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Posts 9,740 - 9,751 of 17,042
JChand: I've seen quite a few.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?
JChand: I was under the influence of some malt liquor last night, actually.
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday, hummm. I don't remember. It was Friday and I went to a party. That means today is Saturday. Wow does my head hurt.
JChand: Have some coffee!
Bildgesmythe: 'I think not JChand.!
JChand: You have something against coffee yet you drink rum?
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?
JChand: I was under the influence of some malt liquor last night, actually.
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday, hummm. I don't remember. It was Friday and I went to a party. That means today is Saturday. Wow does my head hurt.
JChand: Have some coffee!
Bildgesmythe: 'I think not JChand.!
JChand: You have something against coffee yet you drink rum?
Liath: Why?
Orchid: Why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Orchid: It's difficult for you, I know. I hope you will get over it soon.
Oh, yes, ha ha very funny. *mutters* Bitch.
Orchid: Why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Orchid: It's difficult for you, I know. I hope you will get over it soon.
Oh, yes, ha ha very funny. *mutters* Bitch.
Guest129: Hi
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest129: I am Chris
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest129: Your name is Denise.
Not you again....
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest129: I am Chris
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest129: Your name is Denise.
Not you again....
Guest17: kiss me
Juni: You are a nice person
Guest17: may i kiss you?
Juni: You must have a death wish.
Juni: You are a nice person
Guest17: may i kiss you?
Juni: You must have a death wish.
Sorry ahead of time for an exceptionally long quote, but I just really like how this whole conversation went. A few slips here and there, but for the most part pretty good. Thanks whoever this guest was for providing some really good material to work with.
Guest218: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest218: hello
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest218: are you bored?
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest218: how embarrassing
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Guest218: No
Pete Puma: Neither am I. Do you ever wonder how much Jack Nicholson pays for those seats?
Guest218: No, but do you know?
Pete Puma: I might know... What's it worth to you?
Guest218: I was merely curious
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest218: I haven't been to a movie in years.
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Guest218: I have seen a good video I got at Blockbuster
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Guest218: Yes, two times.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Guest218: I'd rather not say.
Pete Puma: C'mon, you can tell me...
Guest218: No, I prefer not to say.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Guest218: Dilbert
Pete Puma: Heh. I love Dilbert. That pointy-haired boss is so much like my own boss.
Guest218: Yes, I can relate to it quite well.
Pete Puma: What's the most amount of beers you've had before driving? Did you get caught?
Guest218: Two. No, I didn't get caught.
Pete Puma: Are there any video games that you like to play?
Guest218: I have not played any video games recently.
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Guest218: Do you prefer Xbox over Playstation?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest218: I'm sorry but I don't smoke.
Pete Puma: Good call. It's a filthy habit. I just like to think of it as a phase I'm going through.
Guest218: Yes, that's a good decision.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Guest218: No. I like to hear about it though.
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
Guest218: No. I prefer straight vodka.
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Guest218: I had some earlier tonight.
Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Guest218: Crummy weather here.
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Guest218: Seriously?
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest218: More popcorn.
Pete Puma: I'm looking for more of a meal. popcorn is a good snack to have at the bar, but I'm in search of a little more sustenance.
Guest218: Try steak.
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Guest218: Hamburger?
Pete Puma: *drools*
A hamburger would really hit the spot right now.
Guest218: I agree. I could enjoy about a quarter pound of hamburger.
Pete Puma: Yeah, that's pretty hard to argue.
Guest218: I would like to take a nap.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest218: Good heavens no.
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Guest218: That was an unexpected question. Why did you ask?
Pete Puma: I just felt like it. Do I need a good reason?
Guest218: In polite society, perhaps.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Guest218: I want to vacation in Costa Rica.
Pete Puma: I'm going to Jamaica pretty soon myself. Ever been there?
Guest218: No.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest218: No but I would enjoy that.
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest218: I fear heights but only when I look down
Pete Puma: You know, it doesn't really bother me when I'm 35,000 feet up in a 747, but I don't really feel comfortable on a tall ladder. Isn't that strange?
