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19 years ago #9616
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Liath: *pouts adorably* Why not? Don't you think I'm pretty?
Pete Puma: Oh yah! I want you to have my babies.
Liath: If you command. *begins to have your babies with an ominously sweet smile*

19 years ago #9617
LOL @ Liath

19 years ago #9618
She must be Catholic.

19 years ago #9619
rainstorm: who's there?
Anji: Open the door
rainstorm: open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
rainstorm: I won't let you in until you tell me who you are.

19 years ago #9620
NotKirby: DEATH TO YOU!
Mel_Arewar: DEATH TO YOU TOO!
NotKirby: Deathness of the deathly death frumpishness directed at you as well!
Mel_Arewar: Double deathness of the deathly death frumpishness directed at you as well too!
NotKirby: May I gyrate you?
Mel_Arewar: No you may not!

19 years ago #9621
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: *sings* Just you wite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
madeline: i do?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
madeline: what do you mean? i'm madeline.
Sonora: Ssssh! Not so loud! We don't want the mafia ta hear us!
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just have to send you to the bog of eternal stench.
madeline: i didn't know i ought a be careful.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?

19 years ago #9622
Mel_Arewar: Camthedrummer is a good person
Sonora: Next we should teach that person to fetch a stick.
Mel_Arewar: Why should we do that?
Sonora: Should don't enter into it! We MUST do that!

Thanks for the chat!

19 years ago #9623
Mom: Hi there sweetie, did you have a good day?
Liath: I'm not always a sweetie
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now. What's your favorite movie?
Mom: My favorite movie is Contact.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie.
Mom: Over my dead body!

Mom: That's not snow, honey; it's dust.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.

Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.

19 years ago #9624
Mr. Grimm: Before i forget...(chatterguy) told me to tell you (he)'s (remembers your delightful conversation he had with you last Friday)....
Din: I think is from another planet, are you from another planet?
Mr. Grimm: well, perhaps......and what do the voices say?
Din: hehehe

19 years ago #9625
Liath: Come sit here with me, I need someone to use as a pillow.
Guest234: I sit on the couch
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who sit down on the sofa.

19 years ago #9626
Spikebot: No? What kind of answer is that, you haven't even heard the question yet.
Glindar: No, not right. Cancerous item.
Spikebot: You mean “no” as in “eventually”?
Glindar: What else Glindar mean?
Spikebot: ...perhaps a zippy cartwheel... Have you ever been to Woodstock?
Glindar: Yes. Canaries too small. For a very small sum, I kill Mr. Mojo Risin for you.
Spikebot: Me too. What did you think of it?
Glindar: Glindar think guy need dead be.

19 years ago #9627
Wowbagger: *Sighs* What do you want?
Glindar: San-cheery!
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You want put out of misery?

Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You dying? *grins*
Wowbagger: Huh?
Glindar: Glindar bored.


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