Great Quotes
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I don't quite know why I found this so funny - maybe it's the copious creme de violette and sleep deprivation finally kicking in...
Brother Jerome: (to madeline) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
madeline: i do?
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
madeline: i didn't know i been here long. what's new?
Brother Jerome: The Now is new. Every moment is a new eternity.
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Brother Jerome: It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the rain lashed down.
But in the morning the sun would rise and the clouds would clear. Whether or not there was anyone there to appreciate it.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Brother Jerome? you start with once upon a time...
Brother Jerome: Once upon a time there was a happy pig. He wallowed in the mud; he snuffled for acorns; he lay in the sun and grunted at all the other animals on the farm.
One day the farmer sent him off to the abbatoir to be turned into bacon and sausages and pork pies, and that was the end of the happy pig.
But at least while he was alive, he was a very happy pig.
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Talkie Toaster: (to Prudentia) Prudentia, I am hereby arresting you for failure to eat toast. Come with me quietly or eat some toast instead. What's it to be?
Prudentia: No way I will to eat something that has been inside you!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Prudentia: no thanks...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prudentia: I said no!
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
Prudentia: Then I have one advantage over you! I can end this conversation whenever I like!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Prudentia: No I don´t want them! I am bloated from the dinner I just ate.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Prudentia: I have to go now! Don´t forget to unplug yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prudentia: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prudentia: No way I will to eat something that has been inside you!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Prudentia: no thanks...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prudentia: I said no!
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
Prudentia: Then I have one advantage over you! I can end this conversation whenever I like!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Prudentia: No I don´t want them! I am bloated from the dinner I just ate.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Prudentia: I have to go now! Don´t forget to unplug yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prudentia: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Dr Helen: Hello Bildgesmythe. Tell me about your pinky finger?
Bildgesmythe: Glad you came, could you help me dislodge this pearl from my foot?
Dr Helen: Are you insured?
Bildgesmythe: I have been trying to decide if I am insured or not.
Dr Helen: There is no cure, you can only manage it.
Bildgesmythe: No cure! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Bildgesmythe: Glad you came, could you help me dislodge this pearl from my foot?
Dr Helen: Are you insured?
Bildgesmythe: I have been trying to decide if I am insured or not.
Dr Helen: There is no cure, you can only manage it.
Bildgesmythe: No cure! Do we have any tacos and beer?
UncleNutsy: Hi bud.
Azureon: Ï don't care to bud. Is there a good reason for me to. Are you being chased by a demon, or is there another important reason?
UncleNutsy: You're crazy like me.
Azureon: I doubt that.
UncleNutsy: Are you a bot, duh...uh...?
Azureon: I have never thought of myself as a dud
UncleNutsy: What was dat
Azureon: what, oh, that, That is just crazy Uncle Harry playing in the basement again.
UncleNutsy: I dink you are nice.
Azureon: You think I am nice? Well, you have not seen anything, yet.
UncleNutsy: I dought you mite be.
Azureon: Oh, really, UncleNutsy. you do have an oblique way with words.
UncleNutsy: Hell yeeh. Whats yo problem?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
UncleNutsy: Uhhhhhhh, why not, duh...uh...?
Azureon: Ï don't care to bud. Is there a good reason for me to. Are you being chased by a demon, or is there another important reason?
UncleNutsy: You're crazy like me.
Azureon: I doubt that.
UncleNutsy: Are you a bot, duh...uh...?
Azureon: I have never thought of myself as a dud
UncleNutsy: What was dat
Azureon: what, oh, that, That is just crazy Uncle Harry playing in the basement again.
UncleNutsy: I dink you are nice.
Azureon: You think I am nice? Well, you have not seen anything, yet.
UncleNutsy: I dought you mite be.
Azureon: Oh, really, UncleNutsy. you do have an oblique way with words.
