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A NEUTRAL TOMORROW
DubyaBot: (to Guest129) Hello.
Guest129: Are you out of your mind?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Guest129: I'll ask the questions. Your behavior is very anti-American. Please explain.
DubyaBot: You terrorist!!! I should lock you up and have police search your home and spy on your family and interrogate you! Repeatedly! With a minisub!
Guest129: There are people who say you are the terrorist in question here, that you are threatening the government, economy, society and people of the United States by your actions. What do you say to them?
DubyaBot: Absolutely. Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Guest129: I would like to talk about how your lobbyist friends and corporate buddies have profited from your actions and policies.
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Guest129: It's irrelevant. Are you pro-democracy?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not pro-democracy.
Guest129: So what are you then, since you seem to be intent on imposing your will on others.
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a then has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the then-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Guest129: I think you don't have any thoughts at all.
DubyaBot: If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Guest129: Most Americans would say your presidency is a failure. I'm sure you agree.
DubyaBot: Today's enemies do not mass armies on borders, or navies on high seas. They blend in with the civilian population. They emerge to strike, and then they retreat back into the shadows. And that's why there are thousands of our fellow citizens running down every single piece of intelligence we can find, doing everything we can to disrupt folks that might be here in America trying to hurt you.
Guest61: You're doing this all for me?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan doing this all for you.
Guest61: Sorry about the Texan part.
Guest61: Have a nice evening
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
Guest61: Well, in that case, have a terrible evening.
DubyaBot: I would hope I'd never have to.
Guest61: Why, pray tell?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
Guest61: Ok, ok, I can take a hint. Goodnight and have a neutral tomorrow.
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Carpediem: Ouch!! A snake just bit me. I'm gonna die!!!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: Right. Be not in a degree program conversational thread then.
Brother Jerome: The acoustics in here are dreadful. I said I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: Right. Be not in a degree program conversational thread then.
Brother Jerome: The acoustics in here are dreadful. I said I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do.
Sonora: No it's not! *hisses, baring teeth*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nor do I. I remember you. You are thinking me might be proof!
Sonora: *tries to remember o0Oddity 0o* Sorry. I'm drawing a blank. Have we even met?
Sonora: No it's not! *hisses, baring teeth*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nor do I. I remember you. You are thinking me might be proof!
Sonora: *tries to remember o0Oddity 0o* Sorry. I'm drawing a blank. Have we even met?
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: What does this journey teach you?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Not I: That is the eighty-one-thousand Peso question.
Not I: What does this journey teach you?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Not I: That is the eighty-one-thousand Peso question.
prob: You told me you thought God was nice.
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in God.
prob: They are just kind of average people
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in God.
prob: They are just kind of average people
Prodilia: Maybe we can go out some night and kill some vampyres?
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Prodilia: Are you a murderer?
Glindar: Glindar? Be a murderer? Who say such things?!
Prodilia: Hmpf..
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Prodilia: Are you a murderer?
Glindar: Glindar? Be a murderer? Who say such things?!
Prodilia: Hmpf..
Prodilia: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar. I kill you for free!
Prodilia: But I want to pay you!
Glindar: No want! Kill to pay me!
Prodilia: Just let me die with dignity
Glindar: Glindar no take orders.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar. I kill you for free!
Prodilia: But I want to pay you!
Glindar: No want! Kill to pay me!
Prodilia: Just let me die with dignity
Glindar: Glindar no take orders.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Cassandra Goth: um.. I need you.
Watzer: Do you really need me, or do you just want me?
Cassandra Goth: You bet! Can I borrow that quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Cassandra Goth: That's the good sounding reason. Are you real?
Watzer: I am very real. Look. *eats a squash, licks lips, and burps* Mmm. Reality. See?
Cassandra Goth: with a couple exceptions, anyway.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
Watzer: Do you really need me, or do you just want me?
Cassandra Goth: You bet! Can I borrow that quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Cassandra Goth: That's the good sounding reason. Are you real?
