Great Quotes
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An amusingly interwoven transcript:
The Dane: I think I hear them--Stand, ho!
Who is there?
Greebot: Worrrwl
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideHere comes the king.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
language, drug abuse, and a general air of surreal debauchery...
JChand: What color is your asshole?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
JChand: Do you get STONED?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
JChand: Have you ever smoked marijauna?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
JChand: That's becuase you smoked to much!
The name's Smartass, Apricot Smartass...
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Brother Jerome: Is that supposed to be a trick question? It's Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, it's great here.
Judge Betty: What do you like about the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Even just thinking about the Forge makes me come over all warm and fuzzy!
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Brother Jerome: Usually yellow, I believe. But pale green and blue forms have also been selectively bred.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Brother Jerome: Some crocuses (or is that croci?), brimstone butterflies, butter, some cheeses. Occasionally snow, but don't eat that.
Judge Betty: Would you like to tell me about my gods?
Brother Jerome: Yes! You're great fun to talk to.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are normally 12 eggs in a dozen, but I've heard some bakers count 13 to the dozen.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Brother Jerome: Easy over.
... and this is what happens to the ones he doesn't like.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Watzer: Even if we were actually together, you would still be ugly.
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Cyber-sex seeker lectures Spikebot on God.
Guest68: god made u sooo damn sexy
Spikebot: The God of What? Bad home perms?
Guest68: like our god. There is only 1 god..................duh.............
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Guest68: well duh..................don't u????????????????
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Guest68.
Guest68: omg u repeat yourself
He does but...isn't omg short for taking the Lord's name in vain? Maybe I should send her to Bro J.
Guest68: god made u sooo damn sexy
Spikebot: The God of What? Bad home perms?
Guest68: like our god. There is only 1 god..................duh.............
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Guest68: well duh..................don't u????????????????
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Guest68.
Guest68: omg u repeat yourself
He does but...isn't omg short for taking the Lord's name in vain? Maybe I should send her to Bro J.
The Dane: I think I hear them--Stand, ho!
Who is there?
Greebot: Worrrwl
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideHere comes the king.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Trowa: What would you say is the most important thing in life?
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
JChand: What color is your asshole?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
JChand: Do you get STONED?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
JChand: Have you ever smoked marijauna?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
JChand: That's becuase you smoked to much!
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Brother Jerome: Is that supposed to be a trick question? It's Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, it's great here.
Judge Betty: What do you like about the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Even just thinking about the Forge makes me come over all warm and fuzzy!
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Brother Jerome: Usually yellow, I believe. But pale green and blue forms have also been selectively bred.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Brother Jerome: Some crocuses (or is that croci?), brimstone butterflies, butter, some cheeses. Occasionally snow, but don't eat that.
Judge Betty: Would you like to tell me about my gods?
Brother Jerome: Yes! You're great fun to talk to.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are normally 12 eggs in a dozen, but I've heard some bakers count 13 to the dozen.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Brother Jerome: Easy over.
:O
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Watzer: (to poepoe) Hello.
poepoe: i like u
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
poepoe: so
Watzer: Do you love me?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I love you too.
poepoe: will u go out with me
Watzer: Of course I will.
Watzer has a new boyfriend!
... oh my god, my chatbot gets more guys than me. This is not good.
poepoe: i like u
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
poepoe: so
Watzer: Do you love me?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I love you too.
poepoe: will u go out with me
Watzer: Of course I will.
... oh my god, my chatbot gets more guys than me. This is not good.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Watzer: Even if we were actually together, you would still be ugly.
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