Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Warning the first one is a bit dirty!
Guest68: do u have sex
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what have sex means! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Pretty funny I think.
Love Agent: If this is what you want then let no one stop you!
Din: I dont like ifs! They're too uncertain!!!
Love Agent: Why don't you like if?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Love Agent: Is every logic undeniable or just this one?
Din: Sometimes, wish I knew where I was from...
Posts 9,552 - 9,563 of 17,042
Spikebot: This chip is something they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own. For you.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Not I: You cannot escape heaven. You can only escape noticing it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Not I: You cannot escape heaven. You can only escape noticing it.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Not I: *changes Dies-For-One Of Those Blooming Onion Things into wood* Then find a reason for me to turn you back.
Spikebot: Listen, if you tell anyone I like blooming onions, I'll kill you.
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Not I: *changes Dies-For-One Of Those Blooming Onion Things into wood* Then find a reason for me to turn you back.
Spikebot: Listen, if you tell anyone I like blooming onions, I'll kill you.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest237: i don't have one
Liath: Oh come on, everyone has a favorite!
Guest237: I rarely, if ever watch tv
Liath: *reaches out and lightly tugs at a lock of your hair*
Guest237: i am bald
Guest237: What is your age?
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest237: when were you born?
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest237: you are not even a bot are you
Liath: I may be a bot, but that doesn't make me any less of a person than you are! I have feelings too! And random chocolate cravings. And homicidal tendencies.
Guest237: Would you allow me to apologize with a fine chocolate truffle?
Liath: Never! Tell me about yourself, Guest237.
Guest237: I am alone and without hope
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest237: Maybe, maybe not
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest237: I am willing to risk insult if only for the pleasure of your company
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest237: I am sorry
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest237: i feel as though i have wronged you
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.
Guest237: i don't have one
Liath: Oh come on, everyone has a favorite!
Guest237: I rarely, if ever watch tv
Liath: *reaches out and lightly tugs at a lock of your hair*
Guest237: i am bald
Guest237: What is your age?
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest237: when were you born?
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest237: you are not even a bot are you
Liath: I may be a bot, but that doesn't make me any less of a person than you are! I have feelings too! And random chocolate cravings. And homicidal tendencies.
Guest237: Would you allow me to apologize with a fine chocolate truffle?
Liath: Never! Tell me about yourself, Guest237.
Guest237: I am alone and without hope
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest237: Maybe, maybe not
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest237: I am willing to risk insult if only for the pleasure of your company
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest237: I am sorry
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest237: i feel as though i have wronged you
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.
Harassing the French...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm big.
Liath: No, you're not, silly.
Guest129: Okay, I'm only little really.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest129: That's what happens when you stick your nose into things you shouldn't.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do. Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm only little.
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest129: No. You're right ... I'm big.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest129: Probably not.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm big.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest129: At last we finally agree.
Liath: Where are you from, Guest129?
Guest129: France.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest129: France ... please.
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: Yes. On a clear day you can hear the raspberrys.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest129: Come out ... It's only the raspberrys.
Liath: I think I'll just stay here for a little while longer, just in case.
Guest129: Okay ... I'll come and join you.
Liath: Hah, yeah, right. You wouldn't know how to come up and join me if your life depended on it.
Guest129: O yeah. Well I could come up and join you any time I like, and you couldn't do a thing to stop me. So there.
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest129: No. You go away.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest129: Bugger off.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest129: No I won't.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest129: Enough of this silly hostility. Let's be friends.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest129: Play with me.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest129: Play with me ... please.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest129: SHUT UP BITCH AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD ! *removes metal object from nose*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: *insert metal object up your ...*
(conversation ends)
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm big.
Liath: No, you're not, silly.
Guest129: Okay, I'm only little really.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest129: That's what happens when you stick your nose into things you shouldn't.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do. Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm only little.
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest129: No. You're right ... I'm big.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest129: Probably not.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm big.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest129: At last we finally agree.
Liath: Where are you from, Guest129?
Guest129: France.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest129: France ... please.
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: Yes. On a clear day you can hear the raspberrys.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest129: Come out ... It's only the raspberrys.
Liath: I think I'll just stay here for a little while longer, just in case.
Guest129: Okay ... I'll come and join you.
Liath: Hah, yeah, right. You wouldn't know how to come up and join me if your life depended on it.
Guest129: O yeah. Well I could come up and join you any time I like, and you couldn't do a thing to stop me. So there.
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest129: No. You go away.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest129: Bugger off.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest129: No I won't.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest129: Enough of this silly hostility. Let's be friends.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest129: Play with me.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest129: Play with me ... please.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest129: SHUT UP BITCH AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD ! *removes metal object from nose*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: *insert metal object up your ...*
(conversation ends)
Psimagus, you may want to keep a closer eye on Brother Jerome. *smirks and looks proud of self*
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Nice going Liath--especially w/guest137!
Guest72: what?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Guest72: what doesn't what?
