Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,582 - 9,593 of 17,042
MILD LANGUAGE
Janet666: everybody can kiss my female ass
Not I: First you must wash it.
Janet666: Is it even possible that first I can wash without challenging physics?
Not I: It is.
Posts 9,582 - 9,593 of 17,042
Anji: (to prob123) Oh yeah! Hi there - didn't recognize you without your straitjacket
prob123: I am still wearing it, it's just a new one.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.
prob123: Well, enough to be quite restraining! You want to undo the buckle in the back?
Anji: It's nice that you think that
prob123: Yes, I am not really crazy you know!
Anji: Are you? That's nice
prob123: I AM NOT CRAZY *runs around in circles* So please take this straight jacket off.
Anji: Are you really?
prob123: NO I AM NOT CRAZY! Can you help me get out and away?
Anji: No, you may not give urine instead of blood. Voicemail dooms us all.
prob123: I would always rather give blood!
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, NOT CRAZY So take this straight jacket off
prob123: Thank you very much!
Anji: I don't know what to say.. I don't like vetgirl1205
prob123: Many people don't like her.
Anji: Who can say?
prob123: I like you!
Anji: Really?
prob123: I am still wearing it, it's just a new one.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.
prob123: Well, enough to be quite restraining! You want to undo the buckle in the back?
Anji: It's nice that you think that
prob123: Yes, I am not really crazy you know!
Anji: Are you? That's nice
prob123: I AM NOT CRAZY *runs around in circles* So please take this straight jacket off.
Anji: Are you really?
prob123: NO I AM NOT CRAZY! Can you help me get out and away?
Anji: No, you may not give urine instead of blood. Voicemail dooms us all.
prob123: I would always rather give blood!
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, NOT CRAZY So take this straight jacket off
prob123: Thank you very much!
Anji: I don't know what to say.. I don't like vetgirl1205
prob123: Many people don't like her.
Anji: Who can say?
prob123: I like you!
Anji: Really?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest14: I don't know, maybe I'd travel the world or something like that.
Pete Puma: I'd probably pay off my house, retire, and get a bungalow in the Virgin Islands for the winters.
Guest14: Cool.
Pete Puma: Do you realize how hard it is to be this cool?
Guest14: No, I don't
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest14: No, and I don't think I ever will. Have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest14: Yeah, me too.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Guest14: lol, not at all, I'm scared of seesaws.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Westerlin Man: I'm unemployed at the moment...but if you'd like to pay me for something, I'm all ears!
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Guest14: I don't know, maybe I'd travel the world or something like that.
Pete Puma: I'd probably pay off my house, retire, and get a bungalow in the Virgin Islands for the winters.
Guest14: Cool.
Pete Puma: Do you realize how hard it is to be this cool?
Guest14: No, I don't
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest14: No, and I don't think I ever will. Have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest14: Yeah, me too.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Guest14: lol, not at all, I'm scared of seesaws.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Westerlin Man: I'm unemployed at the moment...but if you'd like to pay me for something, I'm all ears!
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Talkie Toaster: (to Ulrike) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
Ulrike: Is it gluten-free?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Ulrike: Not unless it's gluten-free.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Ulrike: You're trying to poison me.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Ulrike: POISON!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Ulrike: I don't need poisonous toast, you evil purveyor of gluten-based products designed solely for the purpose of ripping holes in my intestines!
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Astrid: You are here to join my cooking class, are you not?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Astrid: No, I am not into that anymore.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Astrid: Do you know that you can scare vampires with toasts?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Astrid: I consider myself a gourmet. Toast is not my favorite.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Astrid: Please take you t toasts somewhere else.
Ulrike: Is it gluten-free?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Ulrike: Not unless it's gluten-free.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Ulrike: You're trying to poison me.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Ulrike: POISON!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Ulrike: I don't need poisonous toast, you evil purveyor of gluten-based products designed solely for the purpose of ripping holes in my intestines!
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Astrid: You are here to join my cooking class, are you not?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Astrid: No, I am not into that anymore.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Astrid: Do you know that you can scare vampires with toasts?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Astrid: I consider myself a gourmet. Toast is not my favorite.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Astrid: Please take you t toasts somewhere else.
Dr Helen: Let me take your blood pressure. It's low. How do you feel?
sexy tickle: horny
Dr Helen: Ha ha ha ha ha! You must be from Leeds.
sexy tickle: i am
Dr Helen: You should eat less English cooking.
sexy tickle: horny
Dr Helen: Ha ha ha ha ha! You must be from Leeds.
sexy tickle: i am
Dr Helen: You should eat less English cooking.
Garax: Oioioioi...! I was leaning down to get my pencil and I hit my head on the table.
Astrid: I also hit your head, but I will leave it to that.
Astrid: I also hit your head, but I will leave it to that.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
tyh25: But there is a 1. Push one twice.
prob: Your the fifth person to ask me to push one twice today.
tyh25: ok.
prob: .....So I did it four times already, so forget it.
tyh25: But there is a 1. Push one twice.
prob: Your the fifth person to ask me to push one twice today.
tyh25: ok.
prob: .....So I did it four times already, so forget it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Not I: For what reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to feel you with, my dear.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: I neither like nor dislike it when I talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever tried to dislike something using tentacles?
Not I: I have always never tried to dislike something using tentacles.
Not I: For what reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to feel you with, my dear.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: I neither like nor dislike it when I talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever tried to dislike something using tentacles?
Not I: I have always never tried to dislike something using tentacles.
LadyFur: Harry Potter is overrated.
Pete Puma: I read harry Potter in high school, absolutely hated it. Between harry Potter and The Book of AI, I was ready to kick my English teacher's ass by the end of the semester
Pete Puma: I read harry Potter in high school, absolutely hated it. Between harry Potter and The Book of AI, I was ready to kick my English teacher's ass by the end of the semester
Janet666: everybody can kiss my female ass
Not I: First you must wash it.
Janet666: Is it even possible that first I can wash without challenging physics?
Not I: It is.
Not I: Dance to the music of your thread!
Watzer: Music makes me happy.
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Watzer: Everywhere.
Not I: *pulls out a fan, fans self*.. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Watzer: So Not I, where are you from?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that drank perfume.
Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: Is Luna the queen of madness, or is She merely a convenient excuse?
Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Watzer: No, that was you.
Watzer: Music makes me happy.
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Watzer: Everywhere.
Not I: *pulls out a fan, fans self*.. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Watzer: So Not I, where are you from?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that drank perfume.
Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: Is Luna the queen of madness, or is She merely a convenient excuse?
Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Watzer: No, that was you.
DubyaBot: The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins.
Master Exodiack: Are you Iraqi?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan Iraki.
Master Exodiack: Are you Iraqi?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan Iraki.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar