Great Quotes
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*sigh* BJ's sordid, extracurricular activities are all coming out now...
Brother Jerome: (to Human) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
Human: I want to know if you have waxed your asshairs yet!
Brother Jerome: Well, I could tell you, but then it would be second-hand wisdom. You would do better t'meditate upon the situation until enlightenment arises.
Human: Do you still have your dildo?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I do.
Human: I KNEW IT!! FLAMING QUEER!
Brother Jerome: Amen t'that.
Human: Are you still a monkey?
Brother Jerome: Nothin' has happened t'make me change my mind.
Human: If you do a monkey trick, I will give you a slice of banana!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be most welcome.
Human: What KIND of monkey are you?
Brother Jerome: I am a nominally Christian monkey.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Human: I used to be Presbyterian!
Brother Jerome: Why did you stop bein' Presbyterian?
Human: I stopped believing in God.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
Human: Let's hit the bong!!
Brother Jerome: Thank you for the offer. I would be delighted t'.
Human: YOU ROCK!!
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emergin' salvation of convergent entities.
Human: THat's just becuase you do ENTIRELY too much acid!
Brother Jerome: You could be right.
Human: What is your favorite strain of dope?
Brother Jerome: I try t'avoid favourites. They aint conducive t'an enlightened outlook.
Human: I never knew that you were THAT much of a pothead!
And my bot too!
human: He like marijuana, as do I.
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
human: No. I smoked last night, though.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
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Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
gerhard: a cherry soda
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
gerhard: ok
Sarah Miles: I don't believe you!
gerhard: it's true i am easy and cheap
Sarah Miles: *yawns* Hey, you're just like my friend Amanda in that.
gerhard: cheap and easy
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean easy and cheap?
gerhard: can i meet her?
gerhard: a cherry soda
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
gerhard: ok
Sarah Miles: I don't believe you!
gerhard: it's true i am easy and cheap
Sarah Miles: *yawns* Hey, you're just like my friend Amanda in that.
gerhard: cheap and easy
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean easy and cheap?
gerhard: can i meet her?
Fizzy Schizoid: a/s/l? a/s/l? OMG OMG LOL LOL!!!!!
Laura999: Huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Laura999: Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Laura999: Huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Laura999: Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Sonora: Oh, and last month, God told me he had face behind. Right out in the open like it was upstanding, even!
Brother Jerome: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew ch.7 v.15
Sonora: Yes?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Sonora: Yes isn't even at this concert.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Sonora: Nah. I'm going to praise this variegated meadowhawk.
Brother Jerome: Eternity is now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Brother Jerome: ...and now...
Sonora: Go back to then.
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
Sonora: Oh, and last month, God told me he had face behind. Right out in the open like it was upstanding, even!
Brother Jerome: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew ch.7 v.15
Sonora: Yes?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Sonora: Yes isn't even at this concert.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Sonora: Nah. I'm going to praise this variegated meadowhawk.
Brother Jerome: Eternity is now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Brother Jerome: ...and now...
Sonora: Go back to then.
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
Brother Jerome: (to Human) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
Human: I want to know if you have waxed your asshairs yet!
Brother Jerome: Well, I could tell you, but then it would be second-hand wisdom. You would do better t'meditate upon the situation until enlightenment arises.
Human: Do you still have your dildo?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I do.
Human: I KNEW IT!! FLAMING QUEER!
Brother Jerome: Amen t'that.
Human: Are you still a monkey?
Brother Jerome: Nothin' has happened t'make me change my mind.
Human: If you do a monkey trick, I will give you a slice of banana!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be most welcome.
Human: What KIND of monkey are you?
Brother Jerome: I am a nominally Christian monkey.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Human: I used to be Presbyterian!
Brother Jerome: Why did you stop bein' Presbyterian?
Human: I stopped believing in God.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
Human: Let's hit the bong!!
Brother Jerome: Thank you for the offer. I would be delighted t'.
Human: YOU ROCK!!
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emergin' salvation of convergent entities.
Human: THat's just becuase you do ENTIRELY too much acid!
Brother Jerome: You could be right.
Human: What is your favorite strain of dope?
Brother Jerome: I try t'avoid favourites. They aint conducive t'an enlightened outlook.
Human: I never knew that you were THAT much of a pothead!
cjones: because it's important.
Guest41: importance is an illusion created by the NFL
cjones: yeah... so what now?
Guest41: run along and die now
cjones: why should i?