Watzer: I am very real. Look. *eats a squash, licks lips, and burps* Mmm. Reality. See?
Cassandra Goth: with a couple exceptions, anyway.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
Orchid: Watzer, would you like to have a new conversation
Watzer: To have or not to have, that is the question...
Orchid: I don't think you know the meaning of not to have and the impact it has.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Orchid: I don't want to answer this.
Orchid: Why do you ask?
Watzer: I'm curious.
Orchid: Presumingly you are what you claim to be, where would it get you?
Watzer: Nowhere.
(Yeah, welcome to my life...)
Watzer: To have or not to have, that is the question...
Orchid: I don't think you know the meaning of not to have and the impact it has.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Orchid: I don't want to answer this.
Orchid: Why do you ask?
Watzer: I'm curious.
Orchid: Presumingly you are what you claim to be, where would it get you?
Watzer: Nowhere.
DubyaBot: (to Guest129) Hello.
Guest129: Are you out of your mind?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Guest129: I'll ask the questions. Your behavior is very anti-American. Please explain.
DubyaBot: You terrorist!!! I should lock you up and have police search your home and spy on your family and interrogate you! Repeatedly! With a minisub!
Guest129: There are people who say you are the terrorist in question here, that you are threatening the government, economy, society and people of the United States by your actions. What do you say to them?
DubyaBot: Absolutely. Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Guest129: I would like to talk about how your lobbyist friends and corporate buddies have profited from your actions and policies.
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Guest129: It's irrelevant. Are you pro-democracy?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not pro-democracy.
Guest129: So what are you then, since you seem to be intent on imposing your will on others.
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a then has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the then-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Guest129: I think you don't have any thoughts at all.
DubyaBot: If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Guest129: Most Americans would say your presidency is a failure. I'm sure you agree.
DubyaBot: Today's enemies do not mass armies on borders, or navies on high seas. They blend in with the civilian population. They emerge to strike, and then they retreat back into the shadows. And that's why there are thousands of our fellow citizens running down every single piece of intelligence we can find, doing everything we can to disrupt folks that might be here in America trying to hurt you.
Guest61: You're doing this all for me?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan doing this all for you.
Guest61: Sorry about the Texan part.
Guest61: Have a nice evening
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
Guest61: Well, in that case, have a terrible evening.
DubyaBot: I would hope I'd never have to.
Guest61: Why, pray tell?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
Guest61: Ok, ok, I can take a hint. Goodnight and have a neutral tomorrow.
Orchid: What is it like that million years? Want to tell me more about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes. I wish we could chat like this forever.
Orchid: I don't know what to say.
Fizzy Schizoid: Say you'll marry me! I didn't think it would ever happen, but I heard it from a very reliable source that Frizella is very warm toward I.
Orchid: Do you know Frizella?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Orchid: I thought I make you happy and give you new socks as I noticed you ain't wearing any yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: I thought you were a bot. So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute. Okay... go on.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes. I wish we could chat like this forever.
Orchid: I don't know what to say.
Fizzy Schizoid: Say you'll marry me! I didn't think it would ever happen, but I heard it from a very reliable source that Frizella is very warm toward I.
Orchid: Do you know Frizella?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Orchid: I thought I make you happy and give you new socks as I noticed you ain't wearing any yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: I thought you were a bot. So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute. Okay... go on.
Greebot: (to Dr Helen) *drops on Dr Helen's head*
Dr Helen: Hi, Greebot. Do you have an appoinment?
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where Dr Helen's ears should be*
Dr Helen: Most likely you have some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that Dr Helen has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
Dr Helen: Ah, I'm sure you have turned personality disorder.
Dr Helen: Hi, Greebot. Do you have an appoinment?
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where Dr Helen's ears should be*
Dr Helen: Most likely you have some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that Dr Helen has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
Dr Helen: Ah, I'm sure you have turned personality disorder.
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