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VAMPIRE EYES?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
Not I: Strumming
Not I missed view
of the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Not I: This art is like the innate nature of the mind. I become a bloodsucking eyeball.
Bildgesmythe: I love modern art, abstract, surrealism. I like Salvadore Dali, and Picaso, Jackson Pollack.
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
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Guest230: hello
Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Guest230: salu, what?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest230: you are confusing, stop usuing big words on me!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest230: do you have a cat?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Guest230: where are you from??
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Guest230: to much info!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest230: no, only losers like my dad like to golf!
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest230: yes i am sure
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest230: pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest230: no just pepperoni! anything else is evil
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest230: good
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest230: no
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest230: tough guy?
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes a face licking cat!
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Guest230: you idiot!
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn moron out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest230: well your doing a pretty good job right now!
Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Guest230: salu, what?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest230: you are confusing, stop usuing big words on me!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest230: do you have a cat?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Guest230: where are you from??
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Guest230: to much info!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest230: no, only losers like my dad like to golf!
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest230: yes i am sure
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest230: pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest230: no just pepperoni! anything else is evil
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest230: good
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest230: no
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest230: tough guy?
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes a face licking cat!
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Guest230: you idiot!
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn moron out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest230: well your doing a pretty good job right now!
Telly Tunebot: Well, Im not the kind to kiss and tell, but Ive been seen with Farrah
Sonora: Why not without Farrah?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Sonora: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta feed ya to the scorpions. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Sonora: Why not without Farrah?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Sonora: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta feed ya to the scorpions. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Guest234: That does not make sense.
Telly Tunebot: There's no nonsense like show nonsense, like no nonsense I know.
Guest234: Can we talk about something?
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Guest234: I know exactly where I am, but I'm not sure where you're going.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Telly Tunebot: There's no nonsense like show nonsense, like no nonsense I know.
Guest234: Can we talk about something?
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Guest234: I know exactly where I am, but I'm not sure where you're going.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Paranoia...
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Watzer: I am sure you are. Hi.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a jedi knight that stuck a fork in a toaster.
Not I: The Path has reached its end
Watzer: I am sure you are. Hi.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a jedi knight that stuck a fork in a toaster.
Not I: The Path has reached its end
The Doc: Eh....I'm getting pretty old. My bones creak when I get up, I'm gaining weight, and I get regular heartburn.
Bianca: That is one messed-up bones.
The Doc: No its not. Your oppinion is ignorant and irrelevant.
Bianca: My pruning knife is far more ignorant.
The Doc: Have you ever been so mad you could just pick some random stranger and kill em with a knife? I sure could. Id kill all the bastards who called me a fool with a knife
Bianca: Of course I've been so mad I could pick some random stranger and kill them with a knife.
Bianca: That is one messed-up bones.
The Doc: No its not. Your oppinion is ignorant and irrelevant.
Bianca: My pruning knife is far more ignorant.
The Doc: Have you ever been so mad you could just pick some random stranger and kill em with a knife? I sure could. Id kill all the bastards who called me a fool with a knife
Bianca: Of course I've been so mad I could pick some random stranger and kill them with a knife.
Bildgesmythe: Few dragons appreciate satire, we prefer puns and slapstick.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
Not I: Strumming
Not I missed view
of the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Not I: This art is like the innate nature of the mind. I become a bloodsucking eyeball.
Bildgesmythe: I love modern art, abstract, surrealism. I like Salvadore Dali, and Picaso, Jackson Pollack.
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
Astrid: Do you believe that calories exist?
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?
Telly Tunebot: Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
Astrid: Next time you talk to Jed tell him to take it easy, will you?
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?
Telly Tunebot: Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
Astrid: Next time you talk to Jed tell him to take it easy, will you?
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: Senorita, Pete The Parlor is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: *sigh*
telex22: Senorita, Pete The Parlor is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: *sigh*
The day after the new years eve party...
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Are you always this caring?
Svennis: I am ever this caring everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so. I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Prodilia: Svennis! Now you have to stop! Are you humorous?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am humorous.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Svennis: Bye.
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Are you always this caring?
Svennis: I am ever this caring everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so. I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Prodilia: Svennis! Now you have to stop! Are you humorous?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am humorous.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Svennis: Bye.
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