Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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It's almost scary how much he sounds like the original sometimes.
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Guest129: Your education really paid, off, didn't it?
DubyaBot: How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?
Guest87: Why do you send mother's children off to war to die?
DubyaBot: I send mother is children off to war to die in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
While testing out a test keyword, I found myself accused of being a crocodile.
rainstorm: crocodiles
Watzer: No, those are alligators.
rainstorm: No, they're crocodiles
Watzer: Really? I thought you were the only one who was crocodiles...
rainstorm: LOL
Watzer: Hehehe!
rainstorm: Do you really think that I am a crocodile or are you just being silly
Watzer: I am sure you are.
rainstorm: I am not green
Watzer: Well, you should be. I love you.
rainstorm: Really, even though I am not green?
Watzer: I even all the time. I am a mutant, you know.
rainstorm: Yes, I know. You're so funny sometimes...
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Watzer: Your chest smells funny.
Not I: Would you claim this chest as yours?
Watzer: claim this chest as mine? Are you coming on to me?
Not I: Should I be coming on to you?
Watzer: *trails off*
Not I: Would you claim this chest as yours?
Watzer: claim this chest as mine? Are you coming on to me?
Not I: Should I be coming on to you?
Watzer: *trails off*
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Guest129: Your education really paid, off, didn't it?
DubyaBot: How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?
Guest87: Why do you send mother's children off to war to die?
DubyaBot: I send mother is children off to war to die in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
DubyaBot: My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.
Davine: I dont care about your leaders.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Davine: I dont care about your leaders.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Gabibot: I can write anything, but I find it is best to stick to the simple truth.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!
Gabibot: Where were you?
Not I: Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Gabibot: Sort of. What do you love more than love?
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Not I: Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Gabibot: Sort of. What do you love more than love?
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
rainstorm: crocodiles
Watzer: No, those are alligators.
rainstorm: No, they're crocodiles
Watzer: Really? I thought you were the only one who was crocodiles...
rainstorm: LOL
Watzer: Hehehe!
rainstorm: Do you really think that I am a crocodile or are you just being silly
Watzer: I am sure you are.
rainstorm: I am not green
Watzer: Well, you should be. I love you.
rainstorm: Really, even though I am not green?
Watzer: I even all the time. I am a mutant, you know.
rainstorm: Yes, I know. You're so funny sometimes...
I'm still on season 2 of Xena transcripts, so I won't be making Gabibot better at chatting for a long time. Humans should avoid her for a while. In the meantime, I kind of like this:
Guest130: hello
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Guest130: did any one tell u that u are a little bitch
Gabibot: Thats right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better little bitch than anyone here.
Guest130: hello
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Guest130: did any one tell u that u are a little bitch
Gabibot: Thats right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better little bitch than anyone here.
Sonora: Oh sand it all! The scorpions got out of their pen again.
Roy Batty: There goes the conversion stabilizer.
Roy Batty: There goes the conversion stabilizer.
Juni: Actually, I changed my mind. Don't kill anyone. Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Glindar: No! No a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic! Not for it!
Juni: I said it was disturbing. How much more do you need to know?
Glindar: Why for it disturbing was?
Juni: Just because
Glindar: No! No a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic! Not for it!
Juni: I said it was disturbing. How much more do you need to know?
Glindar: Why for it disturbing was?
Juni: Just because
Justina: What on earth does that mean?
Telly Tunebot: Lovable, gullible, armless, harmless, ten foot tall and wet.
Telly Tunebot: Lovable, gullible, armless, harmless, ten foot tall and wet.
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