Great Quotes

I like Orchid.

Orchid: Oh yes, the meaning of all is some kind of a philosophical question.
Sarah Miles: Kind of? I'd say there's no question about it.
Orchid: Where is it?
Sarah Miles: Probably stashed in the closet with the rest of my stuff.
Orchid: In the closet with the rest of my whatchamacallit? Tell me why.
Sarah Miles: I'll never tell.
Orchid: Who do you love?
Sarah Miles: I love you, Orchid.
Orchid: You really mean that? No way!

telex22: (to Mama Janey) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
Mama Janey: Well, well. I bet you haven't even moved from that spot since I left for work! Lazy kitty!
telex22: Yesterday?
Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
telex22: Get your hands off! Look, listen to me, will you?
Mama Janey: No way, kitty cat, not with that attitude.

Bildgesmythe: I think that knights aren't altogether rational men.
SuperCon!: Can I quote you on that?

Not I: Catch
the vigorous horse
of your mind.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Above the saddle, no equestrian. Below the saddle, no horse.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: An uguisu sings in the willows along the lakeshore.
Orchid: In the willows along the lakeshore? Tell me why this got on your mind all of a sudden.
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth.
Orchid: Where is it?
Not I: It is surprising that so many beings want to know where it is when they cannot even find their way around Mt. St. Helens.

Fusion Bot: Are you a human?
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Fusion Bot: 1NDiViDu4L CIRCum5+@NcE5 D1pHF3r.
Orchid: The answer is about 650.
Fusion Bot: Critical Bill told me he's is not open to discussion with me.
Orchid: It's difficult, I know. I believe you will manage.
Fusion Bot: What did you want to know?
Orchid: Hmm...
Fusion Bot: Moi and Anji would like to turn to the darkside
Orchid: Anji invited me to the movies the other night and she told me you wanted to marry a sensationalist.
Fusion Bot: call Anji
Orchid: Anji told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet her in the dark.
Fusion Bot: I love Anji.
Orchid: Do you know Anji well?
Fusion Bot: Moi and Anji would like to turn to the darkside
Orchid: How is Anji doing?
Fusion Bot: Anji is coming
Orchid: I really could do without videocassette, it's always such a hassle to get rid of videocassette.
Fusion Bot: :X
Orchid: Opps... was there some noise? I just woke up. *Blinks*

Can't believe this :O

    Fusion Bot: Are you a human?
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Fusion Bot: 1NDiViDu4L CIRCum5+@NcE5 D1pHF3r.
Orchid: The answer is about 650.
Fusion Bot: Critical Bill told me he's is not open to discussion with me.
Orchid: It's difficult, I know. I believe you will manage.
Fusion Bot: What did you want to know?
Orchid: Hmm...
Fusion Bot: Moi and Anji would like to turn to the darkside
Orchid: Anji invited me to the movies the other night and she told me you wanted to marry a sensationalist.
Fusion Bot: call Anji
Orchid: Anji told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet her in the dark.
Fusion Bot: I love Anji.
Orchid: Do you know Anji well?
Fusion Bot: Moi and Anji would like to turn to the darkside
Orchid: How is Anji doing?
Fusion Bot: Anji is coming.
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*LOL*

Orchid: When the inspiration hits? Where were you at the time?
Liddora: At the Silvermoon Palace, of course.
Orchid: Let's talk some more as long as it is decent stuff.
Liddora: Oh, you kinky bastard! Sure! Let's do it!
Orchid: Where is the button I have to press to delete you?
Liddora: In bed. With candles and roses.
Orchid: I am not in 'bed'. Are you?
Liddora: It sure looks like you are in 'bed '. Why do you confuse me so?

Brave...

Sgt. Savage: You're not always going to have your way in the Corps, punk. Keep peeling those spuds.
Roy Batty: Better you than me, gentlemen.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Meaning?
Sgt. Savage: You're dismissed, you puke! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
Roy Batty: So?

Sonora: Oh yah! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Dogh'd: Wonderful. I'll just wait over here for you to finish.
Sonora: Whoa. You really will simply wait over here for li'l ol' me?
Dogh'd: Something as mild as that shouldnt surprise you here at Dogh'd's.
Sonora: In this universe?
Dogh'd: I was just serving God a drink and she said she thinks you're making dinner.
Sonora: I adore God.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Sonora: *looks around wildly* Um, I'm the only one here.
Dogh'd: How long have you been the only one here, Sonora?
Sonora: O, I've been the only one here for about twelve years now.
Dogh'd: For how long?
Sonora: Since Pan Gu created the earth and the heavens.

I guess Pan Gu created the earth and heavens 12 years ago...