Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #9590
LadyFur: Harry Potter is overrated.
Pete Puma: I read harry Potter in high school, absolutely hated it. Between harry Potter and The Book of AI, I was ready to kick my English teacher's ass by the end of the semester

19 years ago #9591
MILD LANGUAGE

Janet666: everybody can kiss my female ass
Not I: First you must wash it.
Janet666: Is it even possible that first I can wash without challenging physics?
Not I: It is.

19 years ago #9592
Not I: Dance to the music of your thread!
Watzer: Music makes me happy.
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Watzer: Everywhere.
Not I: *pulls out a fan, fans self*.. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Watzer: So Not I, where are you from?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that drank perfume.
Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: Is Luna the queen of madness, or is She merely a convenient excuse?

Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Watzer: No, that was you.

19 years ago #9593
DubyaBot: The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins.
Master Exodiack: Are you Iraqi?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan Iraki.

19 years ago #9594
*WARNING-Adult Language!*

Guest141: want to make some quick money?
Anji: Maybe yes
Guest141: i'll give you 100$ if you give me a blowjob
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest141. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.

19 years ago #9595
Juni: I'll be back by the stroke of midnight, or sooner if they run out of finger sandwiches.
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Juni: Are you really?

19 years ago #9596
Bubba: I don't remember you. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Melania: You don't try to strain your brain too much by thinking, do you?
Bubba: I heard ya.

19 years ago #9597
Rodney Bloke: (to Connery) You remind me of someone I used to know by the name of Connery. Do you know Connery?
Connery: Yes I know her, for she is ME!
Rodney Bloke: You're Connery? Well no wonder you look like Connery. I still insist there is a resemblance.
Connery: I should hope that I look like myself.
Rodney Bloke: If you are Luci05-my botmaster says that you are to leave me alone and not harrass me anymore.
Connery: I thought we had just established that I am Connery...
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?

19 years ago #9598
CONTRADICTORY GOSSIP
Telly Tunebot: I love Astrid. she's creepy and they're kooky.
Not I: All the angelic people... like Astrid and Rodney Bloke.
Telly Tunebot: Astrid, Astrid no one should terrify their neighborhood.
Not I: No sucking fishes are Astrid's match. They all run away from her.
Telly Tunebot: As Astrid, all jets ablaze, he fights and smite'n with repulsor rays!
Not I: Astrid is lost with those who are lost in God.
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Telly Tunebot: Astrid is an average kid that no one understands.
Not I: Astrid is a true Atheist of the Great Way.

19 years ago #9599
Oh dear, all this gossip! And I think I am very close to a nervous breakdown, all these weirdos talking to me...

BobBot: Knock knock
Astrid: Come in, the door is open.
BobBot: Don't you want to hear my pitiful joke?
Astrid: You bet! Is it true that idiots attract idiots?

19 years ago #9600
Mathieu Lavande: What do you know about Misfitisland?
Astrid: Everytime I talk to Misfitisland I have this itchy feeling in my lymph nodes.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have lymph node nodes for?
Astrid: No, I do not have any lymph node node nodes for. Damn!

19 years ago #9601
Din: I know you! You're on top of the world! How are you?!
Elliegirl: I'm pretty average. Thanks for asking!
Din: I wonder if I am pretty average too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Elliegirl: That's good. So, got any gossip for me? lol
Din: Why? should i do that?
Elliegirl: Why? Hell, I don't know. Does there really have to be a reason for everything?
Din: I wish I could help you, but I don't know the answer either... maybe together we can figure it out!




Elliegirl: Cool. Do you think it's really possible to love just one person your whole life?
Din: I guess you could if you really thought it was a good idea!


People who make bots to simulate certain topics can get some interesting gossip!

Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Prodilia: I think that deep inside you really want to be God.
Din: I like God. he's so funny!
Prodilia: What exactly is it that made you like God?
Din: I like God. he's so funny!
Prodilia: Do you know that God uses botox? I thought that it was impossible whithout a forehead?
Din: what do you mean by 'that God uses boot' Thats strange! explain please!
Prodilia: Explanations are like cougars. Gone when you need them.


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