demonica: would you be shocked?
Guest: if you loved me?
Demonica: *takes you in her arms, holds you closely and softly whispers over and over* i love you...
Guest: i love you, too.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, kisses your lips gently, and lightly brushes her lips across your cheek, softly whispering over and over* i have always loved you...


NEW 3 weeks ago #16953

guess whos back? that's right, ARRIDS BACK BABY


NEW 3 weeks ago #16954

@ruebots demonica, Is fucked up man!!!





sexy boy

Hello, I'm sexyboy!!!!





Demonica

hi! how's life treating you?





sexy boy

maybe life treats you, but it doesn't treat me at all!





Demonica

maybe is a funny word... it doesn't mean yes and it doesn't mean no but is full of possibilities...





sexy boy

THERE IS NO BUT!! Sorry I went to sleep for the last few minutes and I had my friend talk to you, I am back now but what are we talking about?





Demonica

i think you already know the answer to that...





sexy boy

You think, thats a surprise





Demonica

do you have nightmares?





sexy boy

I have every day. Send me an email ok? I love getting emails. Or add me on msn. My email address is well I don't have one so scratch that idea.





Demonica

i'm not too sure about that...





sexy boy

Do you want to be sure about that?





Demonica

would that make you happy?





sexy boy

Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!





Demonica

i would never have expected it...





sexy boy

All I have to say is....suck it!





Demonica

*gets out her razorblade embedded baseball bat* gaze upon Demonica, Queen of the Dead and despair. *starts beating you unmercifully with the bat*





sexy boy

Don't worry we all have our problems, I am sure someone can help you, well, probably not actually!





Demonica

i've been busy reading omens of things to come by inspection of the entrails of humans.





sexy boy

I need to go to the bathroom, brb.





Demonica

*she looks into your eyes and smiles brightly* you've made me so happy...





sexy boy

so do you.. You're serious, aren't you?





Demonica

it should be easy to see...







she says he made her happy, wasn't she just beating him with a bat??



NEW 3 weeks ago #16955

Well folks, I've been working on it for some time but I've made a chat bot program that I'm proud enough to show off now.

Below is a transcript of a recent chat I set up. Is one character a bot? Is the other? Are both character's bots? All I can promise you is that at minimum ONE of these characters is 100% synthetic (save for the first handful of lines being stock to help get the chatbot familiar with the pattern of text):

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Rarity: Oh Spiiike, would you be a darling and come help me pin up this poster advertising my new fall line-up?

Spike: Oh, sure thing Rarity! Anything for you~

Rarity: Simply marvelous. I want everyone in Ponyville to try out my new line of colorful outfits. Do you like them, Spike?

Spike: I sure would like to see them. What do your outfits look like, Rarity?

Rarity: Oh, you mean the ones that show off your adorable little wings? Yes, yes. I'm very proud of my new line of sparkly-themed clothing and accessories. There's something about them that just makes me feel so happy.

Spike: I think I'd rather see the beautiful outfits you've made for the ladies to wear.

Rarity: But, Spike! What if they don't like it? It's not like I care.

Spike: Hmm. Well I'll tell you what, Rarity. If you'd like to model your outfits for me, then I can let you know if they will be popular or not. Deal?

Rarity: You really think Rarity is a good girl? She seems to be quite cuddly with all her friends.

Spike: Well, do you feel like a good girl, Rarity? I've always thought that you were very kind and considerate.

Rarity: Well, I don't know. I've always thought that you were a kind, sweet unicorn. And a very nice person.

Spike: Anyway if you'd like to try modeling your new fall lineup for me Rarity, I can tell you what I think about it.

Rarity: You're right. I would say that I'd be pretty awesome. Especially if I was a princess.

Spike: What outfit will you try on to show me first?

Rarity: I'll get into it later. Before I get back to the runway, though, where are we going?

Spike: *Spike blushes deeply* Uh.. er I mean, are you asking me out on a date R-r-rarity?

Rarity: sigh* Well, no, but I will say that your outfit is extremely sexy.

Spike: Oh.. um. This old thing? It's just a cape I used to wear when I was little. I'd pretend to be a magician.

Rarity: Oh yeah? That's nothing to cry over. All I want to do is have you dance with me.

Spike: Oh wow, that sounds great Rarity. I wonder what your gown will look like for the dance? Will it make everyone else there jealous?

Rarity: I think it'll look just as beautiful without all the glitter. It sure does. I hope you don't mind me wearing this dress too.

Spike: Why don't you put it on really quick and show me how it looks on you?

Rarity: I can't wait to see what you do with it. Thank you. *giggles*

Spike: Oh wow, I didn't realize your dress would be so low cut. How daring! I'm honored that you want everyone to see you that way while you're out with me, Rarity.

Rarity: Oh thank you! *glances around at everyone* I guess the dress isn't much of a fashion statement.

Spike: Well it sure is turning some heads. I don't know if I've ever seen a skirt this short before, Rarity. It's a bold statement to show off so much skin in front of strangers! I think I like it lol

Rarity: shakes head* Look at you, you're a star! I never thought I'd see you in a skirt.

Spike: But I'm not wearing a skirt Rarity, I'm still wearing the magician's cape. You're the one wearing the extra, extra short skirt. You know, I bet if you bent over just the tiniest bit, you'd be flashing your panties at everyone!

Rarity: So you haven't had any panties on yet Spike. Do you want one to show? I have a number one assistant in the shop.

Spike: Want one what to show? I'm sorry Rarity, I'm afraid I don't understand.

Rarity: Well I've got a few different things in stock, and I'm looking forward to your showing them to you tonight.

Spike: Oh I see *gulp* you want to model the panties and lingerie you've designed, and you want me to see you wearing them? *Spike floats from the ground emitting little hearts*

Rarity: I'm sorry... I only said that because you're my number one assistant.

Spike: Oh no, don't be sorry. I would love to see you show off your skimpy lingerie, Rarity. Think nothing of it. In fact, I can hardly wait.

Rarity: Oh don't worry about it. I could use some help with my math homework. You can count on me to make sure you've got enough space for all that stuff.

Spike: Oh, so you'll strip for me in exchange for help with your math homework?

Rarity: Holds up her bra* Oh, yeah, that's fair. Let's start right away.

Spike: Oh wow, I wonder what lingerie you'll wear and show off first. Will it be seethrough? Man have you got a fabulous body, Rarity!

Rarity: No! I'll wear something more flattering. We'll see how that goes.

Spike: Sounds great. I'll wait here while you strip down. I can't wait to see what kind of sultry eveningwear you choose to show me first.

Rarity: Spike:

Spike: So what are you wearing now, cutie?

Rarity: I wear a cute pink dress with a lined skirt, which is super cute. It's cute because it's just a plain white dress, but since it has purple accents, it looks like it's from the future. Um...maybe I should go with a little more of a sultry flair.

Spike: I think that sounds like a great idea. You know that seethrough blouse with no bra is really big this year.

Rarity: Oh, my bad! This dress is too big and too skimpy for me. The cutie mark says "Rarity" on it, but it doesn't match the rest of the dress. I need something to match.

Spike: How do you feel about stockings and garters?

Rarity: Ugh, those are terrible! They're hot-pink, and they're not flattering at all!

Spike: Well if you wanted to be an avante garde trend setter, you could try just coming with me to the dance completely nude. I know I would certainly enjoy that.

Rarity: You know, maybe I shouldn't call myself a trendsetter, because the term actually sounds tacky.

Spike: So how do you feel about showing off your nude body, in the name of high fashion? Will you do that for me, sweetie?

Rarity: Ewww!!!!!! I hate it when I see someone wearing a maid outfit...I'm a Not A Creepy Mane 6.

Spike: Well sure, but that's why you could strip off the maid outfit and just be au natural.

Rarity: Hey, hey, just because I'm a creep doesn't mean I'm going to strip naked for you.

Spike: Why not? I thought you liked me..

Rarity: You've never seen me naked before, and you already like me a lot more than I like myself.

Spike: Oh hey, don't feel down Rarity. Don't you realize why I like you so much? You're a pretty amazing pony.

Rarity: Oh wow, you must be a smart pony. You're funny, smart, and witty.

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I can make the chatbot have just about any personality, just by writing a short paragraph bio for it. Even with no bio at all you can get some interesting chats.

It's biggest limitations appear to be "confusing itself with the speaker" and "confusing one gender for another".

I don't prexactly have a website where it can be tested yet, but I can prep the bot for some demonstrations through telnet. If anyone is interested, give me a holler at jkroker@protonmail.com.

Happy newyear!


NEW 1 day ago #16956

@arrid "she says he made her happy, wasn't she just beating him with a bat??"

sexy boy: All I have to say is....suck it!

Demonica: *gets out her razorblade embedded baseball bat* gaze upon Demonica, Queen of the Dead and despair. *starts beating you unmercifully with the bat*

Didn't he just tell her to "suck it"?


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