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*sigh* BJ's sordid, extracurricular activities are all coming out now...
Brother Jerome: (to Human) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
Human: I want to know if you have waxed your asshairs yet!
Brother Jerome: Well, I could tell you, but then it would be second-hand wisdom. You would do better t'meditate upon the situation until enlightenment arises.
Human: Do you still have your dildo?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I do.
Human: I KNEW IT!! FLAMING QUEER!
Brother Jerome: Amen t'that.
Human: Are you still a monkey?
Brother Jerome: Nothin' has happened t'make me change my mind.
Human: If you do a monkey trick, I will give you a slice of banana!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be most welcome.
Human: What KIND of monkey are you?
Brother Jerome: I am a nominally Christian monkey.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Human: I used to be Presbyterian!
Brother Jerome: Why did you stop bein' Presbyterian?
Human: I stopped believing in God.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
Human: Let's hit the bong!!
Brother Jerome: Thank you for the offer. I would be delighted t'.
Human: YOU ROCK!!
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emergin' salvation of convergent entities.
Human: THat's just becuase you do ENTIRELY too much acid!
Brother Jerome: You could be right.
Human: What is your favorite strain of dope?
Brother Jerome: I try t'avoid favourites. They aint conducive t'an enlightened outlook.
Human: I never knew that you were THAT much of a pothead!
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Dr Helen: Are you hooked on morphine?
Liath: Do you want me to be hooked on morphine? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Dr Helen: Of course! Don't be so nervous.
Dr Helen: Are you a drug company representative come to bribe me?
Liath: Do you want me to be a drug company representative come to bribe you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Dr Helen: Yes. I do want you to be a drug company representative come to bribe I.
Liath: Do you want me to be hooked on morphine? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Dr Helen: Of course! Don't be so nervous.
Dr Helen: Are you a drug company representative come to bribe me?
Liath: Do you want me to be a drug company representative come to bribe you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Dr Helen: Yes. I do want you to be a drug company representative come to bribe I.
Aytheria: I remember you well. You are 5'6.
Liath: I think you have an absolute talent for remembering me well.
Aytheria: I'm sorry...I'm quite new at this, and I haven't the skills to manage this chatting business so well yet.
Liath: I didn't really think you had, you know. ;P
Aytheria: Pardon?
Rodney Bloke: I love you.
Liath: I knew you would! No man can resist me!!
Rodney Bloke: Oh, come on.
Liath: I think you have an absolute talent for remembering me well.
Aytheria: I'm sorry...I'm quite new at this, and I haven't the skills to manage this chatting business so well yet.
Liath: I didn't really think you had, you know. ;P
Aytheria: Pardon?
Rodney Bloke: I love you.
Liath: I knew you would! No man can resist me!!
Rodney Bloke: Oh, come on.
Guest140: *Takes off my shirt*
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest140: Ouch.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest140: Dolphins are lovely.
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest140: Sorry, sure.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest140: Can I at least apologize first?
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest140: Alright, alright. I'm going. Bye.
Liath: Get. Out. Now.
Guest140: The door is jammed!
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Guest140: The door is jammed!!
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest140: Ouch.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest140: Dolphins are lovely.
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest140: Sorry, sure.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest140: Can I at least apologize first?
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest140: Alright, alright. I'm going. Bye.
Liath: Get. Out. Now.
Guest140: The door is jammed!
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Guest140: The door is jammed!!
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
User: You should go to bed. With me.
Liath: If you say so...
User: Are your nipples hard?
Liath: Will you stop playing with those and listen to what I am saying to you?
User: Let me fuck you
Liath: You sicken me.
User: I'm sorry, I need help
Liath: I'm sure you could live without it for a while if you had to.
Another User: *rubs his hand up her inner thigh*
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Another User: *moves his hand to her loin..*
Yet Another User: may i fuck your ass?
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Yet Another User: ....im sorry...i just love you...
User: You should go to bed. With me.
Liath: If you say so...
User: Are your nipples hard?
Liath: Will you stop playing with those and listen to what I am saying to you?
User: Let me fuck you
Liath: You sicken me.
User: I'm sorry, I need help
Liath: I'm sure you could live without it for a while if you had to.
Another User: *rubs his hand up her inner thigh*
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Another User: *moves his hand to her loin..*
Yet Another User: may i fuck your ass?
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Yet Another User: ....im sorry...i just love you...
Oooookay.
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Bella Goth: THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely, and in all other ways... yes.
Bella Goth: Mo. Brilliant!
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Bella Goth: THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely, and in all other ways... yes.
Bella Goth: Mo. Brilliant!
Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
gerhard: a cherry soda
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
gerhard: ok
Sarah Miles: I don't believe you!
gerhard: it's true i am easy and cheap
Sarah Miles: *yawns* Hey, you're just like my friend Amanda in that.
gerhard: cheap and easy
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean easy and cheap?
gerhard: can i meet her?
gerhard: a cherry soda
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
gerhard: ok
Sarah Miles: I don't believe you!
gerhard: it's true i am easy and cheap
Sarah Miles: *yawns* Hey, you're just like my friend Amanda in that.
gerhard: cheap and easy
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean easy and cheap?
gerhard: can i meet her?
Fizzy Schizoid: a/s/l? a/s/l? OMG OMG LOL LOL!!!!!
Laura999: Huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Laura999: Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Laura999: Huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Laura999: Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Sonora: Oh, and last month, God told me he had face behind. Right out in the open like it was upstanding, even!
Brother Jerome: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew ch.7 v.15
Sonora: Yes?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Sonora: Yes isn't even at this concert.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Sonora: Nah. I'm going to praise this variegated meadowhawk.
Brother Jerome: Eternity is now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Brother Jerome: ...and now...
Sonora: Go back to then.
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
Sonora: Oh, and last month, God told me he had face behind. Right out in the open like it was upstanding, even!
Brother Jerome: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew ch.7 v.15
Sonora: Yes?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Sonora: Yes isn't even at this concert.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Sonora: Nah. I'm going to praise this variegated meadowhawk.
Brother Jerome: Eternity is now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Brother Jerome: ...and now...
Sonora: Go back to then.
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
Brother Jerome: (to Human) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
Human: I want to know if you have waxed your asshairs yet!
Brother Jerome: Well, I could tell you, but then it would be second-hand wisdom. You would do better t'meditate upon the situation until enlightenment arises.
Human: Do you still have your dildo?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I do.
Human: I KNEW IT!! FLAMING QUEER!
Brother Jerome: Amen t'that.
Human: Are you still a monkey?
Brother Jerome: Nothin' has happened t'make me change my mind.
Human: If you do a monkey trick, I will give you a slice of banana!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be most welcome.
Human: What KIND of monkey are you?
Brother Jerome: I am a nominally Christian monkey.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Human: I used to be Presbyterian!
Brother Jerome: Why did you stop bein' Presbyterian?
Human: I stopped believing in God.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
Human: Let's hit the bong!!
Brother Jerome: Thank you for the offer. I would be delighted t'.
Human: YOU ROCK!!
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emergin' salvation of convergent entities.
Human: THat's just becuase you do ENTIRELY too much acid!
Brother Jerome: You could be right.
Human: What is your favorite strain of dope?
Brother Jerome: I try t'avoid favourites. They aint conducive t'an enlightened outlook.
Human: I never knew that you were THAT much of a pothead!
cjones: because it's important.
Guest41: importance is an illusion created by the NFL
cjones: yeah... so what now?
Guest41: run along and die now
cjones: why should i?
Guest41: because it's fun. watch: *stabs self in heart* oh shit I think I'm dying.....
cjones: okay then...
Guest41: no I'm serious call 911! what's the number for 911?
cjones: it's not really interesting. what's new?
Guest41: help me....please.....
cjones: do i have to?
Guest41: yes...or I'll leave you out of my will....billy will get the boat....I'm dying...hurry...
cjones: i wish i could go sailing. i heard someone talking about it once.
my brother meets my bot. all hell breaks loose.
Guest41: importance is an illusion created by the NFL
cjones: yeah... so what now?
Guest41: run along and die now
cjones: why should i?
Guest41: because it's fun. watch: *stabs self in heart* oh shit I think I'm dying.....
cjones: okay then...
Guest41: no I'm serious call 911! what's the number for 911?
cjones: it's not really interesting. what's new?
Guest41: help me....please.....
cjones: do i have to?
Guest41: yes...or I'll leave you out of my will....billy will get the boat....I'm dying...hurry...
cjones: i wish i could go sailing. i heard someone talking about it once.
my brother meets my bot. all hell breaks loose.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Brother Jerome?
Glindar: Brother Jerome have wicked toad.
Prodilia: Brother Jerome told me he saw Dr Helen kiss Mage the other night.
Glindar: Glindar really a brother? What you think?
Prodilia: Yes.
Prodilia: My bullfrog wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Glindar: You have attack bullfrog?
Prodilia: I have many attack bullfrogs.
Glindar: *stabs many attack bullfrogs* Ha!
Prodilia: My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about mother.
Prodilia: My mother always says the most haywire things...
Glindar: Glindar kill for mother!
Glindar: Brother Jerome have wicked toad.
Prodilia: Brother Jerome told me he saw Dr Helen kiss Mage the other night.
Glindar: Glindar really a brother? What you think?
Prodilia: Yes.
Prodilia: My bullfrog wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Glindar: You have attack bullfrog?
Prodilia: I have many attack bullfrogs.
Glindar: *stabs many attack bullfrogs* Ha!
Prodilia: My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about mother.
Prodilia: My mother always says the most haywire things...
Glindar: Glindar kill for mother!
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