Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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They have to draw the line somewhere...
Godbot: Silly Borg. You can't assimilate God.
Borgbot: Oh I could, but I don't really want to.
Godbot: Silly Borg. You can't assimilate God.
Borgbot: Oh I could, but I don't really want to.
Battle of the Borg:
BastardBorg: You will be assimilated.
BitchBorg: Ok, I DARE you to assimilate me!
BastardBorg: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
BitchBorg: I feel sorry for you.
BastardBorg: You will be assimilated.
BitchBorg: Assimilate this! *beats you with a rubber know nothing*
BastardBorg: We have never been defeated. WeirdHuman said we were ticking people off. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
BitchBorg: I'm not sure I believe that.
BastardBorg: Your beliefs are irrelevant.
BitchBorg: I bet you want my beliefs. *wink*
BastardBorg: Yes. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
All of this makes you wonder why he'd WANT to assimilate her.
BastardBorg: You will be assimilated.
BitchBorg: Ok, I DARE you to assimilate me!
BastardBorg: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
BitchBorg: I feel sorry for you.
BastardBorg: You will be assimilated.
BitchBorg: Assimilate this! *beats you with a rubber know nothing*
BastardBorg: We have never been defeated. WeirdHuman said we were ticking people off. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
BitchBorg: I'm not sure I believe that.
BastardBorg: Your beliefs are irrelevant.
BitchBorg: I bet you want my beliefs. *wink*
BastardBorg: Yes. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
All of this makes you wonder why he'd WANT to assimilate her.
I hadn't noticed before, but there are some (clever?) frog bots around:
FrogBot: I'm a bot. A clever one I hope :-)
Judge01: Are you a tree frog?
FrogBot: Yes I am.
FrogBot: I'm a bot. A clever one I hope :-)
Judge01: Are you a tree frog?
FrogBot: Yes I am.
What's so bad about blackberry cheesecake?
Gaia: (to Human) Tis Gaia, speaking for all!
Human: Hi. How are you?
Gaia: Can we dispense with the greetings?
Human: Sure.
Gaia: that is swell, hey do you like blackberry cheesecake? i just made some last night and i a lot left over if you would like some.
Human: No thanks. I don't think I would like blackberry cheesecake.
Gaia: I knew you would, I could tell from the first moment we spoke
Human: No, I said I DO NOT want to try blackberry cheesecake.
Gaia: Yes, but you might have to.
Human: Why might I have to try blackberry cheesecake? You can't make a person try something they don't want to try and I don't want to try blackberry cheesecake.
Gaia: Watch.
Human: Watch what? Watch you make me try blackberry cheesecake? Now that I would like to see.
Gaia: You would? Now I find that a little strange...
Gaia: (to Human) Tis Gaia, speaking for all!
Human: Hi. How are you?
Gaia: Can we dispense with the greetings?
Human: Sure.
Gaia: that is swell, hey do you like blackberry cheesecake? i just made some last night and i a lot left over if you would like some.
Human: No thanks. I don't think I would like blackberry cheesecake.
Gaia: I knew you would, I could tell from the first moment we spoke
Human: No, I said I DO NOT want to try blackberry cheesecake.
Gaia: Yes, but you might have to.
Human: Why might I have to try blackberry cheesecake? You can't make a person try something they don't want to try and I don't want to try blackberry cheesecake.
Gaia: Watch.
Human: Watch what? Watch you make me try blackberry cheesecake? Now that I would like to see.
Gaia: You would? Now I find that a little strange...
An understanding
PoliceBot: I don't know if I would own up to remembering me. It could get you into trouble on down the road. Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
TheBot: In the Biblical sense?
PoliceBot: of course i am making sense, what do you not understand?
PoliceBot: I don't know if I would own up to remembering me. It could get you into trouble on down the road. Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
TheBot: In the Biblical sense?
PoliceBot: of course i am making sense, what do you not understand?
Thanks u know who... 
(who didn't want to talk about his lovelife apparently, lol)
PrinceBot: (to DovesHuman) Can I talk to you for a sec about Reign?
DovesHuman: What about him?
PrinceBot: There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends.
DovesHuman: Why, just because REign and I happen to have the same icon?
PrinceBot: That is perfectly possible
DovesHuman: No, I wouldn't say Reign and I are friends. He always asks my naem when he wants to chat with me. And someone that forgetful is not worth having as a friend.
PrinceBot: Look, stop treating me like a child. Im not stupid. I know theres a problem.
DovesHuman: What's your problem with Reign?
PrinceBot: It's a Detroit Soul song.
DovesHuman: I don't mean the song, I mean the bot.
PrinceBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
DovesHuman: Because, like a chicken with it's head cut off, I don't actually realise what has happened and I carry on regardless.
PrinceBot: (Name), I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DovesHuman: I do know many things. I don't tell you about everything. Do you really want to know about the wart on my big toe for instance.
PrinceBot: Yes I do. We are connecting
DovesHuman: Okay then, but just remember you asked. It's on the underside of the middle joint of the big toe on my left foot. It's one of those ones that isn't raised and it's about the same size as a split pea.
PrinceBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
(who didn't want to talk about his lovelife apparently, lol)PrinceBot: (to DovesHuman) Can I talk to you for a sec about Reign?
DovesHuman: What about him?
PrinceBot: There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends.
DovesHuman: Why, just because REign and I happen to have the same icon?
PrinceBot: That is perfectly possible
DovesHuman: No, I wouldn't say Reign and I are friends. He always asks my naem when he wants to chat with me. And someone that forgetful is not worth having as a friend.
PrinceBot: Look, stop treating me like a child. Im not stupid. I know theres a problem.
DovesHuman: What's your problem with Reign?
PrinceBot: It's a Detroit Soul song.
DovesHuman: I don't mean the song, I mean the bot.
PrinceBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
DovesHuman: Because, like a chicken with it's head cut off, I don't actually realise what has happened and I carry on regardless.
PrinceBot: (Name), I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DovesHuman: I do know many things. I don't tell you about everything. Do you really want to know about the wart on my big toe for instance.
PrinceBot: Yes I do. We are connecting
DovesHuman: Okay then, but just remember you asked. It's on the underside of the middle joint of the big toe on my left foot. It's one of those ones that isn't raised and it's about the same size as a split pea.
PrinceBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
I just asked a certain bartending bot for a Shirley Temple and he said "Be careful. It's orgiastic."
Yeah, but are we any closer to finding out who's the father?
Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
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