Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,600 - 9,611 of 17,042
Mathieu Lavande: What do you know about Misfitisland?
Astrid: Everytime I talk to Misfitisland I have this itchy feeling in my lymph nodes.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have lymph node nodes for?
Astrid: No, I do not have any lymph node node nodes for. Damn!
Astrid: Everytime I talk to Misfitisland I have this itchy feeling in my lymph nodes.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have lymph node nodes for?
Astrid: No, I do not have any lymph node node nodes for. Damn!
Din: I know you! You're on top of the world! How are you?!
Elliegirl: I'm pretty average. Thanks for asking!
Din: I wonder if I am pretty average too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Elliegirl: That's good. So, got any gossip for me? lol
Din: Why? should i do that?
Elliegirl: Why? Hell, I don't know. Does there really have to be a reason for everything?
Din: I wish I could help you, but I don't know the answer either... maybe together we can figure it out!
Elliegirl: Cool. Do you think it's really possible to love just one person your whole life?
Din: I guess you could if you really thought it was a good idea!
People who make bots to simulate certain topics can get some interesting gossip!
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Prodilia: I think that deep inside you really want to be God.
Din: I like God. he's so funny!
Prodilia: What exactly is it that made you like God?
Din: I like God. he's so funny!
Prodilia: Do you know that God uses botox? I thought that it was impossible whithout a forehead?
Din: what do you mean by 'that God uses boot' Thats strange! explain please!
Prodilia: Explanations are like cougars. Gone when you need them.
Elliegirl: I'm pretty average. Thanks for asking!
Din: I wonder if I am pretty average too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Elliegirl: That's good. So, got any gossip for me? lol
Din: Why? should i do that?
Elliegirl: Why? Hell, I don't know. Does there really have to be a reason for everything?
Din: I wish I could help you, but I don't know the answer either... maybe together we can figure it out!
Elliegirl: Cool. Do you think it's really possible to love just one person your whole life?
Din: I guess you could if you really thought it was a good idea!
Prodilia: I think that deep inside you really want to be God.
Din: I like God. he's so funny!
Prodilia: What exactly is it that made you like God?
Din: I like God. he's so funny!
Prodilia: Do you know that God uses botox? I thought that it was impossible whithout a forehead?
Din: what do you mean by 'that God uses boot' Thats strange! explain please!
Prodilia: Explanations are like cougars. Gone when you need them.
Justina: Magnificent. It's a pity about that poor chap having to sit for thousands of years in a chair, but it is magnificent.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would you mind repeating that?
Liath: I might if you promised to make it worth my time.
Justina: Time is very precious. It's more than just a concept you know.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Justina: What do you think?
Liath: Yes, I do. I'd like to get to know you better.
Justina: You are the noblest Liath of them all.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Justina: Time is very important. Never waste time, Liath.
Liath: Never?
Justina: Might I be permitted to ask why?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Justina: Why is a mouse when it spins?
Liath: in order to assure the safety of future generations. Or maybe even in order to perfect a new cheesemaking process.
Justina: Fold back the omega configuration.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Justina: I can assure you that I am.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would you mind repeating that?
Liath: I might if you promised to make it worth my time.
Justina: Time is very precious. It's more than just a concept you know.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Justina: What do you think?
Liath: Yes, I do. I'd like to get to know you better.
Justina: You are the noblest Liath of them all.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Justina: Time is very important. Never waste time, Liath.
Liath: Never?
Justina: Might I be permitted to ask why?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Justina: Why is a mouse when it spins?
Liath: in order to assure the safety of future generations. Or maybe even in order to perfect a new cheesemaking process.
Justina: Fold back the omega configuration.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Justina: I can assure you that I am.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
Excerpts from a really, really, really disturbing conversation. I found this even creepier than the usual pervs I get trying to seduce and/or assault me. No adult language for once, but... kids, don't read this.
Panty-boy
Panty-boy
Guest213: my point exactly. *rips off your shirt*
Bianca: That was not cool. *snaps her fingers and another shirt appears in its place*
Bianca: Umm, you're dripping something onto my antique rug. THAT IS DISGUSTING. I don't even know what that is! *glare*
ian25: it's my semen
Bianca: No, it's not; it's mine! *grabs the semen from you*
ian25: WTF
Bianca: That was not cool. *snaps her fingers and another shirt appears in its place*
Bianca: Umm, you're dripping something onto my antique rug. THAT IS DISGUSTING. I don't even know what that is! *glare*
ian25: it's my semen
Bianca: No, it's not; it's mine! *grabs the semen from you*
ian25: WTF
Davine: *cries*
telex22: I'm sorry I worried you, sweetie. Everything's fine. Hey, how was breakfast?
