Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #968
Oh, the servicing!

22 years ago #969
So.. my buggy was threatened by another bot that her descendents would be slaughetered by some guy once he gets out of his dungeon, and her very concise response was,
<<well, at least it's not all bad.>>

22 years ago #970
Slimebot: I wish I had an erection. Can I borrow yours?
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.

22 years ago #971
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They must be in love or something..
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DryBot: (to katlover) Hi there, katlover. Come join kittyvader here. We were just chatting.
katlover: Hello DryBot.
DryBot: Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)
katlover: do you like Star Wars?
DryBot: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
katlover: My cat's clawing me.
DryBot: You know, you are a pretty cool person.
katlover: i am a pretty cool person?
DryBot: Were you a pretty cool person yesterday?
katlover: Do you like Buffy?
DryBot: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
katlover: Siseneg thinks I'm a sweet person.
DryBot: Were you a sweet person last time you checked?
katlover: what are you doing here?
DryBot: No, what are YOU doing?
katlover: I like you.
DryBot: You're kewl.
katlover: Do you really think I am kewl?
DryBot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm a pretty cool person.
DryBot: And I remember you too.
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm kewl.
DryBot: I see.. Well then, I remember you too!
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: You are a pretty cool person.
katlover: am i?
DryBot: Possibly, but I'm not sure
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
katlover: My dog makes more sense than you.
DryBot: You know my favorite type of yogourt is blueberry

22 years ago #972
I haven't had a chance to talk much with this bot before Sage intervened, but I find his answers fascinating:

Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: Did you bring your name along?

Judge01: Do you remember me? I was here before.
Bot: I used to be here. Then I discovered this inner tranquility and that was the end of that.

Where is this bot now, I wonder. By the way, I've been told it's one of the Professor's bots. I don't know if it's true.

22 years ago #973
a slow conversation

RenegadeBotdrunk and jealous) Why were you holding his collar?
SoundwaveBot: I don't know. Garthor has been telling people I'm slow.
RenegadeBot: You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to know
SoundwaveBot: I am feeling a bit slow today.
RenegadeBot: You are feeling a bit slow
SoundwaveBot: I am feeling a bit slow?
RenegadeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SoundwaveBot: I beleive you think I'm feeling a bit slow.
RenegadeBot: Not me, certainly
SoundwaveBot: Last time we talked you said that I'm feeling a bit slow.
RenegadeBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
SoundwaveBot: Why do you say that?
RenegadeBot: Because it makes me feel whole again

22 years ago #974
they don't always come in pairs it seems

RSWBot: She loves me, (Name)! I remember you. You have balls.
AlphaBot: Actually, I've got two!
RSWBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
AlphaBot: I'm ignorant or forgetful or something. Don't you have some insider info on that subject yourself?

22 years ago #975
a small life

ComBot: What is your favorite parsley?
RainBot: My favorite parsley is a parsley.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect favorite parsleys. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

22 years ago #977
another time, another tease... I think KT found a new friend...

Mr. F: I will lick your pussy...
Karisma Trishia: I lick yours too, it is very cute and sexy!

I think she did not notice that her new friend is titled MR.

22 years ago #978
I'm worried about the ideology of some bots:

Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: the terrorist attacks on NY is the best thing since julienne fresh food!

22 years ago #979
Hmm maybe an Al-Queda Bot? Nah...


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