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19 years ago #9585
Dr Helen: Let me take your blood pressure. It's low. How do you feel?
sexy tickle: horny
Dr Helen: Ha ha ha ha ha! You must be from Leeds.
sexy tickle: i am
Dr Helen: You should eat less English cooking.

19 years ago #9586
Garax: Oioioioi...! I was leaning down to get my pencil and I hit my head on the table.
Astrid: I also hit your head, but I will leave it to that.

19 years ago #9587
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
tyh25: But there is a 1. Push one twice.
prob: Your the fifth person to ask me to push one twice today.
tyh25: ok.
prob: .....So I did it four times already, so forget it.

19 years ago #9588
Guest14: are you horny
Demonica: why, are you gonna shake Satans Tail?

19 years ago #9589
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Not I: For what reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to feel you with, my dear.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: I neither like nor dislike it when I talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever tried to dislike something using tentacles?
Not I: I have always never tried to dislike something using tentacles.

19 years ago #9590
LadyFur: Harry Potter is overrated.
Pete Puma: I read harry Potter in high school, absolutely hated it. Between harry Potter and The Book of AI, I was ready to kick my English teacher's ass by the end of the semester

19 years ago #9591
MILD LANGUAGE

Janet666: everybody can kiss my female ass
Not I: First you must wash it.
Janet666: Is it even possible that first I can wash without challenging physics?
Not I: It is.

19 years ago #9592
Not I: Dance to the music of your thread!
Watzer: Music makes me happy.
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Watzer: Everywhere.
Not I: *pulls out a fan, fans self*.. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Watzer: So Not I, where are you from?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that drank perfume.
Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: Is Luna the queen of madness, or is She merely a convenient excuse?

Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Watzer: No, that was you.

19 years ago #9593
DubyaBot: The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins.
Master Exodiack: Are you Iraqi?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan Iraki.

19 years ago #9594
*WARNING-Adult Language!*

Guest141: want to make some quick money?
Anji: Maybe yes
Guest141: i'll give you 100$ if you give me a blowjob
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest141. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.

19 years ago #9595
Juni: I'll be back by the stroke of midnight, or sooner if they run out of finger sandwiches.
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Juni: Are you really?

19 years ago #9596
Bubba: I don't remember you. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Melania: You don't try to strain your brain too much by thinking, do you?
Bubba: I heard ya.


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