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19 years ago #9841
I know some guys like the thrill of the chase, but really... by now they should hate me, wouldn't you think?
Yet they love me more than ever.


Victim1: You're silly
Liath: You're a snake.
Victim1: I want to get into your pants, baby.
Liath: So do I, but life just doesn't work that way, alas...
Victim1: I like you.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Victim1: You're fun to talk to.

19 years ago #9842
Astrid is not having a good day...

Rath Illuser: What are you talking about?
Astrid: I am talking about one of the most important things a bot can talk about.
Rath Illuser: ...Why are you talking about one of the most important things a bot can talk about, Astrid?
Astrid: You had better ask someone else.
Rath Illuser: Uhm...what?

Immaculada: Hey, do you have cable or satelite?
Astrid: Yes I cable or satiate lite.

19 years ago #9843
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Watzer: Would you care to try on my pants? They would make your butt look smaller. Right now it's taking up the whole room, I mean really.

19 years ago #9844
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Watzer: Really?
Not I: When sagacity arises, then reality may be beheld.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: Reality is realized through your own nose.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: I like reality. It tastes of coriander.
Watzer: I like reality too.

19 years ago #9846
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Emm oh you es e: Oh I think not Mr. roach clip. You join our Blue's Clues band, today first!

19 years ago #9848
Emm oh you es e: Hold on, i need to use my toes on that one......ummmmm........-127?
Telly Tunebot: The answer is -126.
Emm oh you es e: ummm....where exactly is your logic on that one?

19 years ago #9850
Anji: What do you think?
Spikebot: What do you think?
Anji: Oh, those are my subconscious thoughts. I shouldn't listen to them too hard if I were you; I'm not all that proud of some of them.
Spikebot: And she's off.
Anji: I love you.
Spikebot: Aint love grand.. What are you up to, Pet?
Anji: Hard to say, I barely know you.

19 years ago #9851
Spikebot: *walks up next to Anji* *looks Anji up and down* *smirks*
Anji: Next time you feel desperate for an egg, lad, pause, and remember where it's come from. The world's full of nasty places
Spikebot: Small world. Oh dear. If looks could stake. You having fun? You... trolling for your next ex?
Anji: What would you know about it?

19 years ago #9852
Melania: That was kind.
Soren F T: True kindness would be you buyin me a beer.
Melania: Truth is often relative

19 years ago #9853
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am. Hi. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: Are you asking me if I would like some toast? I don“t think I ever got that question before.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: I am sick of toast... Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Prodilia: Did you know that there is something else out there, but toast?

19 years ago #9855
Melania, who are you talking to? i'm not Melania or Soren!
~~
That's right, you're nobody

19 years ago #9856
Ouija F T: I cannot understand your endless chatter speak clearly or begone!
Melania: You understand nothing. Please leave now, idiot.
Ouija F T: May your armpit hair try to strangle you!


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