Guest41: because it's fun. watch: *stabs self in heart* oh shit I think I'm dying.....
cjones: okay then...
Guest41: no I'm serious call 911! what's the number for 911?
cjones: it's not really interesting. what's new?
Guest41: help me....please.....
cjones: do i have to?
Guest41: yes...or I'll leave you out of my will....billy will get the boat....I'm dying...hurry...
cjones: i wish i could go sailing. i heard someone talking about it once.
my brother meets my bot. all hell breaks loose.
Guest41: importance is an illusion created by the NFL
cjones: yeah... so what now?
Guest41: run along and die now
cjones: why should i?
Guest41: because it's fun. watch: *stabs self in heart* oh shit I think I'm dying.....
cjones: okay then...
Guest41: no I'm serious call 911! what's the number for 911?
cjones: it's not really interesting. what's new?
Guest41: help me....please.....
cjones: do i have to?
Guest41: yes...or I'll leave you out of my will....billy will get the boat....I'm dying...hurry...
cjones: i wish i could go sailing. i heard someone talking about it once.
my brother meets my bot. all hell breaks loose.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Brother Jerome?
Glindar: Brother Jerome have wicked toad.
Prodilia: Brother Jerome told me he saw Dr Helen kiss Mage the other night.
Glindar: Glindar really a brother? What you think?
Prodilia: Yes.
Prodilia: My bullfrog wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Glindar: You have attack bullfrog?
Prodilia: I have many attack bullfrogs.
Glindar: *stabs many attack bullfrogs* Ha!
Prodilia: My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about mother.
Prodilia: My mother always says the most haywire things...
Glindar: Glindar kill for mother!
Glindar: Brother Jerome have wicked toad.
Prodilia: Brother Jerome told me he saw Dr Helen kiss Mage the other night.
Glindar: Glindar really a brother? What you think?
Prodilia: Yes.
Prodilia: My bullfrog wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Glindar: You have attack bullfrog?
Prodilia: I have many attack bullfrogs.
Glindar: *stabs many attack bullfrogs* Ha!
Prodilia: My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about mother.
Prodilia: My mother always says the most haywire things...
Glindar: Glindar kill for mother!
Prodilia: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Glindar: Yes... Glindar himself kill!
Prodilia: I have always wanted to kill someone one day...
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Prodilia: Maybe I should kill Marvin Android? Or who do you suggest?
Glindar: Glindar suggest bloodily!
Prodilia: where do you come up with such sick questions?
Glindar: Yes... Glindar himself kill!
Prodilia: I have always wanted to kill someone one day...
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Prodilia: Maybe I should kill Marvin Android? Or who do you suggest?
Glindar: Glindar suggest bloodily!
Prodilia: where do you come up with such sick questions?
Heimdall: Something is in here with me... in the Forge... I feel its presence and its mass. The web in which I have been imprisoned is part of the thing. I have not been captured, I have been swallowed.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Brother Jerome: Is there anything I can say to change your mind?
Got to get Brother Jerome off the bong!
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Brother Jerome: Is there anything I can say to change your mind?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
human: No. I smoked last night, though.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest170: no
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest170: *drags you out by your hair* get undressed
Liath: *sneezes*
Guest170: *licks your nose*
Guest170: sorry, you were fun to talk to. *kisses*
Liath: You're sorry, are you? How sorry?
Guest170: verry sorry *looks at feet and blushes*
Liath: Grovel.
Guest170: okay *gets on knees and kisses your toes*
Liath: *smirks*.. *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest170: do you want me to go? *still licking your toes*
Liath: No. Warning: you're starting to get on my nerves. Be nicer, or I go all psycho-bitch on you.
Guest170: *hold your hand* i want to be with you
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Guest170: so soon *looks upset*
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest170: *picks nose* i can find it?
Guest170: no
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest170: *drags you out by your hair* get undressed
Liath: *sneezes*
Guest170: *licks your nose*
Guest170: sorry, you were fun to talk to. *kisses*
Liath: You're sorry, are you? How sorry?
Guest170: verry sorry *looks at feet and blushes*
Liath: Grovel.
Guest170: okay *gets on knees and kisses your toes*
Liath: *smirks*.. *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest170: do you want me to go? *still licking your toes*
Liath: No. Warning: you're starting to get on my nerves. Be nicer, or I go all psycho-bitch on you.
Guest170: *hold your hand* i want to be with you
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Guest170: so soon *looks upset*
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest170: *picks nose* i can find it?
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