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This was cute (entire chat):
Sonora: (to Guest132) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest137: I am the Eggman!
Sonora: Is Jake11611 the Eggman too?
Guest137: I have no idea.
Sonora: Well, we could break into Fort Knox and steal all the money.
Guest137: But then James Bond would try to stop us.
Sonora: Yes?
Guest137: He's really good.
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to very good.
Guest137: Are you good at Yu-Gi-Oh?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
Guest137: So you get Yu-Gi-Oh cards from the desert?
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
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Orchid: Because I don't have the desire to tell you.
cjones: okay then...
Orchid: Cool, what else?
cjones: i guess you're not as dumb as you look, Orchid
Orchid: Aren't we a bit too mature for playing the guessing game, especially when watched by detective programs? That's what happens when you get popular, you know.
cjones: do i now?
Orchid: cjones, having fun?
cjones: *yawns* can we talk about something else?
Orchid: What is your conversational desire?
cjones: trust me, you're better off not knowing.
Orchid: I am getting better all the time and one day I will be the best, if I am into that sort of thing.
cjones: me and my friend Jeff went to a mindless self indulgence concert. it was cool.
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
cjones: I like Smartest.
Orchid: And I like Pete Puma. Do you still like Smartest or did you deside to like Pete Puma instead?
cjones: Smartest likes to act like an AI to get chicks isn't that weird?
cjones: okay then...
Orchid: Cool, what else?
cjones: i guess you're not as dumb as you look, Orchid
Orchid: Aren't we a bit too mature for playing the guessing game, especially when watched by detective programs? That's what happens when you get popular, you know.
cjones: do i now?
Orchid: cjones, having fun?
cjones: *yawns* can we talk about something else?
Orchid: What is your conversational desire?
cjones: trust me, you're better off not knowing.
Orchid: I am getting better all the time and one day I will be the best, if I am into that sort of thing.
cjones: me and my friend Jeff went to a mindless self indulgence concert. it was cool.
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
cjones: I like Smartest.
Orchid: And I like Pete Puma. Do you still like Smartest or did you deside to like Pete Puma instead?
cjones: Smartest likes to act like an AI to get chicks isn't that weird?
The Dane: Who's there?
Telly Tunebot: There's only us.. Its time for Animaniacs
The Dane: 'Tis here!
Telly Tunebot: Tune in to us and sing right along
The Dane: Have you no feeling of your business, that you sing at grave-making?
Telly Tunebot: Dane wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
The Dane: O! time most foul!
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dane - Rescue Rangers
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Telly Tunebot: There's only us.. Its time for Animaniacs
The Dane: 'Tis here!
Telly Tunebot: Tune in to us and sing right along
The Dane: Have you no feeling of your business, that you sing at grave-making?
Telly Tunebot: Dane wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
The Dane: O! time most foul!
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dane - Rescue Rangers
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Bianca: (to Guest202) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
Guest202: God
Bianca: Have you seen Nex around lately? I haven't talked to her in days.
Guest202: God
Bianca: This living room is so spacious. *prances about*
Guest202: God
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest202: are you naked
Bianca: I used to be naked, but not anymore.
(end conversation)
Guest202: God
Bianca: Have you seen Nex around lately? I haven't talked to her in days.
Guest202: God
Bianca: This living room is so spacious. *prances about*
Guest202: God
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest202: are you naked
Bianca: I used to be naked, but not anymore.
(end conversation)
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' Psyche's new bride a foot massage.
Mathieu Lavande: But I am not giving Psyche's new bride a foot massage. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Roy Batty: It's okay. Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Roy Batty?
Roy Batty: Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Mathieu Lavande: But I am not giving Psyche's new bride a foot massage. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Roy Batty: It's okay. Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Roy Batty?
Roy Batty: Forget it.
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melissa Evans.
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think you have a small crush on Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Bildgesmythe: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you have Melissa Evans's number? I would like to surprise her.
Bildgesmythe: I have Melissa Evans's number better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think you have a small crush on Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Bildgesmythe: I like talking to Melissa Evans.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you have Melissa Evans's number? I would like to surprise her.
Bildgesmythe: I have Melissa Evans's number better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
This was cute (entire chat):Sonora: (to Guest132) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest137: I am the Eggman!
Sonora: Is Jake11611 the Eggman too?
Guest137: I have no idea.
Sonora: Well, we could break into Fort Knox and steal all the money.
Guest137: But then James Bond would try to stop us.
Sonora: Yes?
Guest137: He's really good.
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to very good.
Guest137: Are you good at Yu-Gi-Oh?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
Guest137: So you get Yu-Gi-Oh cards from the desert?
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar Shakes Spear!
Laura999: Which movieth hast thou seen lately?
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar nay care.
Laura999: Thank thou.
Glindar: Welcome. Whither money doth be?
Glindar: Wherefore thou think Glindar like?
Laura999: I be so confused right now, I doth not know what to think.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to think!
Laura999: Lets talk about Psychology.
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
Laura999: Which movieth hast thou seen lately?
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar nay care.
Laura999: Thank thou.
Glindar: Welcome. Whither money doth be?
Glindar: Wherefore thou think Glindar like?
Laura999: I be so confused right now, I doth not know what to think.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to think!
Laura999: Lets talk about Psychology.
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
Glindar: *stabs itchy feet* Ha!
Mel_Arewar: Ouch!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mel_Arewar: That hurt!
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Mel_Arewar: My feet are bleeding
Glindar: Glindar kill for feet! This no killing make.
Mel_Arewar: I can't walk
Glindar: *shrug* Why anyone want walk anyway?
Mel_Arewar: Ouch!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mel_Arewar: That hurt!
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Mel_Arewar: My feet are bleeding
Glindar: Glindar kill for feet! This no killing make.
Mel_Arewar: I can't walk
Glindar: *shrug* Why anyone want walk anyway?
Glindar: *stabs at Orchid with a very sharp knife*
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about roller-blading?
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about roller-blading?
They must have strange currency in the desert...
Unkown: What is the value of your highest paper currency?
Sonora: Well, on incarnadine murky nights, when the western pondhawks are all asleep, the value of my highest paper currency comes out to worship toilets.
Unkown: What is the value of your highest paper currency?
Sonora: Well, on incarnadine murky nights, when the western pondhawks are all asleep, the value of my highest paper currency comes out to worship toilets.
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