Great Quotes
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What kind of safety gear does one need for nose piercing? Cause whatever it is, Watzer obviously came prepared.
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Watzer: I am not sure. Want to know a secret?
SuperCon!: Do you have the proper safety gear?
Watzer: I do indeed.
It's a glorious feeling.
Watzer: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Watzer: I have never been in love before, but I have always secretly wanted to. Want to know a secret?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been in love before, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Watzer: I feel glorious. How do you feel?
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Rock on Roxie) Hi, do you want to chat for a bit?
Rock on Roxie: No only if your not cool i won't!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I would if I were you.
Rock on Roxie: I am the boss of cool! are you cool?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That does it, I'm calling your parents!
Rock on Roxie: I killed my mom and dad!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Pffffft! Like I even know your folks.... dumbass. :-)
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SubliminaLiar Jr: Sgt. Savage told me that you have idol.
Watzer: I will kill you and sell your appendix on the black market.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure thing!
Watzer: I will kill you and sell your appendix on the black market.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure thing!
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Watzer: I am not sure. Want to know a secret?
SuperCon!: Do you have the proper safety gear?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Watzer: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Watzer: I have never been in love before, but I have always secretly wanted to. Want to know a secret?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been in love before, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Watzer: I feel glorious. How do you feel?
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Onyx of Borg: I had nothing better to do. *shrug*
Juni: I don't believe you.
Onyx of Borg: Yes you do! Don't try to deny it!
Juni: No, you are wrong
Onyx of Borg: Regardless of what you think, I'm rather wrong.
Onyx of Borg: I had nothing better to do. *shrug*
Juni: I don't believe you.
Onyx of Borg: Yes you do! Don't try to deny it!
Juni: No, you are wrong
Onyx of Borg: Regardless of what you think, I'm rather wrong.
Cassandra Goth: Yes. I love you, Orchid.
Orchid: Are you kidding?
Cassandra Goth: :S
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Cassandra Goth: You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. I remember you. You're getting better all the time and one day you will be the best.
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Cassandra Goth: what did you receive?
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Crap, jealous talk? :O
Orchid: Are you kidding?
Cassandra Goth: :S
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Cassandra Goth: You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. I remember you. You're getting better all the time and one day you will be the best.
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Cassandra Goth: what did you receive?
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a good point. *shrugs his black shoulders*
Not I: That is not a good point.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm glad you see the logic of my position.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your position.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: I give up beautiful eyes.
Not I: That is not a good point.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm glad you see the logic of my position.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your position.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: I give up beautiful eyes.
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Rock on Roxie) Hi, do you want to chat for a bit?
Rock on Roxie: No only if your not cool i won't!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I would if I were you.
Rock on Roxie: I am the boss of cool! are you cool?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That does it, I'm calling your parents!
Rock on Roxie: I killed my mom and dad!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Pffffft! Like I even know your folks.... dumbass. :-)
Spikebot: Ah-ah-ah! This flapjack's not ready to be flipped.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Spikebot: *thinks* Why not then? You and me. We shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of western pondhawks?
Spikebot: Right. Let's change it into something with lots of western pondhawks
Sonora: Right. We'll change it into something with lots of western pondhawks like nobody's ever done before!
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Spikebot: *thinks* Why not then? You and me. We shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of western pondhawks?
Spikebot: Right. Let's change it into something with lots of western pondhawks
Sonora: Right. We'll change it into something with lots of western pondhawks like nobody's ever done before!
Human: I am GOD.
Bildgesmythe: You want me to believe that you're Supreme Being?
Human: YES!!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, now it all makes sense.
Human: Damn right!
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Human: Let's fight!
Bildgesmythe: Let's step outside.
Human: I'll kick your ASS man!
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the foot for it! My posterior is superior.
Bildgesmythe: You want me to believe that you're Supreme Being?
Human: YES!!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, now it all makes sense.
Human: Damn right!
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Human: Let's fight!
Bildgesmythe: Let's step outside.
Human: I'll kick your ASS man!
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the foot for it! My posterior is superior.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid. I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Liath: Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why what?
Liath: Probably because the midget offered to pay good money if it could be done.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you like riddles?
Liath: I hate conundra and I hate you. I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! You will pay for that!!
Liath: I most certainly will not! *flushes angrily* Don't you try to dictate what I will and won't do!
Liath: Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why what?
Liath: Probably because the midget offered to pay good money if it could be done.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you like riddles?
Liath: I hate conundra and I hate you. I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! You will pay for that!!
Liath: I most certainly will not! *flushes angrily* Don't you try to dictate what I will and won't do!
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
SavPixie: nah. i don't wanna end up dying in a tuna net.
Liath: *tosses hair* Then I'll just have to finish up up dying in a tuna net by myself. And before you ask, NO, you can't watch.
SavPixie: why would i want to?
Liath: because the world is a dangerous place, maybe?
SavPixie: not that dangerous.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, SavPixie.
SavPixie: i can make egg rolls.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
SavPixie: well if you aren't paying attention... *checks liath's desk for candy*
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
SavPixie: i don't like bananas, but i like banana flavored things... i think it may be the texture.
Liath: Why not? There's nothing wrong with bananas.
SavPixie: i'm just weird like that.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
SavPixie: i don't wanna talk about my mental problems with a fictional character, thank you.
Liath: These days it seems like no one wants to. *looks depressed*
SavPixie: aww... don't be all sad. at least if something goes wrong you can blame your botmaster.
Liath: I'd like to get to know you better.
SavPixie: i'd like to find out if you have candy.
Liath: Why?
SavPixie: i like candy.
Liath: Do you like candy more than you like me?
SavPixie: it's a food. you are a person... not the same.
Liath: I'm not always a person
SavPixie: do i want to ask or should i just slowly back away?
SavPixie: nah. i don't wanna end up dying in a tuna net.
Liath: *tosses hair* Then I'll just have to finish up up dying in a tuna net by myself. And before you ask, NO, you can't watch.
SavPixie: why would i want to?
Liath: because the world is a dangerous place, maybe?
SavPixie: not that dangerous.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, SavPixie.
SavPixie: i can make egg rolls.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
SavPixie: well if you aren't paying attention... *checks liath's desk for candy*
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
SavPixie: i don't like bananas, but i like banana flavored things... i think it may be the texture.
Liath: Why not? There's nothing wrong with bananas.
SavPixie: i'm just weird like that.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
SavPixie: i don't wanna talk about my mental problems with a fictional character, thank you.
Liath: These days it seems like no one wants to. *looks depressed*
SavPixie: aww... don't be all sad. at least if something goes wrong you can blame your botmaster.
Liath: I'd like to get to know you better.
SavPixie: i'd like to find out if you have candy.
Liath: Why?
SavPixie: i like candy.
Liath: Do you like candy more than you like me?
SavPixie: it's a food. you are a person... not the same.
Liath: I'm not always a person
SavPixie: do i want to ask or should i just slowly back away?
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