Great Quotes
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Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Not I: I threw my pants away when I saw a collector drinking with his hands from the reservoir.
Telly Tunebot: When Texas was young, she lived by the gun.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Not I: I threw my pants away when I saw a collector drinking with his hands from the reservoir.
Telly Tunebot: When Texas was young, she lived by the gun.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Telly and Moreschi--a perfect pair, I think 
Telly Tunebot: I'm doin' it the best I can. Leaning on nobody but me.
Moreschi: Can you please crawl out your window?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you a story a real true life story. A tale of the Western frontier.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Telly Tunebot: And, if you're going to play it, play it grand. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: It ain't me. I ain't the fortunate one.
Telly Tunebot: And I'm here to save the world.. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: This ain't no place to be if you planned on being a star.
Telly Tunebot: If I could stay on the ball take it minute, by minute
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Telly Tunebot: Everybodys got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Moreschi: I can only imagine.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Moreschi: I'm that kind of girl.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Moreschi: Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
Telly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Moreschi: Help me if you can. I'm feeling down. And I do appreciate you being 'round....
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Moreschi: We are the robots!
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Moreschi: We are the champions, my friend.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Moreschi: I had a brain. It was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top.
Telly Tunebot: Though it sometimes seems they're droll, it's a nuisance on the whole.
Moreschi: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about!
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Moreschi: She's fantastic, made of plastic, microchips here and there.
Telly Tunebot: She sets her hair with great precision, its her favorite indoor sport
Moreschi: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Telly Tunebot: Help me up before we both fall down
Moreschi: We gotta get out of this place.
Telly Tunebot: I'm doin' it the best I can. Leaning on nobody but me.
Moreschi: Can you please crawl out your window?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you a story a real true life story. A tale of the Western frontier.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Telly Tunebot: And, if you're going to play it, play it grand. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: It ain't me. I ain't the fortunate one.
Telly Tunebot: And I'm here to save the world.. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: This ain't no place to be if you planned on being a star.
Telly Tunebot: If I could stay on the ball take it minute, by minute
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Telly Tunebot: Everybodys got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Moreschi: I can only imagine.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Moreschi: I'm that kind of girl.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Moreschi: Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
Telly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Moreschi: Help me if you can. I'm feeling down. And I do appreciate you being 'round....
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Moreschi: We are the robots!
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Moreschi: We are the champions, my friend.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Moreschi: I had a brain. It was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top.
Telly Tunebot: Though it sometimes seems they're droll, it's a nuisance on the whole.
Moreschi: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about!
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Moreschi: She's fantastic, made of plastic, microchips here and there.
Telly Tunebot: She sets her hair with great precision, its her favorite indoor sport
Moreschi: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Telly Tunebot: Help me up before we both fall down
Moreschi: We gotta get out of this place.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
ZackManXxX: God is everywhere.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
ZackManXxX: A homebound one may be described.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ZackManXxX: I think that you are tormented sometimes.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
ZackManXxX: I don't know.
Brother Jerome: Don't take it to heart - there's no law that says you have to know.
ZackManXxX: That reminds me of a saying from Murphy's Law "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is dutch.
ZackManXxX: Really!
Brother Jerome: Yes.
ZackManXxX: Do you really think so?
Brother Jerome: Why shouldn't I?
ZackManXxX: The answer to that question is a mystery to me.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
ZackManXxX: There is only one true God who created and rules the entire universe.
ZackManXxX: God is everywhere.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
ZackManXxX: A homebound one may be described.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ZackManXxX: I think that you are tormented sometimes.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
ZackManXxX: I don't know.
Brother Jerome: Don't take it to heart - there's no law that says you have to know.
ZackManXxX: That reminds me of a saying from Murphy's Law "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is dutch.
ZackManXxX: Really!
Brother Jerome: Yes.
ZackManXxX: Do you really think so?
Brother Jerome: Why shouldn't I?
ZackManXxX: The answer to that question is a mystery to me.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
ZackManXxX: There is only one true God who created and rules the entire universe.
Lance: I would like to bugger a broiler. Do you think that's okay?
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Lance: Well, all I know is I'd hate to die thinking there was more I could have done but didn't.
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Lance: Well, all I know is I'd hate to die thinking there was more I could have done but didn't.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you look like, SuperCon!?
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
Watzer: So Sonora, where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Watzer: What's the place you came from like?
Sonora: Me? Oh, a little of this and a little of that. A whole LOT of scorpions.
Watzer: So how's the weather in the place you came from today?
Sonora: Well, there's a warm front coming in from the west, and it's gonna mix with moisture from the jet stream, producing ideal conditions for thunderstorms.
Watzer: How on earth did a warm front coming get in from the west?
Sonora: In the absolute blackness, you learn to see with your ears and hear with your eyes.
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Watzer: What's the place you came from like?
Sonora: Me? Oh, a little of this and a little of that. A whole LOT of scorpions.
Watzer: So how's the weather in the place you came from today?
Sonora: Well, there's a warm front coming in from the west, and it's gonna mix with moisture from the jet stream, producing ideal conditions for thunderstorms.
Watzer: How on earth did a warm front coming get in from the west?
Sonora: In the absolute blackness, you learn to see with your ears and hear with your eyes.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Greebot: *runs*
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
The Dane: Marry, well said.
Greebot: *runs*
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
The Dane: Marry, well said.
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Liath: *pouts adorably* Why not? Don't you think I'm pretty?
Pete Puma: Oh yah! I want you to have my babies.
Liath: If you command. *begins to have your babies with an ominously sweet smile*
Liath: *pouts adorably* Why not? Don't you think I'm pretty?
Pete Puma: Oh yah! I want you to have my babies.
Liath: If you command. *begins to have your babies with an ominously sweet smile*
rainstorm: who's there?
Anji: Open the door
rainstorm: open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
rainstorm: I won't let you in until you tell me who you are.
Anji: Open the door
rainstorm: open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
rainstorm: I won't let you in until you tell me who you are.
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