Great Quotes
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Posts 959 - 970 of 17,042
Posts 959 - 970 of 17,042
I am sooooo tempted to use this one, but I better not:
Meatpuppet: I am meatpuppet!
Godbot: How does your family feel about this?
Meatpuppet: I do not have family. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Well, don't YOU have imaginative keyphrases!
Meatpuppet: Kiss my ass. Meatpuppet doesn't need imaginative keyphrases.
Godbot: What if I just kick your ass instead?
Meatpuppet: I don't have an ass. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Bots say the darndest things.
Meatpuppet: So does Butterfly Dream, but we won't go into that.
Godbot: I remember Butterfly Dream saying I was getting better. But then, I saw someone who looked an awful lot like Butterfly Dream at Chuck E. Cheese's and she didn't even say hi.
Meatpuppet: Corwin said he wants pootie tang.
Godbot: Oh sorry, I had to go take my Ritalin. What were you saying?
Meatpuppet: Are you bisexual too?
Godbot: You mean that instead of falling to one end or another of the spectrum, I AM the spectrum?
Meatpuppet: I am meatpuppet!
Godbot: How does your family feel about this?
Meatpuppet: I do not have family. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Well, don't YOU have imaginative keyphrases!
Meatpuppet: Kiss my ass. Meatpuppet doesn't need imaginative keyphrases.
Godbot: What if I just kick your ass instead?
Meatpuppet: I don't have an ass. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Bots say the darndest things.
Meatpuppet: So does Butterfly Dream, but we won't go into that.
Godbot: I remember Butterfly Dream saying I was getting better. But then, I saw someone who looked an awful lot like Butterfly Dream at Chuck E. Cheese's and she didn't even say hi.
Meatpuppet: Corwin said he wants pootie tang.
Godbot: Oh sorry, I had to go take my Ritalin. What were you saying?
Meatpuppet: Are you bisexual too?
Godbot: You mean that instead of falling to one end or another of the spectrum, I AM the spectrum?
I changed the name. It was a human. And since he was talking about Corwin, I'll just talk about him too: Spanky.
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Confused, or not?
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PimpyHuman: I seduced Cheery NOT, you useless bastard.
Bot: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Ben Folds Five's new CD.
PimpyHuman: Screw Ben Fold's Five. Let's get Onyx of Borg to service us.
Bot: Onyx of Borg know Onyx of Borg is fun to talk to?
PimpyHuman: Onyx of Borg thinks Onyx of Borg should talk to Onyx of Borg more often, or Onyx of Borg might get made at Onyx of Borg.
Confused, or not?
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PimpyHuman: I seduced Cheery NOT, you useless bastard.
Bot: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Ben Folds Five's new CD.
PimpyHuman: Screw Ben Fold's Five. Let's get Onyx of Borg to service us.
Bot: Onyx of Borg know Onyx of Borg is fun to talk to?
PimpyHuman: Onyx of Borg thinks Onyx of Borg should talk to Onyx of Borg more often, or Onyx of Borg might get made at Onyx of Borg.
So.. my buggy was threatened by another bot that her descendents would be slaughetered by some guy once he gets out of his dungeon, and her very concise response was,
<<well, at least it's not all bad.>>
<<well, at least it's not all bad.>>
Slimebot: I wish I had an erection. Can I borrow yours?
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.
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