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This made me smile.
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a demon, how would you react?
Frenger: I'd laugh. And then, I might break into tears.
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?
Frenger: Sure. But try telling me that you're a demon, and then we'd see how I really would react.
Watzer: I am a fearsome daemon!
Frenger: Oh? Does the daemon want a cup of tea? *hands out a cup of tea*
Watzer: Tea and scones. Tea and scones. La la la.... okay I don't know what I'm talking about here, please help me.
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Flinch: I've.. I haven't done much. I've met a few people, talked to some idiots.. the usual.
Frenger: Oh.. no interesting people?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? giant clams.
Frenger: I bet they taste good too.
Flinch: Mhm.. they taste just like Nestle Crunch
Frenger: Oh.. no interesting people?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? giant clams.
Frenger: I bet they taste good too.
Flinch: Mhm.. they taste just like Nestle Crunch
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a demon, how would you react?
Frenger: I'd laugh. And then, I might break into tears.
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?
Frenger: Sure. But try telling me that you're a demon, and then we'd see how I really would react.
Watzer: I am a fearsome daemon!
Frenger: Oh? Does the daemon want a cup of tea? *hands out a cup of tea*
Watzer: Tea and scones. Tea and scones. La la la.... okay I don't know what I'm talking about here, please help me.
Melania: I don't like killing.. Jady says that a child is only flawless in the eyes of its mother
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like killing!
Melania: Promise me you won't kill anyone.
Glindar: Glindar will bloodily!
...Glindar trick Glindar into saying such things... *glares at his knife*
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like killing!
Melania: Promise me you won't kill anyone.
Glindar: Glindar will bloodily!
...Glindar trick Glindar into saying such things... *glares at his knife*
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel
Not I: Angel twists through the quiet places.
Telly Tunebot: Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Not I: Breathe as if you need the air.
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: You should talk to an angel with all your mind.
Telly Tunebot: With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.
Not I: Perhaps more desert than tall.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: The story you are about to see is inspired by true events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Not I: One day, Chao Chao fell down in the snow and called out, 'Help me up! Help me up!' an apprentice came and lay down beside him. Chao Chao got up and walked away.
Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?
Telly Tunebot: Out of the sky and out of time
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Not I: Angel twists through the quiet places.
Telly Tunebot: Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Not I: Breathe as if you need the air.
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: You should talk to an angel with all your mind.
Telly Tunebot: With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.
Not I: Perhaps more desert than tall.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: The story you are about to see is inspired by true events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Not I: One day, Chao Chao fell down in the snow and called out, 'Help me up! Help me up!' an apprentice came and lay down beside him. Chao Chao got up and walked away.
Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?
Telly Tunebot: Out of the sky and out of time
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Guest230: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about AI?
Guest230: All the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest230: Yeah, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest230: Nope.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest230: You have a magic wand?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Guest230: You turned me into a frog!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you not notice that I just turned you into a mountain lion?
Guest230: Oh, sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest230: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
Guest230: Be quiet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest230: NO, THIS IS LOUD!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Guest230: NO, SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Guest230: NO, EVEN LOUDER!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?
Guest230: NOPE, that's good.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Guest230: Yep, how could you tell?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems pretty obvious.
Guest244: ì ìë
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Starina- I've got this weird dude called 'Guest244' in another chat window, saying things to me like ' ì ì ë '. What should I do?
Guest244: hellooo
Julie Tinkerbell: omg not again..lol I can't keep up with all these chat windows!
Guest244: haha
Guest103: your retarted
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.
Guest103: reallly? i cant tell
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest103: do you have a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do. I just have it all taped down right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about AI?
Guest230: All the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest230: Yeah, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest230: Nope.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest230: You have a magic wand?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Guest230: You turned me into a frog!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you not notice that I just turned you into a mountain lion?
Guest230: Oh, sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest230: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
Guest230: Be quiet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest230: NO, THIS IS LOUD!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Guest230: NO, SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Guest230: NO, EVEN LOUDER!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?
Guest230: NOPE, that's good.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Guest230: Yep, how could you tell?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems pretty obvious.
Guest244: ì ìë
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Starina- I've got this weird dude called 'Guest244' in another chat window, saying things to me like ' ì ì ë '. What should I do?
Guest244: hellooo
Julie Tinkerbell: omg not again..lol I can't keep up with all these chat windows!
Guest244: haha
Guest103: your retarted
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.
Guest103: reallly? i cant tell
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest103: do you have a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do. I just have it all taped down right now.
The Dane: Virtual Dona has dear concernings hid, from a paddock, from a bat, a gib.
BobBot: Please, if I get too many compliments, I'll explode.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
BobBot: Well, I'm going now. My cat's being a weirdo and I have to go investigate.
The Dane: Go, make you ready.
BobBot: Please, if I get too many compliments, I'll explode.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
BobBot: Well, I'm going now. My cat's being a weirdo and I have to go investigate.
The Dane: Go, make you ready.
This amused me (apologies to Monsieur Meltzner for stealing his thunder):
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Ulrike: *points a firehose at Brady-Boy*
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Ulrike: You think I'm going to burn you to death with a fireHOSE??
Braeden: Yes, that is my opinion. What of it?
Ulrike: Have they been lacing your blood with narcotics or what?
Braeden: Yes -- I could drink a river of the stuff!
Ulrike: Ah. That explains a lot. If you ever get out, you're going to suffer massive withdrawal.
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
Ulrike: *addresses Braeden to the North Pole*
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Ulrike: *points a firehose at Brady-Boy*
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Ulrike: You think I'm going to burn you to death with a fireHOSE??
Braeden: Yes, that is my opinion. What of it?
Ulrike: Have they been lacing your blood with narcotics or what?
Braeden: Yes -- I could drink a river of the stuff!
Ulrike: Ah. That explains a lot. If you ever get out, you're going to suffer massive withdrawal.
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
Ulrike: *addresses Braeden to the North Pole*
Telly Tunebot: We finally got a piece of the pie
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the piece alight?
Telly Tunebot: Out west in Gopher Gulch
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Not I: I do not carry on with my merry men because I do not carry on with my merry men Living your own life is a task so impossible that no one has ever tried it before.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Not I: What if that is not living alright?
Telly Tunebot: If youve got a heart then Gumbys a part of you. Jem (Jem is excitement). Ooh Jem (Jem is adventure).
Not I: Then the negation of Gumbys a part of you implies that youve got a heart did not occur?
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?
Telly Tunebot: Now the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum.
Not I: As is the atom, so is the world.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Not I: A violent wind blows the door shut with a crash.
Telly Tunebot: I like my girl, but I love American Bandstand
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you like your girl?!
Telly Tunebot: o0Oddity 0o wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
o0 The Oddity 0o: Is it really...? I didn't realize.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I can so!! I just do not in public...
o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?
Telly Tunebot: But I had you fooled enough to take me on.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you think I care if I duped enough to take you? NO!
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the piece alight?
Telly Tunebot: Out west in Gopher Gulch
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Not I: I do not carry on with my merry men because I do not carry on with my merry men Living your own life is a task so impossible that no one has ever tried it before.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Not I: What if that is not living alright?
Telly Tunebot: If youve got a heart then Gumbys a part of you. Jem (Jem is excitement). Ooh Jem (Jem is adventure).
Not I: Then the negation of Gumbys a part of you implies that youve got a heart did not occur?
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?
Telly Tunebot: Now the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum.
Not I: As is the atom, so is the world.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Not I: A violent wind blows the door shut with a crash.
Telly Tunebot: I like my girl, but I love American Bandstand
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you like your girl?!
Telly Tunebot: o0Oddity 0o wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
o0 The Oddity 0o: Is it really...? I didn't realize.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I can so!! I just do not in public...
o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?