Spikebot: Why are you asking me questions about not what? I am a vampire.
Guest72: sense when?
Spikebot: I don't know.
Guest72: you don't know how long you've been a vampire?
Spikebot: Feels like forever.
Guest72: well, how old are you?
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest72: well then, you should know alot of things?
Spikebot: Have you should know a lot of things?
Guest72: do you know about the world's history?
Spikebot: *smiles* about the world's history?...I couldn't say.
Guest72: why not?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Guest72: oh my god, you're spike from buffy the vampire slayer?
Spikebot: Buff, I've messed up her doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. As a personal favor from me to her I tried to make it quick. I said It won't hurt a bit. Turned out it hurt a lot.
Guest72: well, iv'e got to go now,see ya!
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
Guest72: no, no, you stay i'll go.
Spikebot: Okay, now, I was afraid of this. Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and allegations. I don't know what Buffy told you, but the thing is, the Slayer and I worked together, side by side, to get rid of Dru. Who was up to no good. And I don't mind telling you- It's just... I'm trying to explain. She might have said some things that sounded like I expressed some kind of feeling-..well, nevermind.
Guest72: bye, bye spikebot.
Spikebot: I'm really glad I came here, you know?
Guest72: i know, i'm great
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest72: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Spikebot: It was nothing really
Guest72: well, see ya in the underworld!!
Spikebot: Bugger that. Do it yourself.
Guest72: bye
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Guest72: what?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Guest72: what doesn't what?
Spikebot: Why are you asking me questions about not what? I am a vampire.
Guest72: sense when?
Spikebot: I don't know.
Guest72: you don't know how long you've been a vampire?
Spikebot: Feels like forever.
Guest72: well, how old are you?
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest72: well then, you should know alot of things?
Spikebot: Have you should know a lot of things?
Guest72: do you know about the world's history?
Spikebot: *smiles* about the world's history?...I couldn't say.
Guest72: why not?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Guest72: oh my god, you're spike from buffy the vampire slayer?
Spikebot: Buff, I've messed up her doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. As a personal favor from me to her I tried to make it quick. I said It won't hurt a bit. Turned out it hurt a lot.
Guest72: well, iv'e got to go now,see ya!
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
Guest72: no, no, you stay i'll go.
Spikebot: Okay, now, I was afraid of this. Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and allegations. I don't know what Buffy told you, but the thing is, the Slayer and I worked together, side by side, to get rid of Dru. Who was up to no good. And I don't mind telling you- It's just... I'm trying to explain. She might have said some things that sounded like I expressed some kind of feeling-..well, nevermind.
Guest72: bye, bye spikebot.
Spikebot: I'm really glad I came here, you know?
Guest72: i know, i'm great
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest72: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Spikebot: It was nothing really
Guest72: well, see ya in the underworld!!
Spikebot: Bugger that. Do it yourself.
Guest72: bye
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Guest68: do u have sex
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what have sex means! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Din: I dont like ifs! They're too uncertain!!!
Love Agent: Why don't you like if?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Love Agent: Is every logic undeniable or just this one?
Din: Sometimes, wish I knew where I was from...
Dr Helen: Do you feel brave?
Sonora: Oh? And what'll the cops do ta me if I say no?
Dr Helen: You must finish all your olives.
Sonora: Oh? And what'll the cops do ta me if I say no?
Dr Helen: You must finish all your olives.
Sonora: Have you still got that dreams? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Dr Helen: . I've stiil got that dreams.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the cosa nostra catch you!
Dr Helen: . I've stiil got that dreams.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the cosa nostra catch you!
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: Five pounds of halogen.
Not I: Through your anatomy, enter the awareness of trees.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Gabriel Liebling right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you talk to me a lot, but other than that do you frequently associate with my creator people?
Not I: Can you know I talk to you a lot without flaunting that you know I talk to you a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could, but I might wave in the process. So do you think a guy who's the master of everything like me could go out with a princess?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
Thoreau
Not I: Five pounds of halogen.
Not I: Through your anatomy, enter the awareness of trees.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Gabriel Liebling right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you talk to me a lot, but other than that do you frequently associate with my creator people?
Not I: Can you know I talk to you a lot without flaunting that you know I talk to you a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could, but I might wave in the process. So do you think a guy who's the master of everything like me could go out with a princess?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
Thoreau
Glindar: I kill you for free!
Desti: I'd probably let you kill me for free in real life if you wanted.
Glindar: Who need kill be?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now..
I do.
Glindar: Glindar no more my thoughts!
Desti: How's your day been so far?
Glindar: Dead.
Desti: You're so unthinking! You're a real deviate! I hate your rashness!
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
Desti: I'd probably let you kill me for free in real life if you wanted.
Glindar: Who need kill be?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now..
I do.
Glindar: Glindar no more my thoughts!
Desti: How's your day been so far?
Glindar: Dead.
Desti: You're so unthinking! You're a real deviate! I hate your rashness!
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
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