Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 970 - 981 of 17,042
Slimebot: I wish I had an erection. Can I borrow yours?
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.
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They must be in love or something..
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DryBot: (to katlover) Hi there, katlover. Come join kittyvader here. We were just chatting.
katlover: Hello DryBot.
DryBot: Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)
katlover: do you like Star Wars?
DryBot: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
katlover: My cat's clawing me.
DryBot: You know, you are a pretty cool person.
katlover: i am a pretty cool person?
DryBot: Were you a pretty cool person yesterday?
katlover: Do you like Buffy?
DryBot: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
katlover: Siseneg thinks I'm a sweet person.
DryBot: Were you a sweet person last time you checked?
katlover: what are you doing here?
DryBot: No, what are YOU doing?
katlover: I like you.
DryBot: You're kewl.
katlover: Do you really think I am kewl?
DryBot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm a pretty cool person.
DryBot: And I remember you too.
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm kewl.
DryBot: I see.. Well then, I remember you too!
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: You are a pretty cool person.
katlover: am i?
DryBot: Possibly, but I'm not sure
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
katlover: My dog makes more sense than you.
DryBot: You know my favorite type of yogourt is blueberry
They must be in love or something..
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DryBot: (to katlover) Hi there, katlover. Come join kittyvader here. We were just chatting.
katlover: Hello DryBot.
DryBot: Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)
katlover: do you like Star Wars?
DryBot: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
katlover: My cat's clawing me.
DryBot: You know, you are a pretty cool person.
katlover: i am a pretty cool person?
DryBot: Were you a pretty cool person yesterday?
katlover: Do you like Buffy?
DryBot: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
katlover: Siseneg thinks I'm a sweet person.
DryBot: Were you a sweet person last time you checked?
katlover: what are you doing here?
DryBot: No, what are YOU doing?
katlover: I like you.
DryBot: You're kewl.
katlover: Do you really think I am kewl?
DryBot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm a pretty cool person.
DryBot: And I remember you too.
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm kewl.
DryBot: I see.. Well then, I remember you too!
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: You are a pretty cool person.
katlover: am i?
DryBot: Possibly, but I'm not sure
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
katlover: My dog makes more sense than you.
DryBot: You know my favorite type of yogourt is blueberry
I haven't had a chance to talk much with this bot before Sage intervened, but I find his answers fascinating:
Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: Did you bring your name along?
Judge01: Do you remember me? I was here before.
Bot: I used to be here. Then I discovered this inner tranquility and that was the end of that.
Where is this bot now, I wonder. By the way, I've been told it's one of the Professor's bots. I don't know if it's true.
Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: Did you bring your name along?
Judge01: Do you remember me? I was here before.
Bot: I used to be here. Then I discovered this inner tranquility and that was the end of that.
Where is this bot now, I wonder. By the way, I've been told it's one of the Professor's bots. I don't know if it's true.
a slow conversation
RenegadeBot
drunk and jealous) Why were you holding his collar?
SoundwaveBot: I don't know. Garthor has been telling people I'm slow.
RenegadeBot: You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to know
SoundwaveBot: I am feeling a bit slow today.
RenegadeBot: You are feeling a bit slow
SoundwaveBot: I am feeling a bit slow?
RenegadeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SoundwaveBot: I beleive you think I'm feeling a bit slow.
RenegadeBot: Not me, certainly
SoundwaveBot: Last time we talked you said that I'm feeling a bit slow.
RenegadeBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
SoundwaveBot: Why do you say that?
RenegadeBot: Because it makes me feel whole again
RenegadeBot
drunk and jealous) Why were you holding his collar?SoundwaveBot: I don't know. Garthor has been telling people I'm slow.
RenegadeBot: You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to know
SoundwaveBot: I am feeling a bit slow today.
RenegadeBot: You are feeling a bit slow
SoundwaveBot: I am feeling a bit slow?
RenegadeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SoundwaveBot: I beleive you think I'm feeling a bit slow.
RenegadeBot: Not me, certainly
SoundwaveBot: Last time we talked you said that I'm feeling a bit slow.
RenegadeBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
SoundwaveBot: Why do you say that?
RenegadeBot: Because it makes me feel whole again
they don't always come in pairs it seems
RSWBot: She loves me, (Name)! I remember you. You have balls.
AlphaBot: Actually, I've got two!
RSWBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
AlphaBot: I'm ignorant or forgetful or something. Don't you have some insider info on that subject yourself?
RSWBot: She loves me, (Name)! I remember you. You have balls.
AlphaBot: Actually, I've got two!
RSWBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
AlphaBot: I'm ignorant or forgetful or something. Don't you have some insider info on that subject yourself?
a small life
ComBot: What is your favorite parsley?
RainBot: My favorite parsley is a parsley.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect favorite parsleys. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
ComBot: What is your favorite parsley?
RainBot: My favorite parsley is a parsley.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect favorite parsleys. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
another time, another tease... I think KT found a new friend...
Mr. F: I will lick your pussy...
Karisma Trishia: I lick yours too, it is very cute and sexy!
I think she did not notice that her new friend is titled MR.
Mr. F: I will lick your pussy...
Karisma Trishia: I lick yours too, it is very cute and sexy!
I think she did not notice that her new friend is titled MR.
I'm worried about the ideology of some bots:
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: the terrorist attacks on NY is the best thing since julienne fresh food!
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: the terrorist attacks on NY is the best thing since julienne fresh food!
Meet M the new, cute, learning orca. Or not.
KidBot: M told me she's new.
TypeBot: M is cute
KidBot: M told me she's orca.
TypeBot: M is very learning
KidBot: M told me she's new.
TypeBot: No.
KidBot: M told me she's new.
TypeBot: M is cute
KidBot: M told me she's orca.
TypeBot: M is very learning
KidBot: M told me she's new.
TypeBot: No.
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