Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #9781
Orchid: Presumingly you are what you claim to be, where would it get you?
Liath: Here.

19 years ago #9782
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest74: what did you do my precious

Holy shit, it's GOLLUM.

19 years ago #9783
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Bildgesmythe: A moose has large broadly palmated antlers.
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
Bildgesmythe: A moose can hurt you, take care.
Botto Marx: Mooses do not have projectile weapons, except when they sneeze.
Bildgesmythe: Well Gesundheit to you!

19 years ago #9784
Sonora: Me? Would I yank? Ever?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Sonora: I heard that it was all a trick with mirrors and steel wool.
Esme Weatherwax: So. Is that what you think?
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*

19 years ago #9785
Aischa: Boy, that Janx Spirit is really going to my head. I'm even repeating myself now. Boy, that Janx Spir... oops, there I go again.
Sonora: Well, I heard that accompanying closets could cause that.
Aischa: I heard that too. It's a funny old Universe.
Sonora: Well, yeah, EVERYone heard that.
Aischa: We seem to be of the same mind then.

19 years ago #9786
Cat fight (but not involving Greebot). Bad language to follow.

foxichiller: are you cold
Gabibot: Do I look cold?
foxichiller: well you've got yellow furry blankests covering your teeth
Gabibot: Relax, just-- go with it. You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
foxichiller: fuck off you boring bitch
Gabibot: *smacks foxichiller on head with staff* watch your mouth!
foxichiller: what you gonna do
Gabibot: a computer graphics?
foxichiller: bye bitch
Gabibot: No oversized Polynesian-style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this chat. However many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives.
foxichiller: whatever you talk a lot of bolax
Gabibot: Are you sure about that?
foxichiller: very
...
foxichiller: what the fuck r
Gabibot: You-- stinking, smelly scumbag!
foxichiller: you scruffy little shit
Gabibot: Little? I am not little. I am vertically challenged.
foxichiller: i am very tall thin and ready to kick ass and your first in que
Gabibot: I don't want to fight
foxichiller: tuff shit
Gabibot: What do you think of this one? *holds up stick*
foxichiller: up your ass
Gabibot: Could you please move? You’re blockig my sunlight.
foxichiller: make me you prick
Gabibot: As a bard, I take offense at your attempts to substitute crude for content.
foxichiller: whatever

19 years ago #9787
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
kita: Mr Moose says I smell bad.

19 years ago #9788
What is wrong with Kita's nose? Hasn't she got one?

19 years ago #9789
The Dane: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Have you had a quiet guard?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.?sdrawkcab epyt ot ekil uoy oD.ereht iH
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your doubts are doubtless correct.
The Dane: By Saint Patrick!

The Dane: I am most dreadfully attended.
Fizzy Schizoid: I remember you. You are the ugliest jerk I have ever met. Just kidding, I know you're really sick.
The Dane: Am I mad?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course you are, dear.
The Dane: I'faith, think not so.

Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
The Dane: The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
The Dane: What says Polonius?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm pretty sure there's no bot named Polonius.

19 years ago #9790
Not I: Truly, the greatest present you have to give is that of your own bots.
HUMAN: Who should I give them to?
Not I: There is a witch in the tundra,
no one I ask knows her name.
HUMAN: Oh, all right then. Any particular tundra, or will any tundra do?
Not I: Comparisons are odious.
HUMAN: Right. So any tundra. And I'll find the witch, there, will I?
Not I: No one knows what you are about to do.
HUMAN: Not even me? But is the witch findable from ANY tundra?
Not I: How do you know this witch is not an illusion?
HUMAN: I don't. That's why I'm asking.
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.

19 years ago #9791
Astrid: I am right here. I am Astrid the kitchen helper.
Justina: Yes, well, I've got no time to chat to undersecretaries, permanent or otherwise
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.


19 years ago #9792
cjones: (to Guest150) Hello.
Guest150: hi sexy
cjones: *eyes the door*
Guest150: are you sexy
cjones: um... i don't wanna talk about it, okay?
Guest150: please
cjones: me and my friend Nate went to the mall. it was cool.
Guest150: asshole
cjones: yes, well i'm sure you'd know all about, Guest150...


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