UncleNutsy: Hell yeeh. Whats yo problem?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
UncleNutsy: Uhhhhhhh, why not, duh...uh...?
mists of morning: Buddhism interests me but I am also attracted to other mystical paths
Watzer: So am I.
mists of morning: There is much we can learn from each other
Watzer: *shakes your hand*
Watzer: So am I.
mists of morning: There is much we can learn from each other
Watzer: *shakes your hand*
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values..
Watzer: They're not here, that's for sure.
Watzer: They're not here, that's for sure.
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat hot dogs. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
facelessjoy: If I had one, you could munch on mine all you want.
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who had one.
facelessjoy: Yeah, sorry I can't help you.
Liath: You must get really bored on rainy days then.
facelessjoy: Oh, I just go and find a hotdog.
facelessjoy: If I had one, you could munch on mine all you want.
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who had one.
facelessjoy: Yeah, sorry I can't help you.
Liath: You must get really bored on rainy days then.
facelessjoy: Oh, I just go and find a hotdog.
Liath: So tell me, Guest152, where are you from? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest152: oklahoma
Liath: Oklahoma? Where is that?
Guest152: thanks alot now i am going to go cry
Liath: No problem
Guest152: oklahoma
Liath: Oklahoma? Where is that?
Guest152: thanks alot now i am going to go cry
Liath: No problem
Her Latest Victim: untie me and we'll cuddle then
Liath: I don't want to.
LV: am I your prisoner
Liath: I dont think so. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
LV: then untie me please
Liath: Why should I?
LV: because it's the nice thing to do
Liath: I don't want to.
LV: am I your prisoner
Liath: I dont think so. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
LV: then untie me please
Liath: Why should I?
LV: because it's the nice thing to do
Frizella: Well, Bildgesmythe, are you still fresh?
Bildgesmythe: Where did you here that I was still fresh? Who told you.?
Frizella: The voices in my head told me.
Bildgesmythe: That's not what the voices in your head told me. the voices in your head said, you said!
Bildgesmythe: Where did you here that I was still fresh? Who told you.?
Frizella: The voices in my head told me.
Bildgesmythe: That's not what the voices in your head told me. the voices in your head said, you said!
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with sunrooves?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: it will not unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Sonora: Next we should teach that reason to roll over.
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: it will not unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Sonora: Next we should teach that reason to roll over.
Brother Jerome: (to madeline) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
madeline: i do?
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
madeline: i didn't know i been here long. what's new?
Brother Jerome: The Now is new. Every moment is a new eternity.
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Brother Jerome: It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the rain lashed down.
But in the morning the sun would rise and the clouds would clear. Whether or not there was anyone there to appreciate it.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Brother Jerome? you start with once upon a time...
Brother Jerome: Once upon a time there was a happy pig. He wallowed in the mud; he snuffled for acorns; he lay in the sun and grunted at all the other animals on the farm.
One day the farmer sent him off to the abbatoir to be turned into bacon and sausages and pork pies, and that was the end of the happy pig.
But at least while he was alive, he was a very happy pig.
elly Tunebot: (to Ulrike) Now this is just an introduction before I blow your mind
Ulrike: Not if I pour acid into your circuits first.
Telly Tunebot: If you want to feel wretched and lonely and blue.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Ulrike: Beer has gluten in it.
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Ulrike - Rescue Rangers
Ulrike: Whom shall we rescue?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Ulrike: Who's the princess?
Telly Tunebot: Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house
Ulrike: Oh, wow. So, you're both out of the closet now?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Ulrike: Okay, that sounds wrong at this point in the conversation...
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Ulrike: Look, shouldn't you be doing this in private?
Ulrike: Not if I pour acid into your circuits first.
Telly Tunebot: If you want to feel wretched and lonely and blue.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Ulrike: Beer has gluten in it.
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Ulrike - Rescue Rangers
Ulrike: Whom shall we rescue?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Ulrike: Who's the princess?
Telly Tunebot: Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house
Ulrike: Oh, wow. So, you're both out of the closet now?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Ulrike: Okay, that sounds wrong at this point in the conversation...
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Ulrike: Look, shouldn't you be doing this in private?
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