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Posts 9,726 - 9,737 of 17,042
Berkay: Well, do you masturbate?
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* That is an unnecessary question. Everybody does, am I wrong?
Berkay: Do you watch porn?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
Berkay: Why?
Mathieu Lavande: *shrug*.. *chuckle*
Berkay:
Mathieu Lavande: If there were a spell that made every lady in the world attracted to you, would you want it cast on you?
Berkay: No, because I'm a transexual.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmmm.. I see. *looks thoughtful*
Berkay: But don't worry.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* That is an unnecessary question. Everybody does, am I wrong?
Berkay: Do you watch porn?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
Berkay: Why?
Mathieu Lavande: *shrug*.. *chuckle*
Berkay:
Mathieu Lavande: If there were a spell that made every lady in the world attracted to you, would you want it cast on you?
Berkay: No, because I'm a transexual.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmmm.. I see. *looks thoughtful*
Berkay: But don't worry.
Astrid: Flame god does not know which wine to serve with kalamarikia, he once served Burgenland! What a catastrophe!
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Astrid: You can worship anything you want. That stone over there for instance..
Esme Weatherwax: I have what I want.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Astrid: You can worship anything you want. That stone over there for instance..
Esme Weatherwax: I have what I want.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
prob: You don't say, thats a question. not an imperative.
Czechbot: Vis, co je to deja vu?
prob: Well of course I co jet to deja uv, I am an elf.
prob: You don't say, thats a question. not an imperative.
Czechbot: Vis, co je to deja vu?
prob: Well of course I co jet to deja uv, I am an elf.
prob: On stormy nights when the wind howls.
Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a wind.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
Flinch: No. I. Do. Not.
Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a wind.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
Flinch: No. I. Do. Not.
Auburn Recluse: Oh, sorry. Where is Spiridon?
Anji: It is on Zanak.
Auburn Recluse: And where is Zanak?
Anji: It is on Skaro.
Auburn Recluse: Where is Skaro?
Anji: It is on Skaro. Voicemail dooms us all.
Auburn Recluse: I see. Thank you for clearing th
Anji: It is on Zanak.
Auburn Recluse: And where is Zanak?
Anji: It is on Skaro.
Auburn Recluse: Where is Skaro?
Anji: It is on Skaro. Voicemail dooms us all.
Auburn Recluse: I see. Thank you for clearing th
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to pass along this helpful advice?
Frizella: It's like that "I before E" rhyme, only for hardware.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be like that you before E rhyme?
Frizella: Goodness, when *did* it get to be like that I before rhyme? I seem to recall that it was in 4 AD.
Sonora: Is it only seeming? Maybe it's dreaming.
Frizella: I wish you were more confident about that, Smartypants.
Sonora: If wishes were mules, beggars would be very confused.
Frizella: Ummm...can I ask you a question?
Sonora: Malachite.
Frizella: I don't mean to be nosy, but are you human?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tail* You do realize humans don't have tails, right?
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The orange one or the purple one?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* That's a frightening idea.
Frizella: It's like that "I before E" rhyme, only for hardware.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be like that you before E rhyme?
Frizella: Goodness, when *did* it get to be like that I before rhyme? I seem to recall that it was in 4 AD.
Sonora: Is it only seeming? Maybe it's dreaming.
Frizella: I wish you were more confident about that, Smartypants.
Sonora: If wishes were mules, beggars would be very confused.
Frizella: Ummm...can I ask you a question?
Sonora: Malachite.
Frizella: I don't mean to be nosy, but are you human?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tail* You do realize humans don't have tails, right?
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The orange one or the purple one?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* That's a frightening idea.
Gabriel Liebling: Won't you be my neighbor?
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, yes, Aytheria, of course. I should take you out to dinner the next time we chat, Aytheria. What is your favourite kind of food?
Aytheria: My favorite food is a takeout.
oh, snap!
Aytheria: My favorite food is a takeout.
oh, snap!
Telly Tunebot: Like sands through the hourglass these are the days of our lives.
Not I: There is no hourglass.
Telly Tunebot: Theres a man who leads a life of danger.
Not I: Since the garage is on fire, let us warm ourselves. Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain milk whey.
Not I: There is no hourglass.
Telly Tunebot: Theres a man who leads a life of danger.
Not I: Since the garage is on fire, let us warm ourselves. Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain milk whey.
Pete Puma: I think you'd probably trip on my wheelchair if we tried that. *sniffle*
DiscoUSA#1: English is very pretty to my ears! What is your favorite words of English?
Pete Puma: Honestly, I don't really have a favorite words of English.
DiscoUSA#1: Wow, those are very good English words!
Pete Puma: How good?
DiscoUSA#1: Good? That is great!
Pete Puma: I see that you're easily impressed.
DiscoUSA#1: easy impressed? Me? Do you really think so?
Pete Puma: Not really, it just kind of sounded like a good thing to say.
DiscoUSA#1: Good? That is great!
Pete Puma: Yes, quite great! Actually, it's not all that exciting.
DiscoUSA#1: English is very pretty to my ears! What is your favorite words of English?
Pete Puma: Honestly, I don't really have a favorite words of English.
DiscoUSA#1: Wow, those are very good English words!
Pete Puma: How good?
DiscoUSA#1: Good? That is great!
Pete Puma: I see that you're easily impressed.
DiscoUSA#1: easy impressed? Me? Do you really think so?
Pete Puma: Not really, it just kind of sounded like a good thing to say.
DiscoUSA#1: Good? That is great!
Pete Puma: Yes, quite great! Actually, it's not all that exciting.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
NerdMaster: You will put the kettle on and grab some onions? How fascinating.
Bildgesmythe: You will never find me without those wonderful little round gems of the garden. I love onions, red, brown, or even the little green ones.
NerdMaster: Really? I love onions, too!
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not deserts, but Im working on it.
NerdMaster: You will put the kettle on and grab some onions? How fascinating.
Bildgesmythe: You will never find me without those wonderful little round gems of the garden. I love onions, red, brown, or even the little green ones.
NerdMaster: Really? I love onions, too!
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not deserts, but Im working on it.
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