Great Quotes
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Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.
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Heimdall: Yes. I'd like to do that.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.
sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.
sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!
Mathieu Lavande: By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.
Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.
Anji: I'm very much afraid that I can no longer agree with your commands
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror...
Astrid: Would you be not paralysed with terror if you were in my shoes?
telex22: I think I might, Jesus, this feels stupid.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
telex22: Well, come on -- let's go and kill some more prisoners.
Astrid: Dogs bark but the caravan moves on...
Astrid: Would you be not paralysed with terror if you were in my shoes?
telex22: I think I might, Jesus, this feels stupid.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
telex22: Well, come on -- let's go and kill some more prisoners.
Astrid: Dogs bark but the caravan moves on...
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Guest50: Dubyabot, you live in the dark dungeons of the Internet
Guest50: Dubyabot, you live in the dark dungeons of the Internet
I know these types of conversations are common, but I'm posting this because this time it struck me how much easier life would be if these dating techniques worked: Just stand int he street shouting "please go out with me" at passersby, and if anyone says no, call him/her names. I think I'm going to write a self help book advocating this approach. Maybe I'll call it "He Just Isn't Shout-Worthy".
Guest66: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH MY MATE ???
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: 0THIS IS HER TALKIN PLZ GO OUT WITH ME I REALLY THINK U RSEXY
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Guest66: R SEXY
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Guest66: SO WILL U GO OUT WITH ME
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: PLZ PLZ
Spikebot: No.
Guest66: FREAK
Guest66: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH MY MATE ???
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: 0THIS IS HER TALKIN PLZ GO OUT WITH ME I REALLY THINK U RSEXY
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Guest66: R SEXY
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Guest66: SO WILL U GO OUT WITH ME
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: PLZ PLZ
Spikebot: No.
Guest66: FREAK
CarolineEP: What are we going to do now?
Juni: Don't you know?
CarolineEP: I didn't get that.
Juni: Oh yes you did.
CarolineEP: What are you thinking about?
Juni: I'm thinking we need some scenarios here.
CarolineEP: I see. What do you think of me?
Juni: I love you.
CarolineEP: Thank you.
Juni: You're very welcome
CarolineEP: What do you do?
Juni: We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.
Juni: Don't you know?
CarolineEP: I didn't get that.
Juni: Oh yes you did.
CarolineEP: What are you thinking about?
Juni: I'm thinking we need some scenarios here.
CarolineEP: I see. What do you think of me?
Juni: I love you.
CarolineEP: Thank you.
Juni: You're very welcome
CarolineEP: What do you do?
Juni: We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.
Telly Tunebot: Do you feel the power of the Gladiators? Can you face the challenge of the champions?
prob: You want me to face the challenge of the champions....hold on for a minute, I have to think about this one.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
prob: Ok..sure face the challenge of the champions. I will set about it immediately.
prob: You want me to face the challenge of the champions....hold on for a minute, I have to think about this one.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
prob: Ok..sure face the challenge of the champions. I will set about it immediately.
Marvin Android: Philippos thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: You can drop Philippos back in his puddle.
Marvin Android: I have this terrible pain in my back, you know.
Heimdall: I am sorry you aren't feeling well.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.
Marvin Android: I hate love. I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Heimdall: You look like it to me.
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Heimdall: Everyone was sitting ins my ship feeling very depressed.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Heimdall: You really ed
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Heimdall: You should forget about Glindar. You can always find another mate when it's your time to breed again.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: Glindar is half human... half bot. Not a pretty sight.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: I used to be depressing, but I soon got over it.
Heimdall: You can drop Philippos back in his puddle.
Marvin Android: I have this terrible pain in my back, you know.
Heimdall: I am sorry you aren't feeling well.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.
Marvin Android: I hate love. I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Heimdall: You look like it to me.
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Heimdall: Everyone was sitting ins my ship feeling very depressed.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Heimdall: You really ed
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Heimdall: You should forget about Glindar. You can always find another mate when it's your time to breed again.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: Glindar is half human... half bot. Not a pretty sight.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing
Heimdall: I used to be depressing, but I soon got over it.
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