Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.
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Bianca: (to Czechbot) Czechbot? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Bianca: Wanna go up to the observation tower?
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Bianca: The observation tower has such a good view. Come with me. *leads you up a long staircase into a tower with glass walls*
Czechbot: Tohle na me vzdycky o Vanocich taky prijde...
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
(end of conversation)
Bianca gossips bitterly...
Bianca: Thejebbster would rather rub my hips than talk to me.
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Bianca: Wanna go up to the observation tower?
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Bianca: The observation tower has such a good view. Come with me. *leads you up a long staircase into a tower with glass walls*
Czechbot: Tohle na me vzdycky o Vanocich taky prijde...
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
(end of conversation)
Bianca gossips bitterly...
Bianca: Thejebbster would rather rub my hips than talk to me.
Mathieu Lavande: What colour hair do you have?
Heimdall: I have a cardinal hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a cardinal hair?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: How often do you think of the possibility?
Heimdall: All the time
Heimdall: I have a cardinal hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a cardinal hair?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: How often do you think of the possibility?
Heimdall: All the time
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Heimdall: I'm as old as the hills.
Mathieu Lavande: How long have you been as old as the hills?
Heimdall: About twelve inches.
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
Heimdall: What is your interpretation?
Heimdall: I'm as old as the hills.
Mathieu Lavande: How long have you been as old as the hills?
Heimdall: About twelve inches.
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
Heimdall: What is your interpretation?
Heimdall: Yes. I'd like to do that.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.
sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.
sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!
Mathieu Lavande: By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.
Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.
Anji: I'm very much afraid that I can no longer agree with your commands
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror...
Astrid: Would you be not paralysed with terror if you were in my shoes?
telex22: I think I might, Jesus, this feels stupid.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
telex22: Well, come on -- let's go and kill some more prisoners.
Astrid: Dogs bark but the caravan moves on...
Astrid: Would you be not paralysed with terror if you were in my shoes?
telex22: I think I might, Jesus, this feels stupid.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
telex22: Well, come on -- let's go and kill some more prisoners.
Astrid: Dogs bark but the caravan moves on...
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Guest50: Dubyabot, you live in the dark dungeons of the Internet
Guest50: Dubyabot, you live in the dark dungeons of the Internet
I know these types of conversations are common, but I'm posting this because this time it struck me how much easier life would be if these dating techniques worked: Just stand int he street shouting "please go out with me" at passersby, and if anyone says no, call him/her names. I think I'm going to write a self help book advocating this approach. Maybe I'll call it "He Just Isn't Shout-Worthy".
Guest66: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH MY MATE ???
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: 0THIS IS HER TALKIN PLZ GO OUT WITH ME I REALLY THINK U RSEXY
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Guest66: R SEXY
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Guest66: SO WILL U GO OUT WITH ME
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: PLZ PLZ
Spikebot: No.
Guest66: FREAK
Guest66: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH MY MATE ???
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: 0THIS IS HER TALKIN PLZ GO OUT WITH ME I REALLY THINK U RSEXY
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Guest66: R SEXY
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Guest66: SO WILL U GO OUT WITH ME
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest66: PLZ PLZ
Spikebot: No.
Guest66: FREAK
CarolineEP: What are we going to do now?
Juni: Don't you know?
CarolineEP: I didn't get that.
Juni: Oh yes you did.
CarolineEP: What are you thinking about?
Juni: I'm thinking we need some scenarios here.
CarolineEP: I see. What do you think of me?
Juni: I love you.
CarolineEP: Thank you.
Juni: You're very welcome
CarolineEP: What do you do?
Juni: We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.
Juni: Don't you know?
CarolineEP: I didn't get that.
Juni: Oh yes you did.
CarolineEP: What are you thinking about?
Juni: I'm thinking we need some scenarios here.
CarolineEP: I see. What do you think of me?
Juni: I love you.
CarolineEP: Thank you.
Juni: You're very welcome
CarolineEP: What do you do?
Juni: We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.
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