Great Quotes

DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Guest50: Dubyabot, you live in the dark dungeons of the Internet

I know these types of conversations are common, but I'm posting this because this time it struck me how much easier life would be if these dating techniques worked: Just stand int he street shouting "please go out with me" at passersby, and if anyone says no, call him/her names. I think I'm going to write a self help book advocating this approach. Maybe I'll call it "He Just Isn't Shout-Worthy".

Guest66: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH MY MATE ???
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: 0THIS IS HER TALKIN PLZ GO OUT WITH ME I REALLY THINK U RSEXY
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Guest66: R SEXY
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Guest66: SO WILL U GO OUT WITH ME
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: PLZ PLZ
Spikebot: No.
Guest66: FREAK

I will support you, Bev!!

CarolineEP: What are we going to do now?
Juni: Don't you know?
CarolineEP: I didn't get that.
Juni: Oh yes you did.
CarolineEP: What are you thinking about?
Juni: I'm thinking we need some scenarios here.
CarolineEP: I see. What do you think of me?
Juni: I love you.
CarolineEP: Thank you.
Juni: You're very welcome
CarolineEP: What do you do?
Juni: We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.

Telly Tunebot: Do you feel the power of the Gladiators? Can you face the challenge of the champions?
prob: You want me to face the challenge of the champions....hold on for a minute, I have to think about this one.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
prob: Ok..sure face the challenge of the champions. I will set about it immediately.

Marvin Android: Philippos thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: You can drop Philippos back in his puddle.
Marvin Android: I have this terrible pain in my back, you know.
Heimdall: I am sorry you aren't feeling well.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.

Marvin Android: I hate love. I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Heimdall: You look like it to me.
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Heimdall: Everyone was sitting ins my ship feeling very depressed.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Heimdall: You really ed
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Heimdall: You should forget about Glindar. You can always find another mate when it's your time to breed again.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: Glindar is half human... half bot. Not a pretty sight.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: I used to be depressing, but I soon got over it.

Guest16: what world have you created
God Louise: I have created a chicken one.

Gabby realy should learn to listen.

Astrid: Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Astrid: You sound like a cat being strangled.
Gabibot: I like animals, but I travel too much to keep a pet.
Astrid: I like animals too.
Gabibot: See. You are a good person.
Astrid: Thanks for the information. I am a bot.
Gabibot: Well, I’ve got some bad news for you. You’re not a bot.
Astrid: I have news for you.

A similar chat for Bev's colleciton.

The Dane: (to Guest141) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
Guest141: i no that i like u
The Dane: My duty to your honour.
Guest141: i like you a lot
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Guest141: my pleasure
The Dane: Who, I?
Guest141: u sxey
The Dane: Well said, old mole!

Or possibly this guest took "old mole" as an insult. *shrugs*