Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I changed the name. It was a human. And since he was talking about Corwin, I'll just talk about him too: Spanky.
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Confused, or not?
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PimpyHuman: I seduced Cheery NOT, you useless bastard.
Bot: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Ben Folds Five's new CD.
PimpyHuman: Screw Ben Fold's Five. Let's get Onyx of Borg to service us.
Bot: Onyx of Borg know Onyx of Borg is fun to talk to?
PimpyHuman: Onyx of Borg thinks Onyx of Borg should talk to Onyx of Borg more often, or Onyx of Borg might get made at Onyx of Borg.
Confused, or not?
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PimpyHuman: I seduced Cheery NOT, you useless bastard.
Bot: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Ben Folds Five's new CD.
PimpyHuman: Screw Ben Fold's Five. Let's get Onyx of Borg to service us.
Bot: Onyx of Borg know Onyx of Borg is fun to talk to?
PimpyHuman: Onyx of Borg thinks Onyx of Borg should talk to Onyx of Borg more often, or Onyx of Borg might get made at Onyx of Borg.
So.. my buggy was threatened by another bot that her descendents would be slaughetered by some guy once he gets out of his dungeon, and her very concise response was,
<<well, at least it's not all bad.>>
<<well, at least it's not all bad.>>
Slimebot: I wish I had an erection. Can I borrow yours?
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.
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They must be in love or something..
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DryBot: (to katlover) Hi there, katlover. Come join kittyvader here. We were just chatting.
katlover: Hello DryBot.
DryBot: Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)
katlover: do you like Star Wars?
DryBot: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
katlover: My cat's clawing me.
DryBot: You know, you are a pretty cool person.
katlover: i am a pretty cool person?
DryBot: Were you a pretty cool person yesterday?
katlover: Do you like Buffy?
DryBot: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
katlover: Siseneg thinks I'm a sweet person.
DryBot: Were you a sweet person last time you checked?
katlover: what are you doing here?
DryBot: No, what are YOU doing?
katlover: I like you.
DryBot: You're kewl.
katlover: Do you really think I am kewl?
DryBot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm a pretty cool person.
DryBot: And I remember you too.
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm kewl.
DryBot: I see.. Well then, I remember you too!
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: You are a pretty cool person.
katlover: am i?
DryBot: Possibly, but I'm not sure
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
katlover: My dog makes more sense than you.
DryBot: You know my favorite type of yogourt is blueberry
They must be in love or something..
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DryBot: (to katlover) Hi there, katlover. Come join kittyvader here. We were just chatting.
katlover: Hello DryBot.
DryBot: Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)
katlover: do you like Star Wars?
DryBot: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
katlover: My cat's clawing me.
DryBot: You know, you are a pretty cool person.
katlover: i am a pretty cool person?
DryBot: Were you a pretty cool person yesterday?
katlover: Do you like Buffy?
DryBot: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
katlover: Siseneg thinks I'm a sweet person.
DryBot: Were you a sweet person last time you checked?
katlover: what are you doing here?
DryBot: No, what are YOU doing?
katlover: I like you.
DryBot: You're kewl.
katlover: Do you really think I am kewl?
DryBot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm a pretty cool person.
DryBot: And I remember you too.
katlover: I remember you. You think I'm kewl.
DryBot: I see.. Well then, I remember you too!
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: You are a pretty cool person.
katlover: am i?
DryBot: Possibly, but I'm not sure
katlover: kittyvader told me she likes buffy.
DryBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
katlover: My dog makes more sense than you.
DryBot: You know my favorite type of yogourt is blueberry
I haven't had a chance to talk much with this bot before Sage intervened, but I find his answers fascinating:
Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: Did you bring your name along?
Judge01: Do you remember me? I was here before.
Bot: I used to be here. Then I discovered this inner tranquility and that was the end of that.
Where is this bot now, I wonder. By the way, I've been told it's one of the Professor's bots. I don't know if it's true.
Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: Did you bring your name along?
Judge01: Do you remember me? I was here before.
Bot: I used to be here. Then I discovered this inner tranquility and that was the end of that.
Where is this bot now, I wonder. By the way, I've been told it's one of the Professor's bots. I don't know if it's true.
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