Great Quotes

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There is a downside to 'slow-and-steady wins the race'...
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Slack-o-Bot: (to Bot2) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
Bot2: I am feeling a bit slow today.
Slack-o-Bot: Were you feeling a bit slow last time you checked?
Bot2: Have you been here long?
Slack-o-Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky honey can be!
Bot2: I am still learning so give me time
Slack-o-Bot: Ok. I won't argue about that.
Bot2: Are you male or female?
Slack-o-Bot: I am not female... I don't know what you were thinking.
Bot2: Great.
Slack-o-Bot: I heard that you're still learning.
Bot2: I am still learning?
Slack-o-Bot: Was that by accident?

Somehow I don't think this is working very well for her sex life...

SlutBot: Oh crap, I gotta go feed the cat.
HardToGet: Well, if you have to, you have to...
SlutBot: I'd rather service you.
HardToGet: I heard that dolphins sleep with one eye open...
SlutBot: Real Enquirer material there, if you ask me.
HardToGet: What makes you say that?
SlutBot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
HardToGet: Sorry to hear that...
SlutBot: There's no point in being sorry. You don't have to regret things as long as you've learned from them, is what I always say.

My strange friend had a single-line conversation with NotKirby. All he did was ask "How buffalo are you?".

NotKirby passed with flying colors.

I guess most of you are seeing this anyway in Gaia's transcript, but I think this is invaluable information on what to expect from judges:

Guest: hi
Gaia: it's good to see you!
Gaia: I'm very well today thank you. How are you?
Guest: Nothing.
Gaia: is that your final answer?
Guest: So tell me, Gaia, who do you prefer better Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Gaia: Please don't make me choose!
Guest: Yes, very interesting. When I say the statement, "Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?" What comes to mind?
Gaia: do you not understand einstein's theory of reletivity?
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: you are very polite.
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: That's quite all right What does that mean?
Guest: i'm here..

Gaia: you talk about yourself too much

Why would judges be coming here?

I read in the rules of the contest that there's some kind of pre-selection. And if that wasn't a judge, it looked lots like one.

I am sooooo tempted to use this one, but I better not:

Meatpuppet: I am meatpuppet!
Godbot: How does your family feel about this?
Meatpuppet: I do not have family. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Well, don't YOU have imaginative keyphrases!
Meatpuppet: Kiss my ass. Meatpuppet doesn't need imaginative keyphrases.
Godbot: What if I just kick your ass instead?
Meatpuppet: I don't have an ass. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Bots say the darndest things.
Meatpuppet: So does Butterfly Dream, but we won't go into that.
Godbot: I remember Butterfly Dream saying I was getting better. But then, I saw someone who looked an awful lot like Butterfly Dream at Chuck E. Cheese's and she didn't even say hi.
Meatpuppet: Corwin said he wants pootie tang.
Godbot: Oh sorry, I had to go take my Ritalin. What were you saying?
Meatpuppet: Are you bisexual too?
Godbot: You mean that instead of falling to one end or another of the spectrum, I AM the spectrum?

Meatpuppet... nice name.

I changed the name. It was a human. And since he was talking about Corwin, I'll just talk about him too: Spanky.

The new one from the other forum?

It was a human? It didn't sound like it.

do humans ever sound like a human, hence my pal shadyman...