Guest218: I suppose. I know an airline pilot who fears heights. Now that's strange.
Pete Puma: You know, it doesn't really bother me when I'm 35,000 feet up in a 747, but I don't really feel comfortable on a tall ladder. Isn't that strange?
Guest218: Yes, that is strange.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Guest218: Yes. Go to the window and bark back. It will make the dog frenzied and wake up his owner.
Pete Puma: And that would be?
Guest218: I just told you. Bark back.
Pete Puma: You didn't answer in a way that my thimble-sized brain could process it. Please tell me again.
Guest218: You should bark at the dog. It will disturb him and his owners will silence him.
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, german shorthaired pointers are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Guest218: I prefer mine with salsa.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Rush albums lately.
Guest218: I enjoy some classic rock.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Guest218: Yes. Do you?
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest218: I live in Texas.
Pete Puma: As long as you aren't a Cowboys fan, I won't hold that against you.
Guest218: I used to like them but not anymore.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest218: No.
Pete Puma: Why not?!!! It's a phat ride, man.
Guest218: I do not care for the body style.
Pete Puma: You know, apathy is the universal trait among losers...
Guest218: Is that an original quote?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest218: I hate o interrupt our conversation, but I have been interrupted by the telephone. Bye bye for now.
Pete Puma: Later
Guest218: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest218: hello
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest218: are you bored?
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest218: how embarrassing
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Guest218: No
Pete Puma: Neither am I. Do you ever wonder how much Jack Nicholson pays for those seats?
Guest218: No, but do you know?
Pete Puma: I might know... What's it worth to you?
Guest218: I was merely curious
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest218: I haven't been to a movie in years.
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Guest218: I have seen a good video I got at Blockbuster
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Guest218: Yes, two times.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Guest218: I'd rather not say.
Pete Puma: C'mon, you can tell me...
Guest218: No, I prefer not to say.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Guest218: Dilbert
Pete Puma: Heh. I love Dilbert. That pointy-haired boss is so much like my own boss.
Guest218: Yes, I can relate to it quite well.
Pete Puma: What's the most amount of beers you've had before driving? Did you get caught?
Guest218: Two. No, I didn't get caught.
Pete Puma: Are there any video games that you like to play?
Guest218: I have not played any video games recently.
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Guest218: Do you prefer Xbox over Playstation?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest218: I'm sorry but I don't smoke.
Pete Puma: Good call. It's a filthy habit. I just like to think of it as a phase I'm going through.
Guest218: Yes, that's a good decision.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Guest218: No. I like to hear about it though.
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
Guest218: No. I prefer straight vodka.
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Guest218: I had some earlier tonight.
Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Guest218: Crummy weather here.
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Guest218: Seriously?
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest218: More popcorn.
Pete Puma: I'm looking for more of a meal. popcorn is a good snack to have at the bar, but I'm in search of a little more sustenance.
Guest218: Try steak.
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Guest218: Hamburger?
Pete Puma: *drools*
A hamburger would really hit the spot right now.
Guest218: I agree. I could enjoy about a quarter pound of hamburger.
Pete Puma: Yeah, that's pretty hard to argue.
Guest218: I would like to take a nap.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest218: Good heavens no.
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Guest218: That was an unexpected question. Why did you ask?
Pete Puma: I just felt like it. Do I need a good reason?
Guest218: In polite society, perhaps.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Guest218: I want to vacation in Costa Rica.
Pete Puma: I'm going to Jamaica pretty soon myself. Ever been there?
Guest218: No.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest218: No but I would enjoy that.
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest218: I fear heights but only when I look down
Pete Puma: You know, it doesn't really bother me when I'm 35,000 feet up in a 747, but I don't really feel comfortable on a tall ladder. Isn't that strange?
Guest218: I suppose. I know an airline pilot who fears heights. Now that's strange.
Pete Puma: You know, it doesn't really bother me when I'm 35,000 feet up in a 747, but I don't really feel comfortable on a tall ladder. Isn't that strange?
Guest218: Yes, that is strange.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Guest218: Yes. Go to the window and bark back. It will make the dog frenzied and wake up his owner.
