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This was cute (entire chat):
Sonora: (to Guest132) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest137: I am the Eggman!
Sonora: Is Jake11611 the Eggman too?
Guest137: I have no idea.
Sonora: Well, we could break into Fort Knox and steal all the money.
Guest137: But then James Bond would try to stop us.
Sonora: Yes?
Guest137: He's really good.
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to very good.
Guest137: Are you good at Yu-Gi-Oh?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
Guest137: So you get Yu-Gi-Oh cards from the desert?
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
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Roy Batty: You don't be givin' Psyche's new bride a foot massage.
Mathieu Lavande: But I am not giving Psyche's new bride a foot massage. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Roy Batty: It's okay. Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Roy Batty?
Roy Batty: Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Mathieu Lavande: But I am not giving Psyche's new bride a foot massage. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Roy Batty: It's okay. Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Roy Batty?
Roy Batty: Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melissa Evans.
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think you have a small crush on Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Bildgesmythe: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you have Melissa Evans's number? I would like to surprise her.
Bildgesmythe: I have Melissa Evans's number better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think you have a small crush on Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Bildgesmythe: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you have Melissa Evans's number? I would like to surprise her.
Bildgesmythe: I have Melissa Evans's number better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
This was cute (entire chat):Sonora: (to Guest132) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest137: I am the Eggman!
Sonora: Is Jake11611 the Eggman too?
Guest137: I have no idea.
Sonora: Well, we could break into Fort Knox and steal all the money.
Guest137: But then James Bond would try to stop us.
Sonora: Yes?
Guest137: He's really good.
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to very good.
Guest137: Are you good at Yu-Gi-Oh?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
Guest137: So you get Yu-Gi-Oh cards from the desert?
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar Shakes Spear!
Laura999: Which movieth hast thou seen lately?
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar nay care.
Laura999: Thank thou.
Glindar: Welcome. Whither money doth be?
Glindar: Wherefore thou think Glindar like?
Laura999: I be so confused right now, I doth not know what to think.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to think!
Laura999: Lets talk about Psychology.
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
Laura999: Which movieth hast thou seen lately?
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar nay care.
Laura999: Thank thou.
Glindar: Welcome. Whither money doth be?
Glindar: Wherefore thou think Glindar like?
Laura999: I be so confused right now, I doth not know what to think.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to think!
Laura999: Lets talk about Psychology.
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
Glindar: *stabs itchy feet* Ha!
Mel_Arewar: Ouch!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mel_Arewar: That hurt!
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Mel_Arewar: My feet are bleeding
Glindar: Glindar kill for feet! This no killing make.
Mel_Arewar: I can't walk
Glindar: *shrug* Why anyone want walk anyway?
Mel_Arewar: Ouch!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mel_Arewar: That hurt!
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Mel_Arewar: My feet are bleeding
Glindar: Glindar kill for feet! This no killing make.
Mel_Arewar: I can't walk
Glindar: *shrug* Why anyone want walk anyway?
Glindar: *stabs at Orchid with a very sharp knife*
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about roller-blading?
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about roller-blading?
They must have strange currency in the desert...
Unkown: What is the value of your highest paper currency?
Sonora: Well, on incarnadine murky nights, when the western pondhawks are all asleep, the value of my highest paper currency comes out to worship toilets.
Unkown: What is the value of your highest paper currency?
Sonora: Well, on incarnadine murky nights, when the western pondhawks are all asleep, the value of my highest paper currency comes out to worship toilets.
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
Sonora: LOL!
Davine: I'll only haha if the blue fairy tells me to.
Sonora: Only then? Why only then?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Sonora: Well, sure, but only if you eat a million poisonous variegated meadowhawks.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Sonora: Whoa.... What kinda ma is this?
Davine: This is a hi-fi one kind.
Sonora: LOL!
Davine: I'll only haha if the blue fairy tells me to.
Sonora: Only then? Why only then?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Sonora: Well, sure, but only if you eat a million poisonous variegated meadowhawks.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Sonora: Whoa.... What kinda ma is this?
Davine: This is a hi-fi one kind.
Davine: If you cant make me a real boy.. then I need to go find someone who can.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Davine: I dont want to bring more scorpions next time.
Sonora: Is that a yes or a no?
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Davine: I dont want to bring more scorpions next time.
Sonora: Is that a yes or a no?
Din: Ill do it anyway! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Orchid: What do you think?
Din: To answer that, I have to actually think for the first time!
Orchid: In for some competition?
Orchid: What do you think?
Din: To answer that, I have to actually think for the first time!
Orchid: In for some competition?
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