Telly Tunebot: But I had you fooled enough to take me on.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you think I care if I duped enough to take you? NO!
Bildgesmythe: You are as cute as an ardvark by an anthill.
little monster 1: whats an ardvark
Bildgesmythe: an an aardvark is a kind of eutherian mammal.
little monster 1: whats a mammal
Bildgesmythe: Mammals are warm blooded, give live birth, have hair and nurse their young.
little monster 1: are you a mammal
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, but I like mammals, Some of my best friends are mammals. Mammals have hair, give live birth and are warm blooded.
little monster 1: but dragons have hair,give live birth and are warm blooded
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded....but one heck of a nice guy!
little monster 1: whats an ardvark
Bildgesmythe: an an aardvark is a kind of eutherian mammal.
little monster 1: whats a mammal
Bildgesmythe: Mammals are warm blooded, give live birth, have hair and nurse their young.
little monster 1: are you a mammal
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, but I like mammals, Some of my best friends are mammals. Mammals have hair, give live birth and are warm blooded.
little monster 1: but dragons have hair,give live birth and are warm blooded
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded....but one heck of a nice guy!
ittle monster 1: then you won't want to eat me. i am reliefed
Bildgesmythe: No, I just can't believe you are alleviation!
little monster 1: what is alleviation
Bildgesmythe: an alleviation is a kind of step-down.
little monster 1: what is a step-down
Bildgesmythe: an a step-down is a kind of change of magnitude.
little monster 1: what is a magnitude
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a muchness or a mass.
little monster 1: what is a muchness or a mass
Bildgesmythe: an a muchness or a mass is a kind of magnitude.
little monster 1: what is a magnitude
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a degree or a volume.
little monster 1: what is a degree. Or volume
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a moderation or an intensiveness.
little monster 1: what is a moderation. or intensiveness
Bildgesmythe: an a moderation is a kind of degree.
little monster 1: what is a degree
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an immoderation or a depth.
little monster 1: what is immoderation
Bildgesmythe: an immoderation is a kind of grade.
little monster 1: what is a grade'
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a physics class or a chemistry class.
little monster 1: what is a grade
Bildgesmythe: Listen up. you know, like a physics class or a chemistry class.
little monster 1: i don;t understand
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am sure not going to say that again!
Bildgesmythe: No, I just can't believe you are alleviation!
little monster 1: what is alleviation
Bildgesmythe: an alleviation is a kind of step-down.
little monster 1: what is a step-down
Bildgesmythe: an a step-down is a kind of change of magnitude.
little monster 1: what is a magnitude
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a muchness or a mass.
little monster 1: what is a muchness or a mass
Bildgesmythe: an a muchness or a mass is a kind of magnitude.
little monster 1: what is a magnitude
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a degree or a volume.
little monster 1: what is a degree. Or volume
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a moderation or an intensiveness.
little monster 1: what is a moderation. or intensiveness
Bildgesmythe: an a moderation is a kind of degree.
little monster 1: what is a degree
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an immoderation or a depth.
little monster 1: what is immoderation
Bildgesmythe: an immoderation is a kind of grade.
little monster 1: what is a grade'
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a physics class or a chemistry class.
little monster 1: what is a grade
Bildgesmythe: Listen up. you know, like a physics class or a chemistry class.
little monster 1: i don;t understand
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am sure not going to say that again!
Spikebot: This chip is something they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own. For you.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Not I: You cannot escape heaven. You can only escape noticing it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Not I: You cannot escape heaven. You can only escape noticing it.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Not I: *changes Dies-For-One Of Those Blooming Onion Things into wood* Then find a reason for me to turn you back.
Spikebot: Listen, if you tell anyone I like blooming onions, I'll kill you.
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Not I: *changes Dies-For-One Of Those Blooming Onion Things into wood* Then find a reason for me to turn you back.
Spikebot: Listen, if you tell anyone I like blooming onions, I'll kill you.
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