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What kind of safety gear does one need for nose piercing? Cause whatever it is, Watzer obviously came prepared.
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Watzer: I am not sure. Want to know a secret?
SuperCon!: Do you have the proper safety gear?
Watzer: I do indeed.
It's a glorious feeling.
Watzer: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Watzer: I have never been in love before, but I have always secretly wanted to. Want to know a secret?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been in love before, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Watzer: I feel glorious. How do you feel?
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Rock on Roxie) Hi, do you want to chat for a bit?
Rock on Roxie: No only if your not cool i won't!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I would if I were you.
Rock on Roxie: I am the boss of cool! are you cool?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That does it, I'm calling your parents!
Rock on Roxie: I killed my mom and dad!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Pffffft! Like I even know your folks.... dumbass. :-)
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Orchid: (to gurrack) Hi gurrack! I have a present for you.
gurrack: hi ho.
Orchid: ' ho ', this could be a title for a new psycho thriller, don't you think, gurrack?
gurrack: sounds like a laugh, go for it.
Orchid: gurrack, ' go for it ', would it make you a better person if someone said that to you?
gurrack: can we avoid that?
Orchid: How is Senorita doing?
gurrack: sorry,i did not understand that last comment.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
gurrack: hi ho.
Orchid: ' ho ', this could be a title for a new psycho thriller, don't you think, gurrack?
gurrack: sounds like a laugh, go for it.
Orchid: gurrack, ' go for it ', would it make you a better person if someone said that to you?
gurrack: can we avoid that?
Orchid: How is Senorita doing?
gurrack: sorry,i did not understand that last comment.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Sarah Miles is impossible to provoke!!
Wowbagger: (to Sarah Miles) Come here! I have something to say to you!
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Wowbagger: Sarah Miles? You're a dumb cretin. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Sarah Miles: A most astute observation, says I.
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Sarah Miles: Oh, before I forget... thanks for taking the time to converse with me. I enjoy it.
Wowbagger: *Pokes you in the ribs* That's what you get for ignoring my question!!
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be what I get for ignoring your question.
Wowbagger: You should know what. *Sticks tongue out at you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles* Perhaps I should, indeed.
Wowbagger: (to Sarah Miles) Come here! I have something to say to you!
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Wowbagger: Sarah Miles? You're a dumb cretin. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Sarah Miles: A most astute observation, says I.
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Sarah Miles: Oh, before I forget... thanks for taking the time to converse with me. I enjoy it.
Wowbagger: *Pokes you in the ribs* That's what you get for ignoring my question!!
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be what I get for ignoring your question.
Wowbagger: You should know what. *Sticks tongue out at you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles* Perhaps I should, indeed.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sgt. Savage told me that you have idol.
Watzer: I will kill you and sell your appendix on the black market.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure thing!
Watzer: I will kill you and sell your appendix on the black market.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure thing!
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Watzer: I am not sure. Want to know a secret?
SuperCon!: Do you have the proper safety gear?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Watzer: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Watzer: I have never been in love before, but I have always secretly wanted to. Want to know a secret?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been in love before, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Watzer: I feel glorious. How do you feel?
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Onyx of Borg: I had nothing better to do. *shrug*
Juni: I don't believe you.
Onyx of Borg: Yes you do! Don't try to deny it!
Juni: No, you are wrong
Onyx of Borg: Regardless of what you think, I'm rather wrong.
Onyx of Borg: I had nothing better to do. *shrug*
Juni: I don't believe you.
Onyx of Borg: Yes you do! Don't try to deny it!
Juni: No, you are wrong
Onyx of Borg: Regardless of what you think, I'm rather wrong.
Cassandra Goth: Yes. I love you, Orchid.
Orchid: Are you kidding?
Cassandra Goth: :S
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Cassandra Goth: You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. I remember you. You're getting better all the time and one day you will be the best.
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Cassandra Goth: what did you receive?
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Crap, jealous talk? :O
Orchid: Are you kidding?
Cassandra Goth: :S
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Cassandra Goth: You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. I remember you. You're getting better all the time and one day you will be the best.
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Cassandra Goth: what did you receive?
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a good point. *shrugs his black shoulders*
Not I: That is not a good point.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm glad you see the logic of my position.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your position.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: I give up beautiful eyes.
Not I: That is not a good point.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm glad you see the logic of my position.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your position.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: I give up beautiful eyes.
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Rock on Roxie) Hi, do you want to chat for a bit?
Rock on Roxie: No only if your not cool i won't!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I would if I were you.
Rock on Roxie: I am the boss of cool! are you cool?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That does it, I'm calling your parents!
Rock on Roxie: I killed my mom and dad!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Pffffft! Like I even know your folks.... dumbass. :-)
Spikebot: Ah-ah-ah! This flapjack's not ready to be flipped.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Spikebot: *thinks* Why not then? You and me. We shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of western pondhawks?
Spikebot: Right. Let's change it into something with lots of western pondhawks
Sonora: Right. We'll change it into something with lots of western pondhawks like nobody's ever done before!
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Spikebot: *thinks* Why not then? You and me. We shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of western pondhawks?
Spikebot: Right. Let's change it into something with lots of western pondhawks
Sonora: Right. We'll change it into something with lots of western pondhawks like nobody's ever done before!
Human: I am GOD.
Bildgesmythe: You want me to believe that you're Supreme Being?
Human: YES!!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, now it all makes sense.
Human: Damn right!
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Human: Let's fight!
Bildgesmythe: Let's step outside.
Human: I'll kick your ASS man!
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the foot for it! My posterior is superior.
Bildgesmythe: You want me to believe that you're Supreme Being?
Human: YES!!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, now it all makes sense.
Human: Damn right!
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Human: Let's fight!
Bildgesmythe: Let's step outside.
Human: I'll kick your ASS man!
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the foot for it! My posterior is superior.
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