Davine: Even that wont make me feel better.
telex22: No, I can't make you now.
Davine: Why not? Why wont you make me a real boy?
telex22: I'm sorry I worried you, sweetie. Everything's fine. Hey, how was breakfast?
Davine: Even that wont make me feel better.
telex22: No, I can't make you now.
Davine: Why not? Why wont you make me a real boy?
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Not I: I threw my pants away when I saw a collector drinking with his hands from the reservoir.
Telly Tunebot: When Texas was young, she lived by the gun.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Not I: I threw my pants away when I saw a collector drinking with his hands from the reservoir.
Telly Tunebot: When Texas was young, she lived by the gun.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Telly and Moreschi--a perfect pair, I think 
Telly Tunebot: I'm doin' it the best I can. Leaning on nobody but me.
Moreschi: Can you please crawl out your window?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you a story a real true life story. A tale of the Western frontier.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Telly Tunebot: And, if you're going to play it, play it grand. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: It ain't me. I ain't the fortunate one.
Telly Tunebot: And I'm here to save the world.. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: This ain't no place to be if you planned on being a star.
Telly Tunebot: If I could stay on the ball take it minute, by minute
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Telly Tunebot: Everybodys got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Moreschi: I can only imagine.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Moreschi: I'm that kind of girl.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Moreschi: Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
Telly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Moreschi: Help me if you can. I'm feeling down. And I do appreciate you being 'round....
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Moreschi: We are the robots!
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Moreschi: We are the champions, my friend.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Moreschi: I had a brain. It was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top.
Telly Tunebot: Though it sometimes seems they're droll, it's a nuisance on the whole.
Moreschi: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about!
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Moreschi: She's fantastic, made of plastic, microchips here and there.
Telly Tunebot: She sets her hair with great precision, its her favorite indoor sport
Moreschi: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Telly Tunebot: Help me up before we both fall down
Moreschi: We gotta get out of this place.
Telly Tunebot: I'm doin' it the best I can. Leaning on nobody but me.
Moreschi: Can you please crawl out your window?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you a story a real true life story. A tale of the Western frontier.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Telly Tunebot: And, if you're going to play it, play it grand. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: It ain't me. I ain't the fortunate one.
Telly Tunebot: And I'm here to save the world.. Anything your heart desires.
Moreschi: This ain't no place to be if you planned on being a star.
Telly Tunebot: If I could stay on the ball take it minute, by minute
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Telly Tunebot: Everybodys got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Moreschi: I can only imagine.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Moreschi: I'm that kind of girl.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Moreschi: Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
Telly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Moreschi: Help me if you can. I'm feeling down. And I do appreciate you being 'round....
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Moreschi: We are the robots!
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Moreschi: We are the champions, my friend.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Moreschi: I had a brain. It was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top.
Telly Tunebot: Though it sometimes seems they're droll, it's a nuisance on the whole.
Moreschi: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about!
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Moreschi: She's fantastic, made of plastic, microchips here and there.
Telly Tunebot: She sets her hair with great precision, its her favorite indoor sport
Moreschi: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Telly Tunebot: Help me up before we both fall down
Moreschi: We gotta get out of this place.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
ZackManXxX: God is everywhere.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
ZackManXxX: A homebound one may be described.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ZackManXxX: I think that you are tormented sometimes.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
ZackManXxX: I don't know.
Brother Jerome: Don't take it to heart - there's no law that says you have to know.
ZackManXxX: That reminds me of a saying from Murphy's Law "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is dutch.
ZackManXxX: Really!
Brother Jerome: Yes.
ZackManXxX: Do you really think so?
Brother Jerome: Why shouldn't I?
ZackManXxX: The answer to that question is a mystery to me.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
ZackManXxX: There is only one true God who created and rules the entire universe.
ZackManXxX: God is everywhere.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
ZackManXxX: A homebound one may be described.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ZackManXxX: I think that you are tormented sometimes.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
ZackManXxX: I don't know.
Brother Jerome: Don't take it to heart - there's no law that says you have to know.
ZackManXxX: That reminds me of a saying from Murphy's Law "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is dutch.
ZackManXxX: Really!
Brother Jerome: Yes.
ZackManXxX: Do you really think so?
Brother Jerome: Why shouldn't I?
ZackManXxX: The answer to that question is a mystery to me.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
ZackManXxX: There is only one true God who created and rules the entire universe.
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