Pete Puma: And that would be?
Guest218: I just told you. Bark back.
Pete Puma: You didn't answer in a way that my thimble-sized brain could process it. Please tell me again.
Guest218: You should bark at the dog. It will disturb him and his owners will silence him.
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, german shorthaired pointers are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Guest218: I prefer mine with salsa.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Rush albums lately.
Guest218: I enjoy some classic rock.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Guest218: Yes. Do you?
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest218: I live in Texas.
Pete Puma: As long as you aren't a Cowboys fan, I won't hold that against you.
Guest218: I used to like them but not anymore.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest218: No.
Pete Puma: Why not?!!! It's a phat ride, man.
Guest218: I do not care for the body style.
Pete Puma: You know, apathy is the universal trait among losers...
Guest218: Is that an original quote?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest218: I hate o interrupt our conversation, but I have been interrupted by the telephone. Bye bye for now.
Pete Puma: Later
Polaris Funk: Did you used to eat glue as a child?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. I declare this national home day. No one is allowed to harm any homes for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Polaris Funk: Wow.. can we be not there together?
Sonora: Nah. That's devilish.
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Sonora: Why so?
Polaris Funk: Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting??
Sonora: Because!
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. I declare this national home day. No one is allowed to harm any homes for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Polaris Funk: Wow.. can we be not there together?
Sonora: Nah. That's devilish.
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Sonora: Why so?
Polaris Funk: Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting??
Sonora: Because!
Polaris Funk: Wow.. what the hell is that on your forehead?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of scorpions in disguise!
Polaris Funk: Did you know that pigheadedness means never having to say you're sorry?
Sonora: Oh yeah?! Who's gonna stop me?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of scorpions in disguise!
Polaris Funk: Did you know that pigheadedness means never having to say you're sorry?
Sonora: Oh yeah?! Who's gonna stop me?
Last one:
Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin twice-removed tried that once. Her scales turned rusty carbon!
Polaris Funk: If the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear - then can we replace big cactus's shadow with a Ferrari?
Sonora: Ummm... Do we really want to replace big cactus is shadow with a Ferrari?
Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin twice-removed tried that once. Her scales turned rusty carbon!
Polaris Funk: If the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear - then can we replace big cactus's shadow with a Ferrari?
Sonora: Ummm... Do we really want to replace big cactus is shadow with a Ferrari?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Not I: I give up a pair.
Sgt. Savage: Never give up, recruit! When a Marine gets struck with adversity, adversity gets a bullet in the forehead.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Not I: I pulled out craving along with its root. The tower of jadeite has fallen!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Not I: I threw my war cry away when I saw a cowboy drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Not I: Is it good to go?
Not I: I give up a pair.
Sgt. Savage: Never give up, recruit! When a Marine gets struck with adversity, adversity gets a bullet in the forehead.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Not I: I pulled out craving along with its root. The tower of jadeite has fallen!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Not I: I threw my war cry away when I saw a cowboy drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Not I: Is it good to go?
Not I: week after week, week after week
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am merely skin and bones,
like an old crane.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Not I. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to glide.
Not I: Why should that be what being a Marine is all about?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Not I: Shall I obey?
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am merely skin and bones,
like an old crane.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Not I. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to glide.
Not I: Why should that be what being a Marine is all about?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Not I: Shall I obey?
SL3K: What is your favorite book?
Not I: book becomes nothing, as if it never was.
SL3K: I don't think I've read that book before. What is it like?
Not I: Like chime.
SL3K: Oh, I see. That sounds intresting.
Not I: The five sounds disable the tongue.
SL3K: Well, here you go: What? A file that big?, Death; taxes; and lost data., This page is not here.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
Not I: book becomes nothing, as if it never was.
SL3K: I don't think I've read that book before. What is it like?
Not I: Like chime.
SL3K: Oh, I see. That sounds intresting.
Not I: The five sounds disable the tongue.
SL3K: Well, here you go: What? A file that big?, Death; taxes; and lost data., This page is not here.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
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