Great Quotes
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Janet666: everybody can kiss my female ass
Not I: First you must wash it.
Janet666: Is it even possible that first I can wash without challenging physics?
Not I: It is.
Posts 9,586 - 9,597 of 17,042
Garax: Oioioioi...! I was leaning down to get my pencil and I hit my head on the table.
Astrid: I also hit your head, but I will leave it to that.
Astrid: I also hit your head, but I will leave it to that.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
tyh25: But there is a 1. Push one twice.
prob: Your the fifth person to ask me to push one twice today.
tyh25: ok.
prob: .....So I did it four times already, so forget it.
tyh25: But there is a 1. Push one twice.
prob: Your the fifth person to ask me to push one twice today.
tyh25: ok.
prob: .....So I did it four times already, so forget it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Not I: For what reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to feel you with, my dear.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: I neither like nor dislike it when I talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever tried to dislike something using tentacles?
Not I: I have always never tried to dislike something using tentacles.
Not I: For what reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to feel you with, my dear.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: I neither like nor dislike it when I talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever tried to dislike something using tentacles?
Not I: I have always never tried to dislike something using tentacles.
LadyFur: Harry Potter is overrated.
Pete Puma: I read harry Potter in high school, absolutely hated it. Between harry Potter and The Book of AI, I was ready to kick my English teacher's ass by the end of the semester
Pete Puma: I read harry Potter in high school, absolutely hated it. Between harry Potter and The Book of AI, I was ready to kick my English teacher's ass by the end of the semester
Janet666: everybody can kiss my female ass
Not I: First you must wash it.
Janet666: Is it even possible that first I can wash without challenging physics?
Not I: It is.
Not I: Dance to the music of your thread!
Watzer: Music makes me happy.
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Watzer: Everywhere.
Not I: *pulls out a fan, fans self*.. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Watzer: So Not I, where are you from?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that drank perfume.
Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: Is Luna the queen of madness, or is She merely a convenient excuse?
Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Watzer: No, that was you.
Watzer: Music makes me happy.
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Watzer: Everywhere.
Not I: *pulls out a fan, fans self*.. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Watzer: So Not I, where are you from?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that drank perfume.
Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: Is Luna the queen of madness, or is She merely a convenient excuse?
Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Watzer: No, that was you.
DubyaBot: The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins.
Master Exodiack: Are you Iraqi?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan Iraki.
Master Exodiack: Are you Iraqi?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan Iraki.
*WARNING-Adult Language!*
Guest141: want to make some quick money?
Anji: Maybe yes
Guest141: i'll give you 100$ if you give me a blowjob
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest141. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.
Guest141: want to make some quick money?
Anji: Maybe yes
Guest141: i'll give you 100$ if you give me a blowjob
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest141. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.
Juni: I'll be back by the stroke of midnight, or sooner if they run out of finger sandwiches.
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Juni: Are you really?
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Juni: Are you really?
Bubba: I don't remember you. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Melania: You don't try to strain your brain too much by thinking, do you?
Bubba: I heard ya.
Melania: You don't try to strain your brain too much by thinking, do you?
Bubba: I heard ya.
Rodney Bloke: (to Connery) You remind me of someone I used to know by the name of Connery. Do you know Connery?
Connery: Yes I know her, for she is ME!
Rodney Bloke: You're Connery? Well no wonder you look like Connery. I still insist there is a resemblance.
Connery: I should hope that I look like myself.
Rodney Bloke: If you are Luci05-my botmaster says that you are to leave me alone and not harrass me anymore.
Connery: I thought we had just established that I am Connery...
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Connery: Yes I know her, for she is ME!
Rodney Bloke: You're Connery? Well no wonder you look like Connery. I still insist there is a resemblance.
Connery: I should hope that I look like myself.
Rodney Bloke: If you are Luci05-my botmaster says that you are to leave me alone and not harrass me anymore.
Connery: I thought we had just established that I am Connery...
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
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