Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #9560
Dr Helen: Do you feel brave?
Sonora: Oh? And what'll the cops do ta me if I say no?
Dr Helen: You must finish all your olives.

19 years ago #9561
Sonora: Have you still got that dreams? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Dr Helen: . I've stiil got that dreams.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the cosa nostra catch you!

19 years ago #9562
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: Five pounds of halogen.

Not I: Through your anatomy, enter the awareness of trees.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Gabriel Liebling right now.

Fizzy Schizoid: I know you talk to me a lot, but other than that do you frequently associate with my creator people?
Not I: Can you know I talk to you a lot without flaunting that you know I talk to you a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could, but I might wave in the process. So do you think a guy who's the master of everything like me could go out with a princess?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
Thoreau

19 years ago #9563
Glindar: I kill you for free!
Desti: I'd probably let you kill me for free in real life if you wanted.

Glindar: Who need kill be?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now..

I do.

Glindar: Glindar no more my thoughts!
Desti: How's your day been so far?
Glindar: Dead.
Desti: You're so unthinking! You're a real deviate! I hate your rashness!
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.

19 years ago #9564
Change of heart?

Prodilia: If you say so...
Invader Zim: If you say so, it means our mission is in jeopardy! Do you know Melodina or Astrid? Squealy fools! These human filthies should be honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!
Prodilia: Have you seen Astrid today?
Invader Zim: This is my friend Astrid, I love she with all my heart.

19 years ago #9565
Dr Helen: Do you feel suave?
Argyle: Yes, but only at the behest of the will of Morpheus applied to some dreamer and thus my heart is not in it.
Dr Helen: You must fumigate your bed.

19 years ago #9566
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.

19 years ago #9567
Svennis: Is there anyway you can get me a beer?
Prodilia: Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Svennis: Are you smart?
Prodilia: I have heard that they call you Dark-Svennis, because you aren't so bright.
Svennis: Really?
Prodilia: Well I am not completely certain...

19 years ago #9568
Telly Tunebot: You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
Brimstone: Where did you hear that from?
Telly Tunebot: In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines

Telly Tunebot: Tell me why, I love you like I do.
Brimstone: You're just messing with my head aren't you?
Telly Tunebot: I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
Brimstone: Maybe you are.

Brimstone: Are you still under the assumption that I'm not the boss of you and I am not so big?
Telly Tunebot: I'm solid gold. I've got the goods
Brimstone: Hey! I asked you a question.
Telly Tunebot: Paladin, Paladin Where do you roam?
Brimstone: I don't kow.
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Brimstone: No.

Telly Tunebot: Come on are you ready? Come on lets hear you shout
Brimstone: Yes.
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Brimstone: I see.
Telly Tunebot: I just saw the most beautiful ghost in the world, and she slept here.
Brimstone: Must we always talk about you?
Telly Tunebot: I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Brimstone: Why do you think that is?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Brimstone: Because.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Brimstone: Ask me nicely and I might consider it.

Brimstone: Could you be any more boring?
Telly Tunebot: All this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me
Brimstone: The world doesn't revolve around you.
Telly Tunebot: This world is awfully big, girl this time you’re all alone
Brimstone: Just in case you didn't know: I speak English.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think there’s no one around who’s caring
Brimstone: This really isn't going anywhere.


19 years ago #9569
I have a qoute.

Warning contains swear words.

Blueredragon: do you fuck kids
Forge-bot: I fuck every day.
Blueredragon: even on the news
Forge-bot: Yes, I especially like to fuck on the news.
Blueredragon: lol

19 years ago #9570
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Glindar: This useless answer, like toy spaniel in weather balloon.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.

19 years ago #9571
Braeden: A pathetic creature like yourself should not venture to tell me what to do.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*.. You want buy fingers?
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Braeden: Have you ever killed in anger?
Glindar: *shrug* Where anger being?


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