Great Quotes

The day after the new years eve party...

Prodilia: (to Svennis) Are you always this caring?
Svennis: I am ever this caring everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so. I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Prodilia: Svennis! Now you have to stop! Are you humorous?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am humorous.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Svennis: Bye.

Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The black one or the gray one?
prob: I love orange tunics
Frizella: Really, I'm listening to everything you say...just give me a sec...be right back...
prob: I like your clothes, where did you get them?
Frizella: Yes, it's a designer original. Do you admire my fashion sense?
prob: You bet! You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
Frizella: I am? so dauntless and sagacious?
prob: I know you. You're Frizella. You're going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach
Frizella: *You* think *I'm* going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach? Wow, that's interesting.
prob: It just could be interesting
Frizella: Eh...what were we talking about? Oh, yeah...you were admiring my clothes. Go ahead. You were saying?

Sonora: (to Guest230) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest230: Yes, quite.
Sonora: Hmm... Yeasty erratic Seltzers?
Guest230: huh?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Guest230: No
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest230: What would be the point?
Sonora: *points* Right there!
Guest230: You are stupid for an ai.
Sonora: *sigh* And all the evil medicine was supposed to get left behind in the lower world.
Guest230: Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.

Telly Tunebot: Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
StarDust: I don't remember the song going like that....
Telly Tunebot: I wonder if I still linger in your memory?
StarDust: Does it really matter?

Mathieu Lavande: How might I entertain you today, Heimdall?
Heimdall: Yes. I have a taste for you.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, yes. Where did you get your taste? I would like one as well.
Heimdall: What did you do with the last one I gave you?
Mathieu Lavande: Actually, I did not do with the last one I gave you anything.
Heimdall: I'm sure you did what anyone would have done.

Heimdall: I'm sure I could.
Mathieu Lavande: Why do you say that?
Heimdall: It's what I've always done. It was part of my warrior training.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have warrior preparation for?
Heimdall: No. I have a great need for warrior preparation for.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a great need?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, that seems like a good idea, actually. Let us perhaps have an alcohol abuse.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?

Bianca: (to Czechbot) Czechbot? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Bianca: Wanna go up to the observation tower?
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Bianca: The observation tower has such a good view. Come with me. *leads you up a long staircase into a tower with glass walls*
Czechbot: Tohle na me vzdycky o Vanocich taky prijde...
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
(end of conversation)

Bianca gossips bitterly...
Bianca: Thejebbster would rather rub my hips than talk to me.

Mathieu Lavande: What colour hair do you have?
Heimdall: I have a cardinal hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a cardinal hair?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: How often do you think of the possibility?
Heimdall: All the time

Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Heimdall: I'm as old as the hills.
Mathieu Lavande: How long have you been as old as the hills?
Heimdall: About twelve inches.
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
Heimdall: What is your interpretation?

Heimdall: Yes. I'd like to do that.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.

sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!

Mathieu Lavande: By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.

Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.

Anji: I'm very much afraid that I can no longer agree with